Please remove me from this timeline or turn off the simulation, one. I can’t do this anymore.

Just want to take some time to wish my BFF, partner in shenanigans, and the loml @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social a very happy birthday. The world is lucky to have you and I'm lucky to be able to celebrate another trip around the sun with you. Love yoooou ❤️

I've been rocking with Bey since the first Destiny's Child album. I heard No, No, No and that was it. Locked in.

You could live with someone day to day and not know what they got going on. Somebody on the internet?

This is an excellent point:

“So that’s what it’s called?” I said as I did exactly that.

Hey y'all 👋

Proof of life I guess

The way they were parented

Of course several artists on my concert bucket list would be doing shows near me when I'm unemployed and have no money to buy tickets. Of course.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

IKEA has lost their damn minds with their furniture prices. Ain't nobody paying $400 for a bookcase from IKEA.

"I had the most insane dreams last night" -brought to you by Tizanidine

Jesus Christ I’d have to rethink life at this point.

Of course the one day I'm having a fabulous hair day, it's pouring down rain.

Interview #2 done. I always feel like I'm so awkward (in general).

For some reason, jumping spiders have been finding their way to me over the last few days. I'm generally scared of spiders, but the jumpers are kinda cute. Idk why they're all gravitating towards me though. I'd like them to knock it off.

Atl text for the win!

I really wish I had friends to hang out with. The life of an introvert who works from home 🥲

Those high fashion shoes that give your feet a camel toe have got to be the ugliest style of shoes I've ever seen and I will never get the hype or obsession around them.

It's sad that I just assumed this was real fjdhdjdjjd

The older I get, the more I'm turning into a gourmand girly fragrance wise and I'm ok with it. Never thought I'd love vanilla in fragrances because I grew up on warm vanilla sugar by B&BWs and hated it, but here I am. Liking vanilla heavy fragrances.

America is not here because if Barack obama’s silence, however problematic it may be for you. America is here because not enough white people hate bigotry.

If you can’t convince the MF you sit next to and roll your eyes at every thanksgiving (racist btw!) to stop being the way they are, TF you think Michelle Obama is gonna do?

Barack & Michelle were booed relentlessly everywhere they went while he was running for & serving as President by racist white people. They both tried to warn the American people both times Cheeto H*tler was running. Who we actually need to be booing are the white people who voted for this.

Roses are red Violets are blue

BRUH. Episode 12 of The Pitt was pure stress. Shit.

Some days, life feels like it's worth living. Other days, I'd like to yeet myself off the planet. Balance, I guess.

I love dirty, brooding Bernthal.

Thank you baby Jesus my first unemployment payment finally hit. It took fucking long enough.

I really have had that one specific part from The Summoning by Sleep Token stuck in my head all day. Iykyk.

You've got my body, flesh and bone. The sky above, the earth below.

Oh and my love did I mistake you for a sign from God?

I'm about to change my name to The Grinch Who Stole Bitches

This one is so good!

They really had my man Sam Rockwell on TV talking about he missed the bussy fjfndndnnd

I remember listening to this on cassette tape with my Momma.

I used to love this song

they should invent pedestrians who have awareness

I wish I had friends and a social life

My senior year, remember it like yesterday

Where are y'all finding your will to live these days? They sell that on Amazon? Wayfair?

Me, without fail, every single time

Managed to crack another tooth. Yay. It's the very back top molar, so I can't see what the damage is, but it seems like maybe it was just a piece of the edge. At least I'm hoping so since I don't have dental insurance anymore.

Now what was even the point of adding the 3 grapes and 1 small chunk of pineapple? Lmao really?

He hit that spin didn’t he 😭

It's pretty wild to see what the Tesla Takedown people have built from nothing, totally organically in just two months. actionnetwork.org/event_campai...

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

I've got a second interview for the position I interviewed for on Tuesday 🙂 Which is awesome, since my unemployment STILL hasn't kicked in.