Happy Gwendoline Christie Treating Oscar Isaac Like A Pex Dispenser Day to all who celebrate!

yesterday I had a sudden panic that (because I haven't been exercising much lately) I'd lost my hard-won ability to do pushups. did 20 in a flurry (lol. yay!) and today? well, obviously today I'm experiencing excruciating shoulder pain

um uh. ok. 1.25 months to acquire a skill

For those with less $$$ but still wishing to help - every $3 you donate to a charity helping those affected in the USA gets you a ticket for your own custom soup hoop with any word(s) embroidered up to 15 characters. Free postage worldwide! This will close on 31 Jan at midnight GMT

I present to you a series of half-finished snips entitled ’Who Needs a Consistent Style, Anyway?’ #ofmdfanart

I don't remember if I ever put this on bluesky, but it was 100% inspired by "too big for your boots"

i've been out in minneapolis all day, talking to locals and trying to wrap my head around the murder of alex pretti. it's 11.23pm, and this is what i've arrived at. please RT, it's free to read: www.webworm.co/alexpretti/

358 806 signatures for the full suspension of the EU-Israel association, more than 1/3 of what is needed and 4 of the 7 countries needed over 100%. tinyurl.com/mv8fzdhu ☑️Belgium 103% ☑️Finland 100.5% ☑️France 296% Ireland 58.7% Italy 79.8% Netherlands 31% Poland 51.4% ☑️Spain 111.9% Sweden 81.6%

Jews in Minneapolis are holding a Havdalah service tonight (7:30-8 pm ET) to come together as a Jewish community to find hope and strength in our tradition. Join them here to separate the sacred from the profane: templeisrael.zoom.us/j/81682319533

Hi I have one outstanding commission but if you donate $50 to any of the linked resources I will make you a custom abstract embroidery according to a prompt of your choice (OFMD or otherwise!) I will cover postage to the USA. www.standwithminnesota.com

i was at the scene shortly after ICE executed a man they were piled on top of. my report and photos are on webworm: www.webworm.co/icekillsagain/ "There is no justification for letting that many bullets go. That's messed up, That is no regard for life at all" a lifelong resident told me. fuck ice.

For those not versed in activism, I cannot impress upon you the impact of the fact that ICE has killed two legal observers. I am trained as a legal observer and have been present as one at many actions. The role of an LO is to be a non-participant at the action, to observe, and to document. 🧵

tried to catch a film this evening to round off a true tsunami of a week but rip both my first and second choices were sold out 💔 “we still have space for marty supreme” no I’d rather not cap off 7 days of stress with 2.5 hours of stress

I'm excited to release Just the Browser! It helps you remove AI features, ads, shopping integrations, and other annoyances from desktop web browsers. This project includes configuration files, a simple setup script, and guides for manual installation. It supports Chrome, Firefox, and MS Edge.

Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.

i mean complimenting him is also a risk, right? the smart move is we'd better assume it's part of the dress code and all give ourselves bangs, like when we all started wearing messy eyeliner. that'll show how cool we think it is

such a lovely thing to think about

now i’m thinking about fang crying over how ugly ed’s bangs are instead of izzy getting shot and it’s so much funnier

so wild to be a soft butch they/them out for beers w/ a straight male friend bc sometimes you'll be four pints in and they'll turn to you and say they've "always considered you to be a beautiful woman." my brother, I don't become a girl just because u have a crush. that's your problem not mine

These are the names we must remember www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’ve added the script for Wake Up Dead Man to my site. This is the final shooting script, so it has stuff that was cut and moved around, which I always think is more interesting to see than a conformed cleaned up version. Enjoy! www.rian-johnson.com/screenplays

Stop using ring cameras! Ffs. futurism.com/future-socie...

findom ed paypig stede. you agree. reblog

more lascaux honse worry stones, just in time for the year of the horse (honse) reopening shop on jan 24, 2pm CT #ceramics

ARE YOU A NON-MINNESOTAN WHO WANTS IDEAS OF STUFF TO DO TO HELP MINNESOTA RESIST FASCIST TYRANNY? Have I got a blog post for you! With additional advice for how to get ready in case tyranny shows up at YOUR doorstep next! naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

oh i had this realization once

came out as Old to some teens today (didn't know who a stranger things character was, declined to have it explained to me)

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

shout out to peter peter for releasing the hr soundtrack just in time for it to underscore me going completely insane with the sheer amount of work prep i need to do. god bless!

the goal is to become so ofmdpilled that you cannot drink soup w/o thinking about them you cannot put sugar in your tea w/o thinking about them you cannot eat marmalade w/o thinking about them you cannot eat a wedding cake w/o thinking about them you cannot eat a fish w/o thinking about them

canonically bunny stede

you wear fine things well, take two #OFMD #OFMDfanart

THIS RULES

good evening. today a 17-year-old i just met looked at me and said “hm. yes you /do/ give off improv comedy vibes.” so. how’s everyone else‘s day going

i try so hard to be warm and make people feel comfortable + included so i really HOPE it's low but also i'm very hectic and intense and spend a lot of time frowning so WHO'S 2 SAY

next week marks 10 years since we premiered TICKLED at sundance! and in an amazing case of timing, the FBI has also released all their files on david d'amato! i have summarised them for any webworm people who also enjoy tickling, and/or criminal investigations: www.webworm.co/fbitickled/

first time i’ve drawn them in a year 😭💔 just felt the urge #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

tshirt that says i’m here to drink bad coffee and make everyone kinder (or die trying) and i just hit the dregs of this particularly nasty cup of instant

Sharing this. For reasons. nofilmschool.com/ryan-coogler...

Can we *not* have the “is the show queer enough” conversation. Right now we’re fighting back against a homophobic cultural swing and any media that’s showing queer joy and queer love is MAGIC and NEEDED. I love OFMD. I love Heated Rivalry. Both are queer and they’re different and that’s BEAUTIFUL

If you’re not boycotting yet (and you SHOULD BE) the best time to start is right now (and TELL THEM WHY)

constant discourse over the lgbtq show du jour is actually made by and for straights instead of being authentically queer is so exhausting. you can still look up tv from the era where they really were constantly bending over backwards to make queer main characters palatable to straight audiences

Hudson hates AI 🙂‍↕️ via variety

'sMonday, so here's some S1 TealOranges to make the grind a litte sweeter 🩵🍊 (gift for my dear @yerbamansa.bsky.social) #OFMD #OFMDfanart

15-25 year old me: tee hee i love all the deaths in the final destination movies 40 year old me: this is what happens when you get rid of regulations and oversight. Everything is shoddily built and they’re cutting corners