JonBenét Lambsy
@lambelly.com
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Living and eating burritos Detroit Lambwaffle elsewhere
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The problem is that you can try to suck every ape's dick, but eventually you run in to one who is unable to cum and encounter a halting problem sort of situation.
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about 1 year ago
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You guys: I'm fostering a pregnant cat. Her name is yuki.
about 1 hour ago
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Had a dream I called my childhood friend from a wall phone that had video. We were both wearing costumes.
about 6 hours ago
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Mark Histed
about 12 hours ago
In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️
about 22 hours ago
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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Phil Lewis
3 days ago
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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The vet I go to had horses and she could sell their semen. There was a guy who'd come and jerk off the horses for her.
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Rip bud cort. One of the waitresses at the all night diner I worked at said I looked just like you, but she was wrong
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My greatest fear is that my awful son will eventually be larger than me
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banana chip
4 days ago
mom i frew up
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Night smells
3 days ago
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Preeti Chhibber
4 days ago
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
https://gradient.horse/
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CHOAM Nomsky
4 days ago
I enthusiastically recommend this Instagram account, run by someone at a cat cafe in Japan. They regularly post videos of baskets of kittens arriving at the shelter and being inspected and groomed by what I can only describe as the Council of Elders
www.instagram.com/reel/DUiEoOr...
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Mal
6 days ago
The moon says such lovely things about you
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It'd be pretty awful if any of these women in these dating apps who love traveling actually expect me to travel anywhere.
4 days ago
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Paul Eric
5 days ago
This is Henry and he’s inside because it’s storming outside. He’s sitting on this guys knee and decides to sing for the camera ☺️💙😎
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️⚧️
4 days ago
celebrate Charlie Kirk not being able to say anything racist about Bad Bunny’s halftime show with this commemorative tshirt:
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"RIP" Shirt
a shirt commemorating the death of a really awful & genuinely evil man. As Your Lawyer I Advise You To Say: "we are sorry he died the way he did though, that's awful & we really hope that rightwing ....
https://transgender.gay/products/rip-shirt
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Weirdly, they sold these Andy capp snacks at the butchers, but not the grocery store around here.
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British Sweets/Candy
5 days ago
Andy Capp's Onion Rings Beer Battered 57g *USA* Onion Flavoured Corn And Oat Snacks (Net weight: 57g) Ingredients: Degerminated Cornmeal, Vegetable Oil (Palm, Cottonseed Oil), On... BUY NOW! £2.49
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
5 days ago
Just because it's funny that I know this, but there is a designer Betsy Johnson everything bagel purse that you can buy resale for under $200 LOL
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I guess you guys watching your football show
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Cat Randall
6 days ago
All Joan Jetts are cool but this is my personal favorite Joan Jett:
youtu.be/Kd5MDLDanGo?...
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Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Crimson and Clover
YouTube video by JoanJettVEVO
https://youtu.be/Kd5MDLDanGo?si=OaroR_wku8GG7UsI
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List of unusual deaths in the 21st century - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths_in_the_21st_century
6 days ago
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Why are you guys all talking about dick injections
6 days ago
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I used to have prairie dogs. I lived with four total, but mostly two of them. Their names were Penny and Percy.
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Anyway, I'm a plain yogurt guy now
7 days ago
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At the store they have yogurt made from goats milks and, really, it is about time that the cow monopoly on dairy has fallen. Like, all mammals make milk and yet dairy farms are essentially cow farms. Fucked up.
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juno Rylee Schultz
15 days ago
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism this piece is about Tupac Amaru Shakur, the Black Panthers, COINTELPRO, and liberation ALL my work is free, PLEASE SEND TIPS i publish every other Thursday read for free by clicking the link below:
junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/29/t...
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The Voice of Reason
7 days ago
Librarians have been at the forefront of human rights battles. They are educators and service providers. And they also were the first protectors of reader privacy when regressive governments wanted their borrowing records. Defend your libraries. If we lose them, we won't get them back.
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New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was right to have attempted to sell him for drugs in a Bluesky post on Wednesday.
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7 days ago
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This dog's name is Tod, which means "death" in German.
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Cool looking cat at hshv in Ann arbor.
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Mary L Trump
8 days ago
Every American needs to watch this:
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In Star Trek they never really discuss the transition to a post-scarcity economy. It's like one day they woke up and everyone just decided they didn't need money anymore.
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Got humped by a large dog (> 100 lbs) named bobbi
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Jordan Uhl
9 days ago
I’ve watched this about 20 times already
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Paul Walsh
9 days ago
Feds: Many agents harassed and threatened since ID documents stolen during unrest at Mpls. shooting during immigration enforcement action
www.startribune.com/mn-feds-hara...
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Feds: Many agents targeted since ID documents stolen during unrest at Minneapolis shooting
“Several of the documents, including residential addresses, phone numbers, and emails, were posted publicly online on social media,” read a complaint filed against an Illinois man.
https://www.startribune.com/mn-feds-harassed-stolen-ids/601576555
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wint
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Really weird the number of Christians you see supporting ice
9 days ago
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juno Rylee Schultz
11 days ago
double publish week -- !! i also interviewed rapper ELIJAH MYLES about his music, art, and the world around us please send tips and share my work read for free by clicking the link below
junoryleejournalism.com/2026/01/29/e...
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I’ve never been blocked for anything I’ve said on here because I’m a perfect angel
11 days ago
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I willl never “go live”
11 days ago
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Too many normies on the dating apps
12 days ago
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Good moon tonight
#shittymoonpics
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Erika Hall
13 days ago
Resting back at the meet point before riding home. If Rupert could speak human he would say "Fuck ICE".
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Kelly
13 days ago
This is a Republican candidate for Governor. He’s also been accused of having an inappropriate sexual relationship with a minor when she was a student and he was working with her school board. This is the GOP. This is what they support. Racist, misogynistic predators.
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Guys on Nextdoor who refer to their wife by their name as if I know them. Like, “Debbie threw me down the stairs again :(“.
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You guys know that there are apps which play YouTube videos without ads?
13 days ago
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"MELANIA" has a scene in which Melania scowls at Donald Trump for 45 minutes as he eats a big Mac. There is no dialogue.
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