I legitimately laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

Not a shabby haul for my 10-yr-old, who is really coming into his own this summer as a swimmer. We were in Rio Vista Saturday and he dominated the pool. Champs is next, so it’ll be fun to see him compete against a bigger pool of talent.

the look on her face as he blasts liquid poo out of his mouth...

Maybe it will happen today…

Nasty

Stephen Miller must be so pissed lol

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

😂

Heart, be still

David Schwimmer as Joe Namath being played by Mads Mikkelson

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😂

Nature showing out before fireworks tonight 😍

Finally up potted my two baby cannabis plants today 😊

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Dawg…

Man, JD Vance really came out and raised the bar today on being an unredeemable piece of shit.

Starts building something the French are known for...

Looks almost exactly like the Nazi eagle...

Still looks hellllllla nasty 🤢

Summer blooms in my backyard garden

This is so fucking awesome. My wife is a member. She is ecstatic.

Um…isn’t the reflecting pool, and the entire area in general there, specifically FOR loitering/hanging out/reflecting?

Yes, please (to the going after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room)

When it’s absolutely going amazingly and not shit at all 🤡

!!!

okay grandpa time for bed

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME LMAOOOOOOOOO

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This is a) extremely true, and b) very good messaging

The perfect analogy doesn't exi...

When political cartoons hit so accurately you want to make giant billboards of these everywhere.

So can we just fucking get back to Epstein now? What a shitstain he is

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

uh...ummmm...(is anyone gonna tell him??)

LMFAOOOOOOO this fuckin dude

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Jesus fucking Christ this is FUBAR on so many levels.

The Trump Presidency So Far.

Fucking disgraceful lying piece of shit

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

yuuuuuup

The Republican party is not redeemable. They are not full of good people. If you are a Republican, you deserve to be judged as a bad person, as an immoral person. Sorry to be blunt about it.

WHOA. At least three passenger jets appear to have had rejected landings/go-rounds in ~30 minutes while that UFC light show was going a mile away. @aaronparnas.bsky.social previously reported a commercial pilot filed an FAA safety report about being “nearly blinded” by a test run of the lights.

I'm out of words. This is so fucking disgusting.

Joe Rogan needs to stop mainlining ivermectin, he looks like a Russian diplomat who can outdrink an entire frat

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic