If your pastor turns out to be an ICE agent you have to turn that church into a Spirit Halloween immediately

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

If I walk into a room full of pedophiles, my reaction would be "oh this is bad, I need to get out of here asap and call the authorities" and definitely not "if I leave, the pedophiles win."

Just say you're addicted to Twitter. Jesus fucking Christ, people.

All I want for Christmas is for Giulia to turn on Kiana James

James P Sullivan is an absolute ball hawk out there.

Mike wazowski to the HOUSE

I, for one, am very happy that Gunther beat LA Knight. #SmackDown

Iljia Dragunov vs Carmelo Hayes is extremely My Shit. Only way this match could be more up my alley is if it was a triple threat with Dragon Lee being the 3rd. #SmackDown

Can't wait for DHS to say the bullets were engraved with "ice bad" or something else that they will totally make up

I'm on season 6 of my (about every 18 months) rewatch of Star Trek: TNG and I have a hot take I've been sitting on for like 10 years that I need to get off my chest. #StarTrek

Wait, MAXXINE DUPRI!?!? No fucking way lmaooooo. That rules. #WWERaw

#WWE War Games feels very thrown together this year. Should've done Champions vs Challengers on the men's side. Cody, Punk, Cena, Ilja Dragunov, and Ricky Saints vs something like Drew, Bron, Bronson, Aleister Black, and Trick.

fellas is it gay to live in a city

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

what the fuck Chris jones.

Boy I hope this doesn't come down to a Butker kick to send it to OT. I've lost all confidence in him

Lmao how the fuck was Thornton that open?

Why the fuck did Dave Roberts decide to go back to Treinen?

Chiefs get a TD on slant/flat pick play. Looks within one yard of the LOS to me.

The admiration, the bat flip, the zoom to Fried 🫡

Towering grand slam from Vlad Guerrero Jr makes it 9-0 Jays

Vladdito hit that ball roughly 6 miles, idc what stat cast said

It's always a good call if it makes Nick Sirianni mad

Refs are really helping the eagles out today, huh?

Genuinely cannot believe the shit we are witnessing. Can't fathom how the right wing sees this and is just fine with it.

Can't say no to their offer. Resistance is futile.

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

Dillon Gabriel looked extremely solid

I want it on record that I would die for Manu Koné. #ASRoma

Why are the Mariners challenging this?

That was a NASTY splitter from Roki

"Is Sasaki gonna be able to handle this atmosphere?" Brother, you must not have ever watched an NPB game. This is how the atmosphere is for regular season games in Japan.

Of all the funny James Franklin losses, this is by far the funniest.

Man, Phoenix really pissed that away, huh?

After listening to the new Taylor Swift album once through, I would like to say: Carly Rae Jepsen better. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Woah, that was a dope ass punt

Happy for Rockies legend, Ryan McMahon

Jarren Duran, distracted by homophobic thoughts, drops a Judge fly ball right to him

That should be E7, not a single. IMO.

It's always fuck Tom Ricketts in this household

Lmao imagine being more corrupt than FIFA

Is Dillon Gabriel gonna be the first qb in NFL history to make his first start in a different country?

Who's worse, the arena DJ for the Aces or the Dodgers bullpen?

I just don't see how you can possibly call that a foul on Aaliyah Boston there

Shohei Goatani

Oh my god. Shohei Ohtani crushed a leadoff home run with a 117.7 mph exit velocity (!!!) against a 100.4 mph fastball from Hunter Greene.

Forgot how awful the espn broadcast are for post season baseball