BIG day of wool and sea!!!

It is the time of year when I remind people that SSRIs, SNRIs, and SSNRIs make you more intolerant of heat, primarily through the mechanism of dehydration as they make you sweat like a motherfucker.

I need everyone to look at these dogs pleASE !!!

Just had a MAGICAL experience with BIG BOYS

!!!!!

Okay we’re in Galway

Just had a MAGICAL experience with BIG BOYS

prawn lake

Okay we’re in Dublin

Hudson and Connor at the Met Gala!

Literally dungeoned a dragon last night.

a+++ alt text

people like to pretend that orthorexia (being obsessed with “healthy” unprocessed, “clean” food) is a virtue rather than an eating disorder

a reminder that a lot of the things people find unpleasant about cities - along with the noise and dirtiness - are largely a product of filling them with cars. get rid of the cars and the pleasantness of the environment improves dramatically

What's threatening about an Arab wearing an Arab scarf? It's almost like the problem is...

Me: why does my back hurt all the time: Also me:

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

Welp, this should be an AU concept in every fandom.

I wish I could use something like patreon for dance. Because these rehearsal rentals are getting expensiveeee

You LOVE to see it, good work everyone, keep up the relentless dunks on AI, all these bros deserve a wedgie/swirlie combo and they are not allowed to sit at our table ever again.

'nother werewolf

i don't think i talk enough about how much i love godzilla but i love godzilla

I was so smart here tbh

Happy anniversary of this not happening

My favorite art history genre is "Judith beheading Holofernes"

Carabiners are chatelaines

She’s so LONG

Outside orange boy brought us a ‘present’ tonight. Both sweet and sad and gross (especially gross when Miya picked it up and tried to bring it inside 😵‍💫)

We’re very sorry sir but you cannot bring your emotional support dragon in here.

what if jaws was weed instead of a shark? we're gonna need a bigger bong

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

This is a war based on lies

something you almost remember #whaspoilers

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

Snuggle city this am

Hashtag Aries stellium.

BTS of Hudson, Laufey, Alysa, Lola and Megan for “Madwoman” via gabrielapelletier

🦢 #oilpainting #art

DOG SNIFFING YOU TO WORK OUT WHERE YOU'VE BEEN: the fucking MOON, christina? the moon in the SKY?

This dog I sit for on Tues/thurs has the most brutal side eye I’ve ever encountered. Photos don’t even do it justice

Words are inadequate.

The thing where voters don't believe republican policies could be as evil as they are apparently extends to the republicans actually in charge of the government just mindlessly implementing them

I got accepted to show work at a festival 🫠🤯

Today's an international holiday, folks! It's the 20th anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes! #PetRats #NeilBangingOutTheTunes