the time of little treats is dying. the time of little treats struggles to be born. now is a time of little treats

Roko's Basilisk is hilarious because it's like if Anselm's ontological argument for the existence of God was made of Hitler particles

when this movie came out I saw it with my dad, I *think* it's the only time we've been to a movie theater together just the two of us :) it was a good choice:)

Sorry one more

for me, one of the greatest rhymes of all time is "Flushing, Queens" / "crushing scenes" in the theme song for The Nanny

WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.

Because you did that I had to do this 😅

someone's gotta do the incredibly niche prog content 😅

when u are mean to me this is who u are being mean to

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Science fiction Double feature Daphne, Martin Niles, Frasier

Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.

You say rootless cosmopolitan like it’s a bad thing

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

it's been a really bad long shitty time for people who care about victims of rape and sexual abuse, and those who've suffered it. drubbing someone who perpetrated it gleefully and believed he was entitled to power despite it is part of this.

i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success

as a transsexual who quite likes (1) living in new jersey and (2) having rights, I'm extremely relieved that that cartoonishly evil republican will not be our next governor 😅🙏

LETS GOOO TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE

The reason these evil fvcks take so long to die is they've had to build a tenth level of hell to accommodate them, and it took hell developers a while to get the permits.

Dick Cheney’s dead I’m gonna keep on cheering now that Dick Cheney’s dead All the Dem centrists are sad cuz Dick Cheney’s dead They love torture, war, and death but Dick Cheney’s dead Dick Cheney’s dead It’s a bop

me the other night when this site was nothing but feelings about baseball

they should make more movies like My Cousin Vinny but also like how do you recapture that kind of magic

you know the jewish tradition that you're not supposed to start learning kabbalah until you're 40? "Tate McRae" feels like the exact opposite, like it's spiritually dangerous for people over 30 to know what that is

I call this double feature "Gender & Media"

Post a perfect album from 1989 (a year I don't personally think was very good for music, but it was great for being born)

baked a cake yesterday (apple cider with maple cream cheese frosting)

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

I think if you understand what hrt does it pulls out the rug from under the metaphysics of cisness, and that's existentially terrifying for those who are deeply invested in cisness as a site of selfhood and/or social meaning

thots on del toro's frankenstein

do you think jews in his dark materials universe feel weird if their dæmons settle as non-kosher animals

the trouble with cats is they are just so good, how am I supposed to leave them and go do things in the world

still kind of amazed by this tbh. being 12 was awful, how can you possibly think back fondly on those times? ofc being under 12 was awful too, and being a teenager was terrible... nostalgia for childhood genuinely baffles me so much 😅

my mother would put me in pink dresses and strangers still called me "he"... they could see what she couldn't ..... (well actually it was the deep south in the 90s and what they could see was a bald baby head without a ribbon stuck to it)

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

sexy why am I crying for no reason (Im okay now I swear)

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

rereading books 1 and 2 bc it's been so long but book 3 is finally here!! but I forgot there was a small subplot in book 2 that I haaaaaaaated

Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen!! wall-to-wall pop bangers. not a single dud

the best part about transitioning is how you are no longer human and no longer bound by their laws

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

still sounds incredible, well over 50 years later. can't imagine what it was like to listen to it in 1969

last night I dreamed that I found this book in a used bookstore and it was too expensive but when I opened it I found it was inscribed to a previous owner also named max so I was like "okay fine I'll pay $80 for it"

Graduate labor unions across the US won salary increases and better conditions. A short time later, schools have just “happened” to slash PhD programs, majors, and consolidate departments. The Trump attacks on higher ed are convenient timing, but it didn’t start there.

A reminder that, if you have a baby and you live somewhere that gets cold, it’s actually legally required for their hats and hoods to have little animal ears!

The key to a good academic paper is to open with “What’s up gamers” Then move onto a webster’s dictionary definition of your topic. And finally close with “but of course, I had the last laugh.”