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Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.

The McRib is back for a limited time

Whatever you’re imagining, it’s going to be 4x dumber that that.

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

(Autism existed before Tylenol)

You want me to take medical advice from a guy who can’t even pronounce acetaminophen?

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

Eggsy and Jimmi were both just excited to see the neighbor’s cat (who came by for treats) but for some reason the pic ended up looking like a scene in an 80s movie where the nerd shows up with flowers and the girl he loves is already on a date with someone else

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As autumn approaches I'm going to miss my visits to #RichmondPark - I could still drive out there, but a bit far away. It is a bit of a magical place. Photo taken in December 2022.

“Take our medical advice,” say the two unhealthiest looking men you’ve ever seen in your entire life.

This fucking moron is President And millions of other morons are watching this shaking their heads in agreement

Women of America: a series of leathery, uncannily colored old men who look like they’re being propped up with a series of wires and two by fours are here to tell you how to be healthier

The funniest part of this is acetaminophen is the (perfectly safe) drug. Tylenol is a *brand*, and by attacking the brand and not the drug, the US government has just given Kenvue a massive gift when this goes to court. Their lawyers are likely drooling right now.

Summer’s final days are gifting 📷🕊️….

What a fatuous ass.

Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place" "Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people" -Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats

Tylenol use is safe in pregnancy, lowest effective dose. Don’t listen to the utter nonsense emanating from the highest office in the land today. Speak to your medical provider.

This is the most anti-science thing I have watched today. What is most shocking about this is all of these statements are being made without any scientific evidence to back it up. There are very few safe options to treat pain and fever in pregnancy so this is also an attack on women's health.

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

TRUMP: I will End the War between Albaniminphine and Ibuprofrenine

this is fucking vile

LOOOOOOOL

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

He’s sincerely the dumbest man to ever occupy the office.

Reliable source right here.

What could possibly go wrong? 🧪

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The MAGA platform now includes taking pain relief away from pregnant women

This wax model of a human head from the 19th century shows the internal structure of the brain, complete with its protective covering, the meninges, the eye, cheek, neck and jaw. Wax models were used for teaching anatomy to medical students or as part of popular anatomy shows.

It is a truth too often unacknowledged, that a populist in possession of the public's rage must be in perpetual want of an enemy.

I’m guessing the collapse of the NHS is just a bonus to him. Brits have no idea how bad things might get if this happens. People over here complain about parking costs at hospitals. What will happen when they have to pay for their heart surgery or appendectomy?

I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host

Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end

It's not too much liquid It's not too many different things at too big a number It's not the size of this thing It's not 80 different vaccines None of this is true, but they will go after MMR based on this. The consequences are going to be massive measles outbreaks. Dead kids.

The reason they're using Tylenol by name--which is absolutely going to lead to the government paying millions in a lawsuit--is because this old fuck can't say acetaminophen.

Yeah, I can't foresee any problems with AI doctors at all:

I know we clown strongly worded statements but every medical professional in the US needs to issue one by tomorrow morning saying "we're not following the bullshit guidance of a lifelong antivax activist & his senile boss"

So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?

That baby is one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of liquid

"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.

Mabon blessings to those who celebrate

Exhibit A 👇🏼👇🏼

There are about 20K non-US citizen medical residents, and about a quarter of those are on H1B visas. With Trump now making it unaffordable for hospitals to sponsor new H1B visas, there is an opportunity for Canada to attract 5K IMG doctors. Of course, we'd have to make training spaces for them. 1/2]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering here's what you need to know 🧵

This large Swedish study found no association between acetaminophen & autism using matched sibling controls. Also no dose-response effect. Ppl who use acetaminophen while pregnant differ in many ways from those who do not, & using sibling controls was a great way to reduce unmeasured confounding

Christ I'm so mad at these fucks