My dog when I walk in

Literally decaying flesh 🤢🤢🤢

JFC this dude is turning necrotic

There just aren't enough facepalms in the world for this dude

literally who TF is out there testing teenage boys for their sperm counts???

Dafuq?!?!??

Thanks Trump!!!

Beyond parody lmfao

You missed no points.. It's plain racism that's no longer hidden by those racist crackers

POTUS is a 3-yr-old child

this is just too perfect

they're telling me it's a graven image, and I say, "A graven image, what's that" and they tell me it's art that's so incredible, the best they've ever seen, better than Michelangelo," and I said wow, that's really something special, a graven image. no president has even had one before,nthey tell me.

[putting my ER bill, expensive groceries and $5/gallon gas on a 35% APR credit card] I think we can all agree I'm doing well financially

Oh wow 🤩

I mean… He’s talking about America, right? Right?!?!?!?

Got my first 🍅 of this, my first ever growing season. 🥰

Sounds about White

Great job everyone: “In four host cities—Boston, Philadelphia, San Francisco and Seattle—nearly 80% of hoteliers say bookings are behind a typical summer”

because nobody wants to come to America right now, and Americans are broke AF thanks to Trump

A fun test for how popular AI actually is would be giving us the option to opt out of it

lmfaoooooooooo

The blatant corruption really is breathtaking

lol crazzzzy that the Russian government is going in on this

Slightly diminish a book Wuthering Mediums

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Springtime this year has provided us with some beautiful blooms

Every single 🐎 would be like 🤣

It’s so incredibly crazy making how Republicans gaslight us every single moment of every single day 😵‍💫

There is nothing like the first dose of homemade cannabis oil 🥰 Just cooked up a batch and that shit is so damn tasty and potent

Lmfaoooooooooooo the Browns just cannot help themselves

how many chins???

Last night was fun as hell and hoo boy we have so much more planned for the official takeover. Glad everyone liked the Emergency Broadcast and welcome new infowarriors.

A Florida Republican Sheriff, Grady Judd, announced the arrest of 266 defendants in a sex trafficking scheme & minced no words. He identified influencer Craig Long, who he said moved in high circles including with the president, holding up a picture of Long with Trump www.youtube.com/watch?v=x03q...

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

Under his eye...😡🤬

"LIV was a flop, but it wasn't a total failure. As a way to get some cheesy bribes into various pockets, it worked out fine."

irony dies, for the billionth time

Vile, unvarnished gutter racism spewing from POTUS' mouth daily now

Patrick Stewart used stunt hands for some of the Ressikan flute scenes, which means there's a guy out of frame like

Gorgeous moon tonight

The parent showing the kid "Rookie of the Year" deserves significant kudos.

Holy 💩

For SENIORS!!!

just the nastiest shitstain that ever stained

I think it's pretty obvious that Trump will use them as hostages, should they attempt to come to the United States.

The most hilarious thing about this is you don't have to give it ANY context at all, and everyone still knows what it's for.🤣

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Thanks, Donald Trump! So happy we're paying for your fuckery, sir!!!