remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

Unleashing the ultimate weapon: a short form video of a hot person mixing bleach and ammonia to create an easy to use cleaning solution that they don’t want you to know about

I know this was a joke but murdering an 84 year-old would be the stupidest thing to go down for.

When I was a freshman in college a classmate had worked on movie sets in Wilmington, NC, and told me about this young actor named Gary Oldman who had absolutely blown him away.

Fuck, fuck, fuck Meta.

be the change you wish to see in the world

So in other words, dude has 500 TB of gay giraffe porn.

Reminds me of the time when I was twenty and an exasperated friend shouted at me, "dude, I know three women who want to get in your pants!" To this day I'm not sure who they were.

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

We are on the verge of revolutions in solar energy and in mRNA medical research, but the USA won't participate in them because our leaders are retrograde morons who would rather see people burn and die than change.

This is such a perfect example of all the wonky, weird ways in which a functioning government makes life better for all of us. And it does so through dedicated public servants who show up every day to do the work. But some rich guys don’t like paying taxes so we all get to suffer.

Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.

I should have said, come one, come all, come pubrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

I mean it's exactly what they are. Inclusive, equitable infrastructure supportive of a diverse populace

Team #MBTPubroll is down a man! With captain @wvistheduck.bsky.social having been shown a red card last week, we'll be launching a commemorative Copa Mundial edition at Red Bear Brewing at *4PM* for 🇫🇷v🇲🇦. Proceeding to City State and Dew Drop after. Come one, come all, come Pubroll!

As someone who has reported on such allegations at such publications, you have to fight really damn hard to get them out there. It’s the opposite of corporate driven reporting

Honestly I got a lot of the Doonesbury stuff but boy howdy was I LOST with Pogo.

I was gonna ride down and see this today but instead I rode to Freedom Plaza to see his dumbass statues dropped right on top of the quotes carved into the stone pavers.

I would really like to know which potential replacements support ending the filibuster, packing the Supreme Court (& other court reforms), and D.C. statehood. Because everything else is downstream of actually being willing to exercise power.

Seriously though, look at this punk.

I love how, when you’re job-hunting, you find yourself doing stupid things like answering the phone.

NPS assures us this is part of the 4th of July festivities and that the curbs will be replaces shortly.

Someone tried to read one of the fake books and found all the recording equipment.

On Wednesday of last week, Trump gave disaster relief funds to red states. On Friday, he denied disaster relief funds to blue states. If you’re wondering why a lot of us are up in arms about the proposed OMB rule that will require political litmus tests for grant funding, THIS IS WHY.

The #1 thing you need to know about MAGA law professors is that American legal scholarship does not have peer review.

“I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning,” imperial Kentucky style Common Ale, rested for about a month in Heaven Hill barrels with 4th Level Roasters coffee beans, 7.9%

When I first skimmed this I thought another Platner article had dropped.

This is important. Read it.

I really just want them to have geofenced speed governors.

If you think this is bad, wait until you meet the pre-meds.

Dammit. Now where the hell did I park my. . . Ah. Found it.

We’re doing for due process what we did for freedom of speech, now?

15th Street die-in when?

That must be how long it takes the free token to expire.

In earnest, it’s true; I heard a senator speak it.

God, what an exhausting time to have pattern recognition and more than a six month memory.

Uhhhhhh, don't use it? wapo.st/3TmHl5G

The problem with this concept is that half of every “team” would be so perpetually annoyed that they’d throw the game so they could go home and read a book.

Mitch McConnell is pining for the fjords

I see it's going to be one of those weeks in DC when, if you splash a little puddle of water onto the countertop, and neglect to clean it up, it will grow into a slightly larger puddle of water overnight.

I don't like the way either of these coaches are dressed.

girl hello?????

Our dudes lack the supple continental physique only moderate smoking and a low protein diet can give you, let’s hit the toast and put down the shakes lads

Freedom and liberty.

ICE celebrating “Freedom 250” by taking shackled immigrants from our nation’s capital to concentration camps in the South.

Ok. Fair enough. But don't shame the nazis for taking transit.

How nice! The city of Bonn, Germany, is honoring July 4 by decorating a pond to match the Washington DC Reflecting Pool! 🇩🇪🇺🇸

Next thing you know, we'll be dancing the jitterbug.

GASP.

jogo mal terminou e ja estamos assim: