This but The Orville

Pro tip: you can search all of your post history by saying "from:yourusername.whatever.the.domain.is" (example: "from:lovestealstheday.bsky.social")

What a great idea! Go to protests in Halloween costumes, to avoid the facial detection cameras

Hey @github.com I want to resume using your website, but the mandatory 2FA phone number thing is stupid and bad. If you really must have a second verification, then let me use a backup email.

the underlying reason why work is life for us is because of the unresolved collective trauma from '08

The worst feeling on Bsky is when you realize you aren't seeing posts from your favorite people anymore, so you look them up and discover they blocked you... but you don't know why

The court sketches from Diddy are lit.

30 years from now when we're in retirement homes, we're gonna use this to offend everyone's sensibilities and the young people will call it boomer humor just to piss us off

See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me

here's shades of Bobby Vinton from the SJ Rose Garden for #RedWed #JBCFlowers #flowers #roses #garden #bloomscrolling #FlowerReport #ColorADay

I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.

We can only aspire to be as cool as this guy

Vibe check:

It's pretty amazing that the Chinese created a language entirely out of hipster tattoos.

Finally!

Unironically, this is also how social media algorithms work

Yes! This needs to be the mascot of AI: the old people will love it, and the young people will think it's some weird Cocomelon shit

Tag yourself: I'm romantic butt

Finally, a new episode of my favorite gameshow

There are only a few places in society where the stark contrast in class divide is made obvious

Paris breakfast tea is the best tea flavor #teasky

You can also lose the program by waiting 6 months, because I have no idea what my former self wrote back then

Get you a girl who has the most interesting therapy appointments

@amerrill2.bsky.social In the 2000s, when they came to you and said they want to do The Brak Show, how did you feel? Were you hungry for your big break and vindicated by the opportunity? Were you surprised that people actually cared enough to do it?

What's the world coming to?

Looks like we know who God is rooting for, in the Thunder-Timberwolves series tonight #nbasky

@goldengateblond.bsky.social Heading now to the Minnesota vs San Francisco game to get in early!I hope this one will be amazing #dubnation

Bosung green tea is the best green tea. fight me #teasky

I remember how cool and international it was when it first came out. The British lady's voice who I could call to make sure my microphone worked was also really cool. Sadly, my friends didn't login one last time to say hi to me before it died.

Come on Golden State, you can do it! #nbasky

The happiest dog, you’ll see today

why the fuck is the white house streaming a lo fi beats to relax/chill to www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLhw...

Why is Google paying for Firefox, Safari, and Edge in the first place? It explains why Edge is now using Chromium under the hood, but not the others. Good news for Opera, though!

Harry Potter and the Excellent Adventure

Virginia Giuffre, the prominent survivor of Jeffrey Epstein's sexual abuse, has died by suicide. Giuffre, 41, died in Neergabby, Australia, where she had been living. Giuffre was one of the earliest and loudest voices calling for criminal charges against Epstein. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

"skyrim" is just me browsing the adult feeds

there’s no such thing as wasting your 20s. your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that you’re ready to get weird with it in your 30s.

We can kill AI with kindness!

Alexa, play Despacito

Have at you!

Happy Friday, everyone

Me trying to have a nice time on Bluesky

"Whose booty is this?!" "Yo don't bring him up right now!"

The algorithm only allows the coolest 1% of BlueSky members to see this post. Congratulations, the algorithm has found you!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.

You're very welcome!