Where can I get the shirt? shut up you ugly fuck 😈

My Netflix choice was uninteresting for my overnight guest.

What’s the difference between the White House and a cactus? Cacti have their pricks on the outside.

How I would roofie.

High thought 🤔: sleep like a baby because babies don't use a Fucking pillow???

Her Russian speechwriter should've written it phonetically. 🙄 substack.com/@aaronparnas...

Death to my enemies 💀

Just dogsitting and getting all the love! 💘

San Marcos, Texas stands with Minnesota!

Cold in Maine is a whole other level. 🥶

Ravenclaw accepts me as a visitor.

The only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of is the Epstein files.

Austin, TX

Don't imagine your own death. Imagine theirs.

First they came for the immigrants, and I did not speak out—
      Because they were already coming for DEI, unions, gay marriage, EPA regulations, food safety, climate change, gun control, federal disaster relief, lower drug prices, books, journalists, protestors, trans people & contraception.

My work is being infiltrated by magats 🤮

Better, now that I’m drinking about it.

Good Morning SKIES of BLUE Reflecting Once again JOE'S FAREWELL SPEECH The Last Decent Speech I'll hear from the Oval for a long time What I Learned NOW MORE THAN EVER "NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO STAND GUARD" "MAY YOU ALL BE KEEPER OF THE FLAME" 🗽 LET'S RISE UP AMERICA

So if a dating profile picture is of Lorena Bobbitt, would that be the opposite of a dick pic? 🤔 Asking for a friend.