“More brandywine?” ”Oh, you recognize it?” “They were boiling it in Ireland before the snakes left.”

Dumbass Motherfucker Foundation staffers quit and join Stupidass Bitch Foundation

I’ve never felt the need to, but I DO want to apologize for JD Vance being white.

The really stupid thing about this is that if she's boasting about an 11th-great grandfather, she had over 8,000 living ancestors at the time of the Mayflower crossing. It'd be pretty hard *not* to find one who came across that way if you've got a long family history here.

A wine importer I used to work for once disparaged a wine as being "soft, stupid, and easy to understand." And I kinda took it to heart but tonight I'm drinking a Côtes-du-Rhône I bought from @campusfinewines.bsky.social and it's delightful. Soft, stupid, easy to understand...

Senator Wyden from the top rope...

Olivia Nuzzi what have you done

Twenty-five people could end this, right now.

I once showed up to a second interview for a job I was a finalist for, still-drunk hungover, and they hired... a WOMAN!

I was in the top 43% of the riders to the station in my neighborhood. Honestly surprised it was that much since I'm away more than I'm there. My 3rd most-visited station was the airport. 🤣

Oh lordy. Of COURSE it's fucking Olivia Reingold.

NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader. So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.

Chalk up a win for the broken clock.

People who never stopped calling it "National Airport," this is our moment

New Englanders: and?

I thought Chris was going to say it’s because he’s speaking.

Scary that it's only that much of an edge. On one hand we have a generational political talent. On the other, we have an eyeliner-wearing couch fucker. Tossup!

It's called a TALK SHOW. A "video podcast" is a TALK SHOW.

I feel like we should be talking about this more.

I get that porch piracy is a random, impulsive act of thieving in many, if not most, cases. But why the hell did someone have to pilfer my Rancho Gordo shipment?!

Preview of today's press conference about the Brown U shooting:

McDonoughism: left-leaning libertarianism presented with snide pedantry

Naked racism aside, have these people actually *met* their base? Evangelicals and Mormons adopt an awful lot of these kids.

just received an email

I love that my guitar is 17 years old and still smells like a cigar box.

In case you had the luxury of forgetting for a few hours, trump and his minions are fucking sociopaths. Literal, textbook, dictionary definition sociopaths.

I have received a refund check for an accidental overpayment of the second parent+ loan I took out when I was just coming off a stretch of unemployment. I started paying tuition when my ex and I decided to send our kids to private school in 2008. I am now done. Please clap.

Tom uses three of those monitors for arguing with people on Bluesky.

i am so fucking tired of being ruled by illiterates

Look I'm not saying you *have* to spread crushed Calabrian chili on the inside of your bread when you make a grilled cheese, just that you *can* do that.

ICE hired all the criminals.

Every day there are numerous headlines that can and should point prosecutors toward charges in the American Nuremberg Trials. It's just Idi Amin and Pol Pot levels of flaming shit every fucking day.

If fentanyl were a weapon then the United States would have used it…

Bonus: client didn't have to sit through the Lee Greenwood song during the ceremony.

Damn. Chesky busted my bracket already.

I love finding out there have been “months of speculation” about something I have one-hundred percent absolutely not been speculating about in the slightest.

This is extremely important

OHO but the BBC is suing Donald Trump for 600,000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Check MATE!

I'd like to talk about Chicago. It's a good place.

Okay, here's the thing about this stupid, stupid vehicle. It takes the worst qualities of modern 'murican pickups and makes them even worser. A 3.5 ton hunk of metal that can reach 60MPH in under four seconds isn't a passenger vehicle, it's a missile. Good riddance.

Watched GH off and on for about a year when I was in my twenties because my ex had grown up loving it, and yeah, soaps are crap, but this guy had *chops.*

The really unbelievable thing is that they've decided to limit further official comments, which no-one in this administration has done, ever.

I met Kristen when we did Godspell together at the Children's Theater of Charlotte as teenagers. Even then we could all tell she was a special one. We were good friends for a few years but fell out of touch, as used to be the way of things. Happy to see what she's accomplished. This is nice.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

Just asked a colleague a question over Slack. They replied with "Chat-GPT says..." so I just responded, "sure."

iirc a big proponent of this particular viewpoint was assassinated in an act of gun violence earlier this year.

This is basically US city policy for clearing ice and snow from bike and pedestrian infrastructure.

I did some reporting for the Times today. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...