Can we not with the gerontocracy already? JFC.

The thing that bothers me the most about this is that these poor people came here to get away from something that was very, very bad, but arguably better than the way we're treating them.

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, JOHN. (only we all know Dems are too timid to actually do this stuff or they'd have done it under Biden)

Oh I can't wait for this. But which guillotine t-shirt should I wear? I have two...

I get this at my job. And I just want *one* shred of evidence that it's actually improved, well, anything. Haven't seen it.

I wish people would stop referring to Comey, James, etc, as "foes" or "enemies" of the orange beast. They didn't pick fights with him, they were doing their professional duties. Hell, Comey probably got the jackass elected in the first place. Don't feed the troll narrative.

The most accurate graph I have ever come across

This man literally had a better case than the one filed against Tish James. And this man... did NOT have a good case.

I'm no fan of prosecutors, God knows. But that chucklehead really picked the wrong one. Tish James is going to fry his ass.

Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then. GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.

I guaran-damn-tee you it won't inspire the caller to change their party affiliation. Propaganda's a hell of a drug.

Republicans: We have to pay people to have babies because the birth rate is too low. Also Republicans:

I bet she does a mean “Delta Dawn” at karaoke parties.

This is the lesson of 2025

She lives in another state. You wouldn’t know her.

I am begging men to go to therapy instead of running for office

Wow, the "you made Daddy hit you by being bad" energy is just OOZING off of this motherfucker.

Just gonna leave this here for the #MBTPubroll crew.

EDIT: The companies that profit off those most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds.

It goes without saying that if Obama had ordered the Illinois National Guard to invade Texas, Greg Abbott would have ordered all of those soldiers shot on sight.

In fairness they're the last generation that will have had comfortable retirements and therefore the time to devote to this sort of thing.

So many NC people I know were saying he could be for UNC football what Dean Smith was for the basketball program. Except Dean Smith retired when he was seven years younger than Belichick is now because he no longer felt he could give the job the energy it deserved. Just sayin'.

OK HUDDLE UP ON THREE ONE TWO THREE NEWS

Okay, setting aside the fact that this photo is from 1992, it's a terrible argument for deploying the guard. If they'd been good at their jobs the donut shop would not be on fire, guys.

ARBYS: WE HAVE THE MEATS

I see you… You’re out here raising hell and hauling snacks. Counter culture with cargo bike capacity.

I've experienced this firsthand, and it's AWESOME. Many folks from the U.S. marvel at this stuff when they take holidays or business trips in Switzerland. Yet they scoff at the idea of doing something like this at home. It's their loss. It's our loss.

Haters are underestimating the appeal of three hots and a cot for the next twelve months.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

The judge ruled using the legal concept of putatis, or, “ya think?!”

Our promises are worth nothing, now.

This would be hysterically funny if it weren't so pathetic and sad and deadly serious and I can't even make a joke about furry polycule commando brigades

Hmm. With solar energy, the big explosions take place 93 million miles away

One of my Air Force buddies washed out of DLI and wound up in this job, briefly. He was determined to get out ASAP when he realized all his coworkers were bald.

Bike Lanes = Mobility Lanes

You know that $100,000 in lifetime earnings we all gave to billionaires as a result of his terms in office (so far)? We'll give you 1% of that back. Chin up!

But this Onion Article is at least 20 years old. You know, from back when we had autumn.

Hire Andrew!

Damn, dude. 56 next week. 🫠

A little trade secret: Customer experience people take 9-10 as net positive and 1-7 as net negative, so I like to fuck with them and put 8 for everything.

Net promoter survey culture is out of control. How would I rate my most recent blood donation experience?

Such great news! www.cnn.com/2025/10/02/m...

He (?) kinda looks like Murderbot.

"Worth."

Did they tell her which car to ride on to change trains efficiently at Gallery Place? Because I can never remember that one.

My daughter has been riding the subway since she was 5 and she loves it because she isn't a scared loser like McClains daughter

Damn. I wanna get furloughed.

Because he thinks about pedophiles a lot. Their dirty, sweaty minds? What must go on in their deepest, darkest, thoughts? That sorta thing.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important