should I buy a “RIP democracy” tombstone to put in the front yard with the rest of the Halloween decorations?

no helicopter can exist in the sky without a neighborhood facebook group being ON TOP OF IT

I fear we moved on from this album way too quickly

Did it hurt? When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

A win going into the international break? A WIN GOING INTO THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK!

big win, that. love you Tottenham 🤍

was making breakfast and missed the Kudus goal soooo I think I’ll just stand in the kitchen for the rest of the match

away end sounds 👌🏼

coys coys coys coys coys 🤍

START SPREADING THE NEWWWSSSS

‘twas a really good music month

surely the Yankees won’t disappoint me for another post season, right?

COIS (Tom DeLonge singing COYS)

Obama and Biden would’ve been impeached same day with most of their own party in agreement. This isn’t a hard question.

WE ARE SO BACK

if I only take the generic of Tylenol does that mean I’ll only have the generic form of autism? what about the ✨ extra strength ✨ variant?

can confirm that they were all ACTUALLY from Newcastle. knew there really weren’t that many in DC.

don’t think I’ve ever seen as many Newcastle fans irl as I have tonight at Sam Fender 🙄

we have a properly functioning sump pump and dry basement for the first time since MEMORIAL DAY and I could honestly cry from happiness

asking for all the other heathens - has the rapture happened yet?

🫶🏼 yankees baseball 🫶🏼

we love an orange crush the size of @mattlikesssips.bsky.social’s head

I was so ready to be like “sports are disappointing but at least I’m not a United fan”…but they won so now what?

happy COYSaturday 🤍

the cheeky lil Mat Kerekes feature on this sent me into orbit oh MY GOD

should I ask my MAGA dad if I can borrow his “we the people are pissed off” hat?

looked inside the bug sticky traps that our pest control company put down in the basement and will promptly be burning down the house oh my god

obviously christened the new office with a @dcspurs.org scarf 🤍 coys coys coys coys

Live look at the London Stadium stands

all the boyfriends scoring today 🥰

🫶🏼 PUBS 🫶🏼

Lord’s is cool and all, but The Oval is just 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

no better way to spend our last day in town 🏏🤎

did the Chelsea/Citeh WSL match tonight (marriage obligations, ugh) and it was SUCH a lovely time. fucking love women’s sport.

✨ cricket things ✨

felt my phone blowing up here at the cricket and thought maybe the orange guy kicked the can. will accept Levy out instead though (for now) 🙃

Adil Rashid is very good at cricket

✨ pessimism works ✨

ffs England 🤦🏼‍♀️

baby’s first England cricket match 🤍🏏

convinced that the Bank station is where hopes and dreams go to die

I said it once in the spring, and I’ll say it again - PLEASE GO TO AKARA IN BOROUGH oh my daaaays

pub pub pub pub pub pub pub pub

there is nothing more humbling than dragging your luggage through the uneven as fuck streets of London, god damn

while August was genuinely so terrible for a multitude of reasons, September kicks off with me jumping on a plane to London for some much needed R&R and to celebrate two of the most beautiful souls getting married. what a turn of events 🥰

this month sucked but at least the tunes were 👌🏼

coys coys coys coyssss

not my favorite face sunscreen (that plays nicely with my oily skin, wears beautifully under makeup, and doesn’t break me out) getting yanked from shelves for actually having a lower spf (4!!!!) than what it claims (50!!!!). ma’am that is a MASSIVE discrepancy! 🙈