JonBenét Lambsy
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Living and eating burritos Computer science Detroit / Ann Arbor
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The problem is that you can try to suck every ape's dick, but eventually you run in to one who is unable to cum and encounter a halting problem sort of situation.
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over 1 year ago
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Pretty fucked up we got to live with these people
about 7 hours ago
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Weird Alex
2 days ago
Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22:
www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
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This guy used the word "cameron-esque", but I don't know if he means James Cameron or Kirk Cameron or Cameron Diaz
1 day ago
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Watching doogie howser. He's secretly operating on a dog. I'm getting the impression this is not a serious show.
1 day ago
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I ♥️ bagels
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molly
2 days ago
corn ice cream
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Pretty fucked up that maga is a hate group but want to be treated like a legitimate political philosophy and the media is complicit with legitimizing their hatred of the American people
2 days ago
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Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain Telling me just what a fool I've been
3 days ago
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas
3 days ago
The vampire hunt is ON! Do you have a beat up VHS, film print etc of the 1922 Nosferatu? Alexandre O Philippe and our team are making a doc about our global treasure hunt called IN SEARCH OF NOSFERATU. More info here, or email us at albingraufilms at gmail dot com
deadline.com/2026/05/in-s...
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The episode of dogie howser where he counsels a patient on assisted suicide
3 days ago
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The end goal of capitalism is for 99% of all humans to be in a really shitty simulation. Like Second Life. Our brains will largely be used as processors to generate porn for billionaires.
3 days ago
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Remember when Trump had COVID?
3 days ago
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Ian Miles Schlong
3 days ago
Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now
#Bees
#WhiteHouse
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Pookleblinky
4 days ago
Elon Musk, absolutely lost in the K hole, posting about how cool Homer is and reveals that he thinks Homer Simpson wrote the Odyssey
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Weird that classic rock has remained the same exact thing for my entire life.
4 days ago
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Went to two different grocery stores. Bought cookies at the first (oatmeal cranberry). Bought toilet paper and bakalava at the second.
4 days ago
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The world conspiring is to get me to put creamer in my soda
4 days ago
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Pizza flavored spread is kind of how pizza is normally made?
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5 days ago
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Even murderers suffer loss.
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6 days ago
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McSweeney's
8 days ago
“The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass relates only his own views on slavery; we cannot properly assess the merits of his book without giving equal time to his slave owner.”
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Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts’ High School English Essays
“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Doug...
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Mor like househole
7 days ago
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Graham crackers are a pretty nice treat
7 days ago
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I don't eat enough baked potatoes.
7 days ago
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I have some issues with that lemon tree song
7 days ago
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Corey Brickley Illustration
8 days ago
couldn't really tell you why seeing that made me want to draw this. Don't rightly know, myself
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Chowhound
10 days ago
Some chains buy their onion rings prepped and frozen from suppliers, only frying them fresh to order. These chains, however, prep and batter them in-house.
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5 Chain Restaurants Battering Their Onion Rings In-House - Chowhound
https://www.chowhound.com/2166731/chain-restaurants-battering-onion-rings-in-house/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=Echobox-Chowhound&utm_medium=Social-Distribution&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1778430057
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TinCan
8 days ago
are we still allowed to have fun on this webbed site?
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Shenanigans
9 days ago
Anyway here's this, enjoy
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Gonna run for Congress so they let me join their betting pool
8 days ago
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I feel like the Internet has gotten less social due to social media?
8 days ago
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Waking up from a dead sleep with the sudden realization that I could probably make a crunch wrap for far less money than Taco Bell charges for it.
8 days ago
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Idk who does the music for the end credits of bobs burgers, but they do a good job.
8 days ago
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ContempraInn 🌹
11 days ago
#Caturday
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All my friends got chronic health issues
10 days ago
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jesse
13 days ago
the spider crossed state lines to protect his spider community
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Calvinball Congress
13 days ago
today is a wonderful day to teach everyone about the Loxosceles reclusa, or the Brown Recluse spider, which little bitch boy here was ALLEGEDLY bit by
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Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized
https://www.rawstory.com/amp/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-after-venomous-spider-bite-2676859496
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The girl in the toe shoes
14 days ago
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Found a 12 pack of non-alcoholic white claws out by the dumpster.
15 days ago
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The Ugly Machine
15 days ago
You want this hatchet? It's a lil' ugly but it's perfectly functional. You have to -Be following me -QRP this post with something YOU have made with your own hands. Anything at all, I wanna see it. Qualifiers picked with an RNG. (Be aware, winner pays shipping) Good luck!
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Sketchy ethnic restaurant in a strip mall in Florida.
21 days ago
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Jonathan Slater
4 months ago
Well, those boots were not made for walking
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omgisme
24 days ago
😍👍💙
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Wendy Xu
25 days ago
alms
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Long before burger king had a veggie burger my friend Leslie would get a whopper with double veggies minus the burger patty.
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25 days ago
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The revelation of the Doors Don't You Love Her Madly is that she's walking out the door.
25 days ago
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Entering a taco bell is like encountering a lost city or some shit. Like, you can see they used to do shit here.
25 days ago
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When I worked at BW3 there was this guy who worked there that would regularly order 100 wings at the end of the shift
27 days ago
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Must be dinner time
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27 days ago
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New! Dr pepper johnsonville speedway
27 days ago
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My foster kittens are being shot into outer space tomorrow.
27 days ago
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