I know exactly 2 songs with the lyric "bicker bicker bicker" this cannot be coincidence

best song I know about necrophilia youtu.be/m8lvIBfju00?...

watching new series of Taskmaster and finding I've no way of explaining to my spouse how distressing it is that Reece Shearsmith looks 20 years older than he did 20 years ago 😅

L'shana tova! May 5786 bring better things 🍎🍯

if I were inventing a caricature of a white supremacist from the eugenics era, I couldn't invent a more risibly apt name than Lothrop Stoddard

when I say "girls, gays, & theys" this is who I'm talking to

So Kimmel gets fired for supposedly misidentifying the shooter as MAGA (though that’s not quite what he said.) When do all the Fox hosts who misidentified the shooter as transgender get fired then?

my loveeeeees

we’re bringing this back in reconstruction ii. for other religions too. i want to see ford saying eid mubarak.

desperately want to go to this BUT it would make me miss my neighborhood farmers market Life is pain

Reish Lakish just like me fr, he does his best thinking during floor time

EVERY book should have a map in it, idk if it all takes place inside a single room, I want a map of that room 😤

Eve Babitz knows how to end male loneliness.

Confusion will be my epitaph As I crawl, a cracked and broken path If we make it, we can all sit back and laugh But I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying…

highkey my best post ever tbh

tired of living in clown times

Some killings you're allowed to joke about.

why did my parents have to raise me right, I just found $40 on the ground at walgreens and my scruples compelled me to hand it in instead of keeping it 😭

queer horror is thriving (in both film and literature)

what I picture when I read think tank

Have You Seen My Cat? Now You Have :)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

two years ago today 😁🥰

in the conservative imaginary, cisheteropatriarchy is the thin blue line between a society and a hobbesian state of sexual chaos. trans people rip that social fabric just by existing, which is why they conceptualize us as inherently violent and fantasize that we're all mass shooters

do u think the orthodox gent giving blood next to me wants to form a spontaneous chevruta for daf yomi

being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.

go 🦅 fuck 🧊 free 🇵🇸

one day I will find the fellow freak who appreciates my letterboxd essays about skinamarink

Skinamarink We're All Going to the World's Fair The Outwaters

shoutout to the guy who played the chinese-american shop owner in Sinners for somehow winning "most attractive guy" in a movie that has not one but TWO michael b jordans

"Human beings have short lives. If we are cruel, everyone will curse us during our life, and mock us when we die." —Homer, Odyssey book XIX, trans. Emily Wilson

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

very interesting how determined adherence to the ideology of the sexed body/cisness is a cognitohazard that permanently short-circuits and melts your brain forever

Rhetorically, mental illness is like childhood: an exculpatory device for white cis men, a disqualifying condition for the rest of us

Celebrating 45 years of this exquisite album today!

Here's what I've written

maybe I'll give up on academia and become a full-time English language teacher it's so nice doing some teaching where I don't have to stress about whether students are using chatgpt and/or planning to put my name on some watchlist of woke professors

laura jane grace was really cooking when she said "god damn I miss my dead friend" bc same

in this flat world, full of black swan events and tipping points and lexuses and olive trees, it takes a village, and folks, that global village is called Omelas

first semester since fall 17 without a college class to teach feels weird as hell, but at least I look cute

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

it's always let's have a kiki, never let's have a bouba 😓

THANK GOD UNIVERSITIES ARE DISSOLVING RELIGION DEPARTMENTS BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS DOING. BOY THIS IS GREAT!

what your Monday needs is a Māori barbershop chorus's medal-winning performance of a Moana medley

Did you or a family member once reside in Innsmouth? Did you test positive for fish/cephalopod DNA? You may be eligible to join a class action lawsuit. Email: [email protected] and attach results of the DNA test. (We are totally not trying to gather your info to return you to Cthulhu's bosom.)

Immigrants are a social good, anti-immigrant propaganda is basically all lies, and any approach to the "problem" that doesn't start form those two points is worthless