drunk Rachel checking in: WE ARE STAYING UP

lol I am so nervous help

all the offense to my gooner friends, y’all are getting muted on everything for AT LEAST a week.

Heathrow was really like “and what if we put them through an Olympic trial before letting them get to their gate?”

can’t wait to to go home to literal hell

don’t have to be to the airport until like 3pm so we might as well kill time in the pub 🙃

omg POP OFF BULGARIA

oh no my first Eurovision final isn’t going as planned 🆘 sorry guys

lol this is gonna be awks when Israel wins, right?

I feel like I’m watching the fucking UN right now lol I HAVE SO MANY EUROVISION QUESTIONS

wait the Eurovision vibes are so high. I have no idea what’s going on but this is so fun? are we having Eurovision parties in DC next year?!

someone explain Eurovision to me in like 10 words. are these big pop singers? are they nobodies? I’m invested as of 5 minutes ago

had the loveliest solo day eating and drinking and shopping my way through the city, but finished with the most beautiful meal at Wildflowers in Pimlico. don’t miss this one, London friends.

shame that Burnley sacked Scott Parker already. that man played for Spurs, Fulham, Chelsea, AND West Ham. hating the goons is obviously in his blood. could’ve been massive tomorrow.

big yikes @ the “make britain great again” hats

should I ask if she’s available on Tuesday?

happy #11 @mattlikesssips.bsky.social 🫶🏼 love youuuuuuu

got the Chelsea fan a trip to the FA Cup Final for our anniversary. how nice of me.

lol $60 to fill up my car today. god bless america or whatever

nothing is funnier than a dog watching tv

$10k is no small feat. proud of the work we’ve done to make this possible. please consider donating if you can 🤍

dirty dirty Leeds

coys coys coys coys 🤍

what kind of crack is in nothing bundt cakes omg

jokes on you guys, I’m refusing to acknowledge this season even exists so gooners winning the league doesn’t even matter

I hate it here 🫠

forgot how fucking GOOD this album is

a new plague, you say? better call this premier league season null and void just to be safe

Have that you slags

big shout to Spurs for not ruining my weekend cheeeeerrrrrrrs 🤍

started watching Animal Kingdom (which is brilliant), but I keep calling it Animal Crossing and omg the idea of that crossover is just hilarious

"no worries if not!" she says from the grave

free drink at Ye Olde Mitre in Holborn if anyone wants it. sadly can’t drop everything and make it to London before Monday

23 - Jimmy Eat World The Chain - Fleetwood Mac re: Stacks - Bon Iver Emeralds - Bear's Den WW1 Portraits - The Maccabees Cigarettes & Saints - The Wonder Years Dismantle. Repair. - Anberlin Time - Hootie & The Blowfish England - The National Artistic License - The Starting Line

Arrested Development 2x03 is absolute cinema

byyyyeee april 🎶

Spurs x Peppa Pig omds we are so fucking massive

if the algorithm could simultaneously stop but also very much continue serving me thirst trap edits of Shawn Hatosy as Jack Abbot that would be sooooo appreciated

hi I would like to live inside the chorus of this song please and thank you 🥲

I SAID WHAT I SAID

FUCK COME ON EVERTON

WE SCORED A GOAL

💙 GO VIRGINIA GO ✅ 💙

go vote, Virginia 💙

winning at the Etihad isn’t for everyone, clearly

lmao that look that Haaland gave the camera 💀