I'm genuinely curious if any of the three existing Shakers got to see THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE and whether they liked it.

I mean, if AI is actually genuinely useful to various industries, stop trying to get me to use it in order to write an e-mail- just use it in those industries.

BUTTHOLE EYES!

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So how exactly is Copilot supposed to know which linebackers have good leadership skills?

Bone Temple is, I think, the 2nd best "28... Later" movie after the very first one. Make a point of seeing it.

If you read it in binary notation the CFB national championship game is between number one and number two.

If I got 10,000 likes on a single post, I would delete my account since I simply do not want that much attention.

Share a television show that raised you:

Breaking News: The Bears Still Suck.

I've heard a lot of commentary about "Minnesota Nice" recently, so I feel the need to point out what it actually constitutes is a social adaptation to be able to share a relatively enclosed space with someone you don't particularly like without having to go outside or violence breaking out.

I did it on Wednesday to see the new Jim Jarmusch movie.

As a white person, I genuinely do not think I am expected to like "carry around my birth certificate when I go to the store" so it's telling that anybody thinks this is a reasonable ask for anybody.

This is especially funny in light of the featurette they played after the theatrical presentation of Good Boy where they explain how Indy did no acting, they just leveraged normal dog reactions with the Kuleshov effect through the edit.

I mean it's not original but the river I am closest to at home is the Mississippi.

In binary the CFB natty is between number one and number two.

Everything I hear about this movie makes me less excited to see it.

Oh no Ducks.

It appears that the Indiana Hoosiers have the mandate of heaven.

I think what this points to is that Conference Championship *games* are sort of irrelevant in terms of "determining who won the championship" or "who the best team is". The way the Ivy League does it where it's just conference record and you can have five-way ties would work for the Big Ten and SEC.

On one hand, that's not a catch, on the other hand rule of cool.

This is almost certainly about the difficulty of ferrying soup to the roof compared to elsewhere in the restaurant (and the ensuing cleanup when soup is spilled.)

I wouldn't put it past Right Wing Pretzel Logic to interpret this as the *Northern* Hemisphere so they'll use that as an excuse to invade Norway and China or whatever.

When I was about 6 years old one time I ran full speed down some stairs into a brand new glass door at a friend's house when, in my defense, that door had not yet been installed when I went upstairs.

I am *cackling*

I appreciated that the 40 for 40 for the Holiday Bowl was a sing-a-long.

Very funny if the outcome of the quarterfinals in the CFB playoff is "it's impossible to win coming off a bye unless you're the unstoppable juggernaut that is the Indiana Hoosiers."

Here are some teams that scored more than 3 points against the Indiana football Hoosiers: Penn State (24), Oregon (20), Iowa (15), Old Dominion (14), Michigan State (13), Ohio State (10), Illinois (10), Maryland (10), Kennesaw State (9), Wisconsin (7), UCLA (6).

The deeply satisfying part of the Rose Bowl is that Indiana is the team that will beat you up playing fundamentally sound football and Alabama is the team that needs Wackyball to happen to have a chance.

I just yelled "don't do that!" at my television.

Now Ryan Day has to sit on a golf cart and eat the traditional sad pizza.

Notre Dame fans in shambles.

Dove x Crumbl legitimately sounds like an Onion or SNL bit.

The good thing about Iowa winning the Outback bowl is that I do not need to follow the instructions of @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and do crimes at an Outback Steakhouse because I cannot eat Coconut Shrimp due to a shellfish allergy.

Not sure I'll get to the movies tomorrow, so here's my Top 5 for the year: 5. THE MASTERMIND 4. LIFE OF CHUCK 3. ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER 2. SINNERS 1. SORRY, BABY

I guess I lost track of Brigitte Bardot after my childhood where I learned that she was a famous hot lady from the past and am just catching up on her recent activities of loving animals, hating non-white people and being dead

The best "between Christmas and New Year's" movie remains 1960's "THE APARTMENT."

Slammin' Strawberry has escaped his fate!

I assume that ref feels terrible.

I think it's generally understood that "fights sanctioned by the boxing commission" are like the one totally socially acceptable contexts for people of different races to punch each other in the face.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

There is a model in physics of a "One-Electron Universe" where there's only one electron, it just travels backwards in time (as a positron) so as to be in all places at once. This is also as good a model of how gender works as most.

QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed.

You can dance if you want to.

Since getting a Hellworm in Fallen London finally, I am amused that the two items I have gotten the most from milking are beer (Magisterial Lager) and Poison (Vials of Cantigaster Venom) with 6 of each.

Putting the field goal line on the field for this game is cruel. The producer needs to make a call.

Taking a delay of game on 3rd and 8 with 9 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter in a tie game with a time out in your pocket certainly is a thing you *could* do Miami.

The Sooners have life!

It is entirely in character for Garfield to be a misanthrope who puts very little value on human life. If he were larger, he would most likely kill and eat Jon after all.

When you say something like "our metric gave them a 3% chance to win, but now they're up to a 50% chance" that just makes me think your metric isn't very predictive.