have you thought about shrews yet today

So I'm age restricted from DMing my sister a Miss Piggy meme? Ok. I love how every day the internet reminds me that Im like a thousand years old and then BS is like "yeah but you can't even buy a lottery ticket if we have anything to say abt it so" lol

ai will never be able to replace the sheer informational power of a small group of autistic nerds

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

It really says something that a judge has to order federal agents to not hunt down children on Halloween

And I’m gonna make EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE and remind yall that when it comes to social media age politics This false equivocation, mass erasure and abuse Started on THE LEFT These are the people who said Black women were WORSE than Nazis to START since around 08 AND NOTHING AHS CHANGED

Ngl, seeing “you’re holding the nazi tatted racist white man to impossible standards” as a Black woman, aka the demographic ACTUALLY held to impossible standards, pisses me off deeply. The bar is so low for them and they still can’t clear it, but we’re “ideological purists” for pointing that out.

And it says something about right now for real that while they are DEMOLISHING THE WHITE HOUSE people are in food banks about to have no food in less than eight months The best these people came up with is a dude who can’t read Nazi tatts While NEIGHBORS are organize school escorts

Wanting universal health care is not a leftist position. The original implementer of universal health care was Otto von Bismarck and in the US, Richard Nixon tried (and failed) to accomplish something similar. It is vital, we should all demand it, but yes, you can absolutely be a Nazi and want M4A.

telling my kid this is BLACKPINK

Can’t decide whether these Statue of Liberty rubber chickens that say “squeeze me to hear me scream” are a little too on-the-nose for these times or if they’re perfect

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Like, some days it’s like why donI even bother to get dressed?? MS is humbling AF y’all. MS is BS.

Hey all, This is another goal that shouldn't be hard to reach. @narnnoor.bsky.social and her family need to raise $15,000 to get out of Gaza, and they are stuck at $8,624.00. With all of the people who have been vocal about supporting Palestenians, it shouldn't be hard to get them to 15k.

Also, I wish more people with large followings would help amplify some of these campaigns, because then we could help some of these folks reach their goals within a day or two.

So today was gonna today but then it just wouldn’t, so allegedly there’s always tomorrow. At least until tomorrow is today, because as we’ve established. Today isn’t gonna work out.

Jailing judges is a five alarm fire.

Or it would be if anybody I helped paid me anything lol

Why I do not very much believe it was for science:

It's been a rough week for the NOAA family, including feds, contractors, and scientists across this country / world. I need to say something very important. It is my motivation to get you the weather, water and climate data you need, regardless of what has, or will happen to us.

BREAKING: the heroes at Susman Godfrey sue the Trump administration over the illegal retaliation against them They have more integrity in their pinky finger than these other firms that have been capitulating have in their entire partnerships And kudos to the team at Munger for representing them

I’m sure that’s fine. Right. Right? Oh wait no. That’s so fucked. I’m not going back to damn Tweeter just so I can know what’s happening with social security. 🙄

Ok but Righteous Gemstones came in hot this season and thanks for showing like. More closer to normal aging standards cuz it’s been REAL lacking. So, right on.

Oh hey! Check out this really important and rad thing that’s going on! givebutter.com/HYWFcommunit...

The scary thing about this is that when bodies go “out of fashion” They don’t stop being desirable or wanted They just stop being treated as if they deserve autonomy or safety

White privilege isn't measured by cool shit you get from being white. It's measure in all the systemic garbage you don't have to endure. It's not hard to understand.

In case anyone wondered- it was the best of times and it was the worst of times over here.

Painesville Ohio- heads up

My friend was mid sentence today and literally said “Squirrel!,” jumped up and ran to the window looking at a squirrel in the trees 🤣 my dude we’re all out here just tryina function, right? 😅🫂

This is drying currently

*le sigh*

So the power went off. Then came back on. Then went off again. Then came back on. So I call the powers company to tell them it went off and on and off and on and off and on a few times and I never spoke to a real human. So now it’s in the system that I have a power outage? I hate it here. AND the..

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

I’ve had no less than two dozen spam calls today. I swear. Probably more, I mean it’s like every 10 minutes. This is ridiculous. If people start going player two on call centers, I will be so absolutely unsurprised because it seems like the s(c/p)am calls are escalating rapidly.

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

If Israel wants them out of the way, why won’t they let these children leave??? This is absurd. Don’t answer that. I think I may already have an idea. 🙄

Anybody else not able to use Resistbot? I’m trying to oppose HR-25 (the fair *for corporations* tax act) and getting nothing from it. Did they shut it down?

Please share and give if you can

If you're having problems relocating some of your library.. #LittleFreeLibrary

I don’t understand the point of having “flexible online school” at which you have to be in attendance at 8am.

Can we normalize visiting our favorite pets irrespective of their owners? Like if you have a pet and you’re a busy person you should really establish an office hours system so I can visit your cat, you know? It feels rude.

I’ve been getting almost this exact message, friends, and I hope we are all receiving it:

Hi, yeah hey hello. Are we still freaking out abt their last attention grab or.. can we focus on actually doing things now? Y’all I lived through four years already. This is a marathon, not a sprint. Text resist to 50409 abt HR25

We ride at dawn. I mean Dawn knows we’re coming, I texted her, but. That’s what we’re doing.

Hi. Listen let’s have a chat. Apparently TT is coming back with Meta branding and gratitude to Mango Mussolini. I will be having none. I’m also having none with old “friends” who have a complete lack of empathy or ability to hear other peoples’ issues. I am too sick for anything but empathy…