Honestly I hate the generative AI so much because now when trying to find a very specific internet reference photo the fucking AI prompt shit keeps filling search results with obviously generated images to match my insane search word choices.

Who ever invented slutty underwear for men… *chefs kiss* thank you 😌

This is genius. There are a lot of hidden geniuses in these there corners of America.

Ugh look at this lil guy

Ms. Piggy plays both Arwen and Eowen in different wigs. Kermit is Aragorn, and very confused

NO BUT A MUPPETS LOTR WOULD EAAAAAAAT

This is now the official gay group hug

Some day two visitors!

My first visitors at the new feeder 🥰

Literally me. See any posts where you see my belly- it’s been filled with Christmas cookies and cheese (hello Wisconsin!)

The Freudian slip of "Quiet, Piggy" by the demented orange fuck makes a lot more sense now.

PSA:

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

What in the cooperate fucking hell. That is not what this man said. Like I’m sure this is fucking AI translating. I hate this is the timeline I got put on

When did everything get so loud?

Wow, is it already screaming gingerbread man season again???🤔🎄

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Disney day one down and it was super fun

Just another hump day

A wrapped but for boner making

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Also, why is everyone a fucking asshole. Like I was expecting so much more from the West Coast but honestly saying with my full chest LA peeps are just as rude as New Yorkers.

I’m sorry for anyone who lives here but LA is such an ugly ass city lol

Hey I have a wish, too.

Oh so Lego does pups now??

Cali, I’m in you for less than five mins and there’s already a fire? 😭

Tatas for Toys has evolved from a small charity show to a major fundraiser that collected $38,000 last year.

can’t argue w that

He won again.

Least my partner knows my best qualities

Oh today’s my 🎂 day. Drop some 🍰 for me 🥺🥳

Today’s tattoo day!! 🤩🤩🥳🥳

gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”

Would anyone be willing to do some trades for evolution in ZA?? 🥺🥺

If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.) Gourgeist Delphox Mismagius Murkrow Chandelure Banette

Lot of yall still using Spotify even after the ICE Ads 🤡

Checks out.

Today’s very present mood:

Need #dungeoncrawlerchris

Cats are immensely helpful. Ask nicely and they'll lighten your burden helping out with your Christmas decorating. 😸😹😻 #cats #helpful #adorable #littlehelpers

The spread 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥴🥴🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Why did we cook like there’s a small army to be fed?? 🫩😵‍💫

Just remembered this