"Do you think anyone is going to recognize us?" "Don't worry. We're wearing dark glasses." "You're right. We're practically invisible."

Saved by the balls

Here you go, just for you:

This has made my night: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRWwSTpT/

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Apparently it was not a good idea to sit outside my shop. Heard screaming from two locations and can tell they’ve scored 🤦🏻‍♀️

Final whistle scenes. What a relief. Well deserved win. #coys

COYS

Is that Rebecca Lowe in the Spurs stadium? 🤮

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I am feeling very tense on my way to the stadium. Definitely need a pre match pint. #COYS

I hate this fixture

Not looking good bruv

Um… he was offside.

I’m proud of the effort but we should have won that. I’m sick of this shit officiating week after week. Incredible saves from Kinsky. Amazing to see Maddison back. But I have to say I’m really worried…

Yes Lewisham!

Good. Fuck Forrest

Not even a question if this was reversed I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about trying to relegate Arsenal.

Forgot this feeling. Really proud of the team. A game we all (well at least I) thought we had no chance of getting anything out of. Massive 3 points. Really believe we can stay up

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It’s so crowded on the tube. I didn’t get on a train and these teenage boys in front of me said “if there weren’t immigrants we would have gotten on” 🙄 fucking douches

Crazy to think this week’s two semifinals could produce a combined 9 (!!) goals

Why does Alan Shearer insist on constantly shouting when he’s on comms. Just talk Alan.

Would be awesome if Brennan Johnson scored the winner in this game 🤞🏼🤞🏼

We just had to not concede. This fucking team 😭

I feel almost as much stress right now than I did before the final whistle in Bilbao.

Brilliant!! Now we need to not concede… come on!!

Why does Vicario look like Punch the monkey to me… lol

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

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I was tattooing during that… what’s the consensus? Were we as we normally have been this season?

I just met Dan Ballard’s mum. She was really sweet. Apologised because she’s a Chelsea fan and hates spurs and wants us to go down. 😂

Just landed back in the UK to the De Zerbi news. What a car crash of a season.🤦🏻‍♀️

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If you feel strongly about this, tell them *now* before it is too late.

I was tattooing during the game and couldn’t really pay much attention. I was told first half was dominant and second half was poor and that Tudor should be sacked. Is that the general consensus here?

Best we’ve looked all season!

Well deserved point there. I’m starting to feel optimistic knowing we’ll have players returning.

Spurs' season in one picture...

Ugh. And the worst is yet to come this weekend…

Dodged a fucking bullet there bc that was a red card. Fuck me what’s going on here 🤦🏻‍♀️

I really do not like Ally McCoist covering spurs. 🙄

I genuinely don’t think I wanna pay over £1200 for a championship ST.

Felt like we started ok. But since the red card it’s been shocking. Gonna get absolutely toasted second half. 🫣

Well, tonight’s been a fucking disaster

1/10 If the last few days of Iranian strikes on Dubai have proven anything, it’s that a massive number of people completely despise the city and those living there. And honestly? There are very good reasons to despise them. A thread on the city of hypocrites 🧵👇

Might as well pin this.