one calm day as a Tottenham fan is all I ask

lol why is Thomas Frank getting sacked the most fun I've had as a Spurs fan all season? trauma bonding with ya'll is ✨ the best ✨

Spare a thought for Brennan Johnson who’s probably going to have to put up with Thomas Frank next season

getting "congrats" from the fellow football fans in the office this morning

ohhhhh well good morning COYSky

😏😏😏

new manager bump for the NLD I beg

never in my life have I been manager out. I always grin and bear it. but this is just terrible, terrible football - injury crisis or not. Frank’s gotta gooooooooo

DO IT YOU COWARDS

oh my god that was BRILLIANT

Go gays Go Seahawks Fuck ICE

Thomas Frank is a terrorist, pass it on

no Cuti for Newcastle and the NLD cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

🥴 Michael Oliver 🥴

please Tottenham I’m sick. I don’t have it in me to be disappointed this weekend

omg Olivia Dean looks STUNNNNNNINGGGG on the Grammys red carpet

it’s funny watching Friends and Seinfeld as a 36 y/o bc what do you mean these people are supposed to be YOUNGER THAN ME?!

god bless *husbands* bc ya girl is DRUNK but he’s out here removing jewelry and preparing liquid iv like it’s his full time job

coys coys coys I beg please coys coys coys

first grid of 2026 🎶 january was lonngggg

speak on camera? nah. stand there and yell and wave a scarf? yah, I’m your girl 🤍

come melt in the DC heat with us! 🙈🤍

am mega late to the party, but man the latest Djo album is really something else

current vibes

PLEASE 🙏 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 CLUB 🕯 STATEMENT 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

sorry but Scott Parker is so fucking pretty oh my word

Thomas Frank is a terrorist, pass it on

lmao I hate this team

lol at the “we are staying up” chants

thankful to have made it home before this weekend’s storm but now I have to brave the grocery store the day before it all kicks off. if you never hear from me again, I died fighting someone over a frozen pizza or something. 🫡

bye England 😢

saw a whole lot of official looking England cricket people at Heathrow and it took everything in me not to yell out the biggest BARMY ARMYYYYY on the way to security

feel like they spent more time singing about us than themselves at times. why are they so obsessed with us 😅

supportive wife fc or whatever 🫠 (he did the reverse yesterday tbf)

yesterday was 🥰🤍

y’all have LOST THE PLOT over here (obviously I bought them)

✨ manifesting ✨

seats are great. football is shit. let’s turn it around in the second half please

match day in N17 just hits different 🤍

party’s heeeeerrreeeee 🥳

when you time your edible hitting and your doordash order arriving ✨ perfectly ✨

FREDDY THE CHOW CHOW, HE’S ONE OF OUR OWN

anyway, can't wait for my Chelsea supporting husband to see Gallagher in lilywhite in the flesh 🙃

this looks like those awful high school senior photo shoots we were all doing in like 2005-2008

me: oh boy, is my anxiety and stress through the roof right now because of the mountain of work I need to get through before being off for a week also me: 200 mg of caffeine will DEFINITELY help

DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.” (H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )

at least I get to watch Spurs suck IN PERSON for the next 2 matches