Be the low gas price you want to see in the world

The Bone Temple restaurant marketing tie-in idea: “$6.66 - the tacos of the beast”

R.E.N.

Harold and Maude is a goth retelling of The Graduate

So I always thought that the chorus lyrics to “The Weight” by the Band were “take a load off, Annie” but it turns out they are actually “take a load off, Fanny” and tbh I like my version better. I also learned that you should have Safe Search on when googling the phrase.

Can the 4th be with me?

Those combo jeep-pickups are corny and not worthy of your hard-earned rubber ducks

@postcereals I am proposing that you bring back a version of Alphabits cereal consisting of ‘1’s and ‘0’s to help teach kids binary; you could call it Bine-Os or Bine-Bites, that part’s negotiable

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

Looking forward to the new Fugazi album, titled Steady Diet of Khruangbin

Transposing the Pachelbel Canon to a minor key for evil weddings

It’s telling that they’re just retreading things already tried but failed, e.g. Comey, Kimmel. There’s no innovation, just picking at the wound of existing losses, on top of failed war, SAVE, ballroom. I can think of no better word to describe the administration at present than impotent.

I’ve disliked pickles my entire life, making them into a sport only affirms my decision.

When I was a kid I didn’t know that Jim Varney’s Ernest character was southern-coded.

Theme song to the children’s show “Hey Vern, It’s Ernest” sounds like it inadvertently anticipates the Primus sound.

One of the weirdest stances people take on social media is being anti-tornado siren. The question of whether tornado sirens are effective is undermined daily on every community page when people constantly ask “what are those sirens?” about some incident happening on the other side of town.

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

Obviously it does not matter to the people who think he's a business genius, but Trump not understanding percentages gives an indication of just how much actual work he's done managing his own businesses

Toonces: The Driving Test. Because that’ll help, right?? youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk?...

I have this thought every time I think of him. He’s got a script ready to go

“Light My Fire” is such a weird-ass song; it’s like bossa-nova Bach

Everyone thinks those Angine de Poitrine guys are wearing costumes, not realizing that this is what happens when you take zero vaccines

While good science fiction can come from anywhere, it’s not coincidence that China has become a leader in the field given they seem to be embracing science and technology, an act both inspiring and inspired by future possibilities. Current US leadership clings to past successes, inspiring decay.

Trying to get at least one music label to see my vision for combining Adult Contemporary music and Young Adult literature into Young Adult Contemporary

I want to keep an eye on local weather but I don’t want to watch this Reba McIntire sitcom.

Logistics is another word for planning. It is not particularly surprising that the “shoot first, ask questions later” administration not only didn’t anticipate global economic consequences with regards to their actions, but also cannot seem to handle basic needs and resource supply chains e.g. food.

One time in Atchison, Kansas I accidentally pulled out in front of someone in Amelia Earhart’s old neighborhood; I still think about that sometimes

TMZ is doing better journalism than the journalists who look down on TMZ

Feels like something has shifted; they keep leaking stories about him in a manner usually reserved for people they’re trying to ouster from Congress. Trying to pull a replacement in an effort to save the midterms, a la the Biden / Harris switcheroo???

when the whale said this I lost my fucking mind

I’m just saying King Tubbys meets Rockers Uptown would also work as a kaiju film

I didn’t think he was a doctor, I just thought he had that glow like in Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon

In an environment where fascism relies on the ability to intimidate as a means of shaping social reality and a substitution for real power, I support any approach which, via mockery, undermines that very intentional propagandistic and fear-based approach. It does not mean I don’t take it seriously.

I like the part of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock when Kirk and Spock’s dad watch Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

What does it profit a man to gain the whole world but suffer the loss of his own soul?

🧵 Democracy feels like it's in a rough state at the moment across the globe, and we hear various explanations, like polarisation, extremism, disinformation, and loss of trust. But what if those explanations are mainly symptoms and we've been trying to treat them rather than the underlying causes?

If you think going to the doctor is a sign of weakness, you are already weak.

If they’re going to call the Department of Defense the “Department of War” then budget requests for that department need to be labeled as “war spending”, not “defense spending.” You don’t get to be ideologically inconsistent in order to soften unpopular political truths.

Thank you to Love On The Spectrum season 4 for introducing me to slow motion videos of model Thomas the Train crashes

they gave another scalp….

Okay so it turns out my neighbors’ kids also don’t know Beggin Strips aren’t bacon and I’m having fun spoiling their dinner

I’m just saying it would be funny to fake the new moon landing

Gonna stir additional sugar into my Pepsi and see what happens

April Fools Day may be fun for you, but for Mr. T it is the most exhausting day of the year

I know this is some basic ish but there are some weeks where I cannot seem to satiate my desire for pizza

It’s amazing that Jack in the Box survived that e.coli outbreak in the 1990s; before I ever saw the restaurant irl my primary association from childhood was that the place killed people via underprepared meat. People take over healthy businesses and run them into the ground. JITB survived *that*.

Out of all the songs I’ve experimented with setting as an alarm, A$AP Rocky’s “Fuckin’ Problems” is probably the best one. The intro is almost twenty seconds and *sounds* like an alarm (idk how to explain, it just does), and in public you are motivated to respond before he gets to the opening line.

A mildly interesting feature of Walter Matthau’s alcoholism in Bad News Bears is that he seems to drink a different brand of beer in each subsequent scene. I appreciate the open-mindedness.

“Never let me slip, ‘cause if I slip, then I’m Slippy” - Dr. Dre’s upcoming Star Fox promo