Rewatching The Cocoanuts (1929) and I hope this isn’t controversial but “Monkey Doodle Doo” is not one of Irving Berlin’s greatest works

I was at Krispy Kreme and they didn’t have lemon-filled donuts or maple but they sure as heck had donuts that were made to look like basketballs and so sports has ruined yet another thing that I love

My favorite feature on the taco bell app is where I can see what’s “trending” at taco bell

Nah but fr why Shakespeare name his kid after Porky Pig’s cousin

Upstate NY: The thousand islands on the St Lawrence River, on boats. More than once. SW Missouri: George Washington Carver National Park

For our Oscars watch party, it’s our tradition to prepare foods representing the home towns of all five nominees in each of the twenty-four categories, so 120 dishes in total. If not for Joachim Trier, I might never have learnd to sauté reindeer meat.

I just saw a 1980s Diet Rite commercial wherein Tony Danza was playing on a children’s baseball team (after they begged him to). After a montage of playing hard, one of the children handed him a Diet Rite, with the promise that it was “salt free.” I feel like I’m lacking a lot of context.

I really like Taylor Tomlinson’s crowd work and always feel like the specials should include that if possible

RIP kacey musgraves’ dms

Damn and me without my credit card

Wrote the APA to see if they will add Doki Doki Panic Disorder to the DSM; now we wait

using microfiber cloth as napkins while eating

Not only do I support moving the clocks forward, I am proposing that we do so once monthly, forever

looks like they gave ‘em a scalp

LATE NIGHT BONUS: Please enjoy Faith No More covering the jingle from the Nestle Alpine White commercial:

I like H.R. Giger’s art just fine but that doesn’t mean I want to see a millipede irl

I have discovered that, on the fifth anniversary of the opening of the Las Vegas Sphere, there will be a U2 concert and during the part of “With Or Without You” where Bono sings in a wordless falsetto entrances will become sealed and the Sphere will take the attendees to their new home in the stars.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgj... Every time I joke about most people who "only listen to video game music" being instrumental jazz fans who don't know it, I get folks in the replies going "well, what if I only listen to Super Mario soundtracks?", and I'm afraid the answer is still instrumental jazz.

Always a meter maid; never a meter bride

It is kinda crazy when you think about it that INXS was a six-person band who was able to keep all of their original members from the beginning to the untimely demise of their frontman. Unheard of. Even in the aftermath, in their reality show phase, the remaining original members were together.

180 graham crackers is this anything

After much consideration, I wish to announce that I am choosing the theme from Fletch over Axel F. Thank you.

Rewards on fast food apps shouldn’t just be free items, but rather unlock special food items unavailable on the regular menu, sort of like how tiering up in an rpg gives you additional powers. Like, bc you have eaten 100 Raising Cane’s fingers, you now have access to Cane’s mac and cheese

RIP Willie Colón; weirdly you are the artist who always seems to inspire my neighbor at work to come in my office uninvited, shut my door, and tell me my music is too loud. I will continue to listen to Cosa Nuestra and Siembra every so often to ensure your legacy is preserved and felt by all.

Proposing an Alien prequel that takes place in the 1970s and is just about kids going to high school with no aliens but it takes place in the same universe also it has one of the girls from Haim but not the one in Licorice Pizza

my hot take is that the boy genius in Alien: Earth is a Doctor and the whole show is a Doctor Who crossover

I would enjoy it if Bobcat went back to his 80s persona and never broke character

for every wuthering height, there is a wuthering low

Sometimes in movies they would give Chico Marx’s character a vaguely Italian-sounding name like “Tony” or “Ravelli”, but the best one is “Chicolini”

Wow reading the story of Demme’s film Swing Shift and it seems Goldie Hawn really contributed to the ruining of this movie… eager to track down a director’s cut

legit looking forward to the ANTM doc

If you ask a Mexican person if the food they're eating is spicy, you cannot trust the answer. You might hear "a little", "it has spice", or the classic: "No, it's not spicy at all." For years, I thought this was a national inside joke. The truth is much weirder and retrospectively obvious (1/x)

I don’t know that I love historical pastiche but there may be room for a Charles Dickens / Frankenstein mash-up called Dickenstein

Movies led me to believe that people would be falling into swimming pools fully clothed much more often than they do

The heart-shaped pizza wants what the heart-shaped pizza wants

Added music I think fit perfectly

Bud Cort walked so Elijah Wood could hobbit

It is my conviction that the word “kids” should always end with a ‘z’ instead of an ‘s’ and that the z should also be slightly askew

A fun game you can play in your own head sometimes, while waiting, etc. is to invent new Marx Bros, e.g. Frappo, Quarto, Lampo. It’s harder than you think to come up with examples that walk that line of ridiculous but believable.

“In theater” is repulsive. But that number: 3,000. If it were just ICE, that’d be well over half their armed (ERO) officers. CBP is harder to count, but even with them that’s a big chunk of the staff. For one midsized city. That they are failing to “pacify.”

Reading between the lines of Homan's reprehensible gangsterism, Trump is trying to find a way to withdraw and save face.

there could not even be a worse time or district to make this particular mistake

oh they are going to rip each other to shreds as it becomes clear that the country has decisively turned against them

The worst thing about moving the doomsday clock forward is losing an hour of doomsday sleep

Jucika creepypasta: ‘Jucika’s lost comic strip’ I found it at my neighbors yard sale. Jucika have blacked out eyes and cries hyper realistic blood and flashes dead people on the panel, I am shaking so hard this will be my last post because I am so scared rn. Goodbye

I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...

thinking about making a Jada Joke (tm) at an awards show to trick Will Smith into stepping on a rake when he inevitably tries to chase me also I will run into a Scooby-Doo hall with interconnecting portal doors which defy space-time

The weirdest thing to come from the tik-tok / reels / short-form content era is that guy who slides objects of various shapes across a surface where they land in a slot matching the objects shape, and then he loudly but wordlessly exclaims his victory over the shape and slot