This is a good read.

I need to rewatch that.

So, like, what are your guys’s hopes and dreams and stuff?

Happy sunday everyone

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

Listen.

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One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."

It feels like -10 and the doughnut shop 1000 feet away probably survived the night, right?

Sometimes I forget that a lot of you have accents that would pound my pineal gland.

Also haircut.

Digging the pinky blue light cast by some rainbow window privacy film.

What’s your sign?

This Sudetenland talk …sorry, Greenland… is distressing.

I’ve been lucky enough to catch Prince, Aimee Mann, Paul Westerberg, Mos Def + Talib Kweli, David Bowie, Belle & Sebastian, Hole + Garbage, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, OutKast, Paul Oakenfold, Dua Lipa and The Indigo Girls. In/around Boston. Oh and Cher + Cyndi Lauper, twice, on successive nights. Don’t ask.

People should be shutting the fuck up about the Patriots’ strength of schedule right about now.

7 eleven is fun because where else can you go to find a room full of people who have never used money before

I cannot imagine life without this loofah of chest hair. 🧼🚿

Haven’t seen any nods for R.E.M. on the best o’ the 90’s lists. Harrumph. It’s no banger, admittedly, but it’s fucking gorgeous:

christmas is a die hard movie

Dick so fine you tap the heart before you hit Show because damn, son

Read for filth by a color quiz. Fuck attempt one at today.

Wholly Cross… has that drag name been tried on for size? I’m calling dibs.

December’s out there w/its boobies all up in my face today

I wish e-marketers could also tell just how fast you archive their unwanted spam, unread. Because that’s what I call engagement.

Yes, I can turn left.

Food or BO? sure is a fun train game this morning.

Moving day

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned? I’ve never had a license to drive. But I’ve put easily thousands of miles on maybe 3 bikes over the years.

Robins are the worst—they get way too much good PR during springtime from sentimental dolts.

I feel like the dude at dunks who doesn’t want to be a barista respects me more because I’m in before 5:30 most days. Perhaps only as a foe.

Which way do I loop my scarf again to let people know I’m into butt stuff?

Gonna start referring to my ibuprofen as “the 800” for some added drama

You can’t tell me the tufted titmouse doesn’t sleep indoors on a canopy bed.

There’s a decidedly one-way, “thanks, but are you a cop?” vibe to my bond with these birds. They’re never quite happy to see me, but they know I mean breakfast.

Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired

house: ask again later senate: you’re just hungry prez: go ahead and eat today! supremes: upon reflection, you can starve

Dawn Powerwash: worth the slight soap inhalation!

I love it when my very straight barber says “I left a little curl for you.”

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I miss my bike. I am so out of shape that it’s made a bottom of me. But years of cycling left me with a champion ass so this may be a stiff uphill climb back to the top.

The number of times I heard someone say “he’s just such a muffin” as the results came in last night.

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******

Sorry to name drop before coffee, but this morning I’ve gotten lit while several cardinals, blue jays, chickadees, nuthatches, titmice, sparrows, woodpeckers, wrens and juncos — the juncos are back! — have all come by to visit my feeder & peanut buffet piles. Sadly this milkshake contains allergens.

PSA to subs, there’s a lot of baseball watching dudes out there who need a large coffee and slow head this morning. let’s leave it all out on the field today

Still feels like Trump literally demolishing the White House is lazy writing and way too on the nose, even for a metaphor.

Updating my LEGO White House