The belief that Mamdani’s politics are limited to New York is giving the same energy as “there’s no way a Black man from Chicago, raised in ‘exotic’ Hawaii, with the middle name ‘Hussein’ can become a national figure, let alone win the presidency”

This Dubai chocolate Labubu is really something else #2025Posting

Ask not for whom the Tik Toks; it Toks for thee

So Vance’s book *isn’t* about his alien abduction experiences???

made my own oil reserve, just in case. decorated it w pictures of my rabbit and grace from confidence man

Love On The Spectrum Road Rules Challenge

My favorite lyric from the Monkees theme song is “we’ve got something to say” because of how accurately it reflects their artistic oeuvre. I'm going to make a bet, that out of my family and friends, less than 6 will take the time to copy and post this.

always a handmaid, never a hand

Reflecting pool is emblematic: Rather than draining the swamp, they’re expanding it

I feel like it’s a national security risk to have both creators of Seinfeld at the same basketball game at the same time

How The Knicks Got Their Groove Back

if someone changed my water to wine I would assume they were trying to get me drunk

Do you remember the eleventy-first day of Jucember

I’m not looking for ways to torture people but making an infinite loop of that Van Morrison chorus where he sings “Everyone… everyone… everyone… everyone” would be pretty effective

smells like teen spirit-animal

I am a man of constant meh I’ve been mid all my days I bid farewell to my Discord chat the place where I was born and raised

WE HAS THE LEARNS

polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans

1980s cat punk band Whïsker Dü, known for songs such as “Something I Meowed Today,” “Don’t Want To Know If You Are Zoomie,” and “Could You Be The Bird?” have reunited after much speculation

“Everything costs more and that’s a good thing” is a CRAZY economic message from the White House

I’m only just playing Sonic Frontiers; I really like this whole wandering the cliffs of Dover in the rain while sad piano music plays thing

You get the impression that, if Trump passed away, the official doctor’s memo would say that he was merely in a deep slumber, devotedly dreaming of America’s future

If everything were so locked up for the right, if some mystical, scary thing was preparing to happen that was going to ensure their success, they wouldn’t have people near the top of their food chain going after Talarico. They wouldn’t worry if they weren’t worried.

Yarvin and his ilk utilize terminology associated with cuckoldry with such intimate familiarity that it implies overcompensation, bc who else thinks about that ish that much? Who else knows all that but the people secretly into it?

GOP going after Talarico this hard this early is indicative of their anxiety about his chances.

Elizabeth Montgomery

Wait, Flo Rida the guy who writes songs for Veozah commercials?

I just want to point out that the current iteration of C&C Music Factory does not contain the founding members whose initials were C. The group grew out of house music, and the spirit of house is one of love and diversity.

one of the best small things animation has given us is the concept of a tongue wiggling when a character screams

DeLoreans: help their owners go back in time Cybertrucks: keep their owners stuck in time. or mud. or lakes. or

Equality feels threatening only to people who benefited from inequality

Guys does this kombat really *have* to be mortal like my ego isn’t so big I can’t acknowledge if you best me

I suspect that far fewer mothers are going to name their children “Markwayne” going forward due to the negative associations

Okay so apparently The Mandolin and Ragu is a Star Wars movie???

Telling ourselves the lie that Harris ran a good campaign is the Democratic equivalent of Trump saying the election was rigged. Not nearly as deranged but nonetheless a self soothing delusion.

When I see a dog in a film from 1949, I say: Oh, so that’s what dogs looked like in 1949

“James, whatchu gonna play now?” “Bobby…I don’t know, but whatever I play, it’s got to have main character energy” #GenZJamesBrown

It is important to name your pet after the food product they most closely resemble, e.g. Butterscotch, Oreo, Nutritional Yeast, etc.

grogusomething

Freddie Gibbs is one of the greatest emcees and I was blessed to experience that in-person tonight in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Jucika practices hospitality

It’s weird how Speaker Johnson never appears informed regarding matters of governance, the very function of the role he occupies

This high-protein kraft mac & cheese is making me so strong

My favorite part of The Rutles’ song “Cheese and Onions” is when Neil Innes says “oh no” after spelling out the words “Cheese and Onions”

Be the low gas price you want to see in the world

The Bone Temple restaurant marketing tie-in idea: “$6.66 - the tacos of the beast”

R.E.N.

Harold and Maude is a goth retelling of The Graduate

So I always thought that the chorus lyrics to “The Weight” by the Band were “take a load off, Annie” but it turns out they are actually “take a load off, Fanny” and tbh I like my version better. I also learned that you should have Safe Search on when googling the phrase.