Apparently when you're on an elevator and someone asks what floor you want..."pelvic" isn't an appropriate answer

Warm one today!

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. [📹 madmax_fluffyroad] Original post

We've been at war with algae for 47 years.

Police have released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.

PSA: do not, not, not, do, don't, not, DO

Great Again!!!

We've identified the Reflecting Pool scoundrel!

The USFWS plans to hand over more than 700 acres of The Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge — home to some of the United States’ most critically endangered species — to SpaceX in a reckless land swap. Tell your senators to stop this giveaway. act.biologicaldiversity.org/Ws09iSNvsE2X...

Based on what we saw at G7, I'm pretty sure The Melon Felon asks these questions hourly. "Where did we come from?......" ""Where are we going?....." "Where are my pants?......."

WATCH — @ZacharyLoft on Elon: “With a trillion dollars you could buy every NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL team… and still have $400 billion left over.” #TaxTheRich

Reflections Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org

Borowitz: “Ayatollah Names Trump Employee of the Month.”

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

A laughing Kookaburra (Dacelo novaeguineae) wowing the kids, whilst perched on a presenter's arm during an educational demonstration. This bird emits a loud, cackling sound similar to human laughter, primarily used to defend its territory. Its prey includes insects, small reptiles & rodents. #bird

#ETTD EVERYTHING

Epic Cat Slide into dinner 😺

I prefer presidents who attack the rim, not the middle east #ObamaAppreciationDay

If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days. A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years. But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.

I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Stop Avista's AI Data Center!. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/stop...

Wait. For. It. NASA animation shows Global temps warm slowly at first, then rapidly. Warming is accelerating! Here’s the truth. It’s real. It’s us. And we have to come to terms with it, and deal with reality, rather than deceiving ourselves, and hoping it goes away. It won’t… without intervention.

Friend sent this music deep cut over. Too funny not to share! 😂

Good night moon

Cartoon by Steve Breen

Beauty day in the PNW Road trippin home with a stop at Snoqualmie Falls #Stunday #PNW

If the heat bothers you, plant a tree. 🌳 If the water bothers you, plant a tree. 🌳 If you like fruit, plant a tree. 🌳 If you like birds, plant a tree. 🌳 And if you like life, plant many trees. 🌳 Please plant trees—plant hope. 🌳

This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)

What’s the difference between the White House and a cactus? Cacti have their pricks on the outside.

Thank you Marcie @mlipsitt.bsky.social for including me with such an amazing crew!

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Opening the Strait of Hormuz by @jordanklepper.bsky.social

Less than 10 minutes after we had to get off the water due to thunder and lightning... #stunday #kayaking

“It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.” — Arthur C. Clarke

What’s the difference between Don Jr. and golf? Donald loves golf.

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Since acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has confirmed that “Anybody in this country is eligible to apply if they believe they are a victim of weaponization,” I decided to apply for reparations. Here is a template if you want to draft your own demand: shero.substack.com/p/everyone-c...

“Every single person who has ever had a dog already knows the answer.” ❤️ IG: la duke•b | Bryce LaDuc

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

Please clap... Alexa!!!...

"Not the hero we deserve, but the hero wiener'd."

Happy Mother's Day!!! Not all heroes wear capes, most are named Mom. #momsday