The straights at work are trying to force me into a footy tipping competition using my vibes based guesses of ‘of the two mascots, what would win in a fight?’

That was a fully incorrect lip sync outcome

Zane Phillips is so insanely hot, far out

One of my dogs did a little awoo on our walk this morning when a fire truck went past and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I’m tired actually

Dishevelled Miami detective realness

Ugh, I have to dress like a professional tomorrow and not just my usual t-shirt and jeans, I hope the *checks closet* one button up shirt I have still fits lol

That was an obscenely one sided lip sync #DragRace

QTP with the pokemon that runs your account

Last episode did the opposite - loved this series so much I’ll probably mainline it again this weekend cos it’s going to be raining lol

Absolute emotional wreck after episode 5 of Heated Rivalry - Shane and Rose 😭 - The beach yearning 🥺 - Ilya being the family bank 😭 - the phone call 😭 - Svetlana saying ‘he’ 🥺 - Shane stoned out of his brains 🥰 - the SKip kiss 😭😭😭 - I’m coming to the cottage 😭😭 Not coping 🫣

Sunday run day

That was a really shit episode of drag race

Despite having an excellent night, had the worst sleep AMA

It’s funny, I’ve spent so much time lonely that finally having a couple of friends - the dopamine is literally like a hit of drugs and I’m getting the ‘heart full’ vibe people always talk about

Ta ta, I’m off to the beauty salon~

Omg episode 3 got me bad and had me sobbing 😭

After initially not vibing with episode 2 of Heated Rivalry, it once again has lodged in my brain and is eating away at me

I love Darlene Mitchell, she’s basically Kenneth from 30 Rock in drag but everything she does makes me laugh

Today’s run got me good but getting faster / fitter (1:45 walk | 1:15 run intervals)

PokeRogue reading me

I’ve only watched one episode of Heated Rivalry and it has already altered my brain (tbd on good or badly) 😅

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: That’s Norway to Treat a Lady

Happy Monday to the PT that took plates off the machine I was on to put on her clients machine 🙃

Trump has gotten his wish at least of being in every history book and never ever being forgotten

The dogs took 30 minutes to walk on kilometre and I am so frustrated I want to cry 🙃

Finding out about PokeRogue has destroyed me 🙃

Prepare for trouble (I bought a dumb new hat)

I had 3 coke zeroes, 2 Vs and a preworkout yesterday. Can I beat that today because I am more tired than I was yesterday now 🙃

ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to

He’s fully going to invade Europe…big thing will be whether the world lets it happen or tries to retaliate

Went to a social club thing today - was really fun, again proving my stupid therapist correct

Good news is my calves have not exploded today. Exciting progress given the last time I tried running 🙃

Taking up running in summer was a stroke of genius

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Belt squats are surprisingly fun, but after the new leg day I am walking like I have rickets

A guy in the change rooms let out an (involuntary?) 😮‍💨 whistle when I was getting changed so I will live off that ego boost for a good month

Thrilled to be back at work 🙃

Making solid progress with my ‘be more social’ New Year’s resolution and it turns out I’ve been missing this 🥺

Vibing with Nini, Darlene, Myki, Kenya and Jane Fully in love with Mia Starr, she seems super nice Love Ciara but I don’t like her lip style (love her drag style though) Vita’s drag package so far is insanely good

Arm day. Slow progress but it all counts 💪

Shortlisted down to 4 unis. Now to just get back to work and into my routine to gauge whether I can mentally handle study 😊

Copper Feel

My therapist called me ‘inspiring’ so I think I’ve 100%’ed mental health guys 💅

Also being spam called by 9 unis now trying to sell me on their courses 😭

Trying to look at uni stuff to start making a move on going back to study, and extremely distracted by everything 😌 Loving developing ADHD as an adult 🙃

2016 vs 2026 Aged like cheap wine 😌