Are those weasels on a pier? No, man. Those are dock martens.

"4 out of 5 dentists agree" the polycule is in shambles

My big takeaway from Trump's lengthy Air Force One gaggle is that he's talking about shredding the Constitution by being in office for a third term increasingly openly. If you don't think he try it, you're in denial.

If that's how they're going to officiate it, yeah, drop the hammer and ban it. "and also, the QB literally cannot fumble" is the caveat that ends the debate.

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Sadly, we no longer live in a functioning democracy.

Hope people are realizing that rigging the 2026 and 2028 elections have always been the plan.

This is fucked

Trey Yesavage striking out Shohei Ohtani and then getting him to ground out with the bases loaded in Game 1 of the World Series is a pretty amazing moment, all things considered

That’s no ballroom…

Glad ICE is getting called out for plate swapping in Illinois, but this has been happening in California from the jump.

This is gonna save me a fortune on #Halloween candy!

Burchett is Burchetting again.

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.

New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped

Defense deserves a TD here Shanny. Make it happen

Worst drop of the season nominee right there for #49ers

Stop calling full back runs…for fuck sake every one has lost yards this year.

I’m not gonna attribute the Niners run game coming back all to one player but I’m also not gonna tell you that George Kittle isn’t one of the most valuable players in the NFL

Juice blew that block bad. He has lost a step maybe two

Horrible call. Just an embarrassment.

Jennings cried for a bigger deal and has been a disaster this year. Injuries, drops, now turnovers.

If the #49ers could generate any sort of pass rush this would still be a good defense even with no Warner and Bosa.

Wut

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Mike Johnson: "We're fighting for healthcare as well. Not just in word but in deed. We put in the one big beautiful bill, real reforms to Medicaid to make it work better." (The bill in fact cuts nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.)

Can’t wait to see the evidence at their trial now, since summary execution failed. There will be a trial with evidence, right?

Reporter: There are survivors from the latest boat strike. What happens to them? Rubio: We are not prepared to announce details.

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

“Kids”

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days. Epstein Shutdown.

49ers season is over. You don’t have a defense without Fred.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

This Is Fascism

we need to abolish this shit

Very much enjoying the inflatable frog segment of the civil war.

Meanwhile in #Portland

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Question: Why is Tish James being prosecuted in the Eastern District of Virginia, instead of in NY? Answer: You know why.

Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show. She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms. (Published June)

All time choke by the Phillies

It would be perfectly pathetic to end this season by walking in the only two runs

Phillies putting the cherry on another all time choke with absolutely no hitting in an elimination game.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

To learn that dressing in full animal costume will literally defeat fascism was so necessary today.

President Gustavo Petro of Colombia said his government believed one of the boats recently bombed by the United States in its campaign against alleged drug traffickers had been carrying Colombian citizens, not drug traffickers.

it’s all just a grift

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