Chris
@ironbars.bsky.social
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Pokémon nerd, average millennial homo
The straights at work are trying to force me into a footy tipping competition using my vibes based guesses of ‘of the two mascots, what would win in a fight?’
about 1 hour ago
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That was a fully incorrect lip sync outcome
1 day ago
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Zane Phillips is so insanely hot, far out
1 day ago
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One of my dogs did a little awoo on our walk this morning when a fire truck went past and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
3 days ago
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I’m tired actually
3 days ago
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Dishevelled Miami detective realness
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5 days ago
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Ugh, I have to dress like a professional tomorrow and not just my usual t-shirt and jeans, I hope the *checks closet* one button up shirt I have still fits lol
6 days ago
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That was an obscenely one sided lip sync
#DragRace
9 days ago
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QTP with the pokemon that runs your account
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9 days ago
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GameBoyHeart
10 days ago
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Last episode did the opposite - loved this series so much I’ll probably mainline it again this weekend cos it’s going to be raining lol
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13 days ago
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Absolute emotional wreck after episode 5 of Heated Rivalry - Shane and Rose 😭 - The beach yearning 🥺 - Ilya being the family bank 😭 - the phone call 😭 - Svetlana saying ‘he’ 🥺 - Shane stoned out of his brains 🥰 - the SKip kiss 😭😭😭 - I’m coming to the cottage 😭😭 Not coping 🫣
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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Sunday run day
15 days ago
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That was a really shit episode of drag race
16 days ago
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Despite having an excellent night, had the worst sleep AMA
17 days ago
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It’s funny, I’ve spent so much time lonely that finally having a couple of friends - the dopamine is literally like a hit of drugs and I’m getting the ‘heart full’ vibe people always talk about
18 days ago
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Ta ta, I’m off to the beauty salon~
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19 days ago
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Omg episode 3 got me bad and had me sobbing 😭
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20 days ago
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After initially not vibing with episode 2 of Heated Rivalry, it once again has lodged in my brain and is eating away at me
20 days ago
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I love Darlene Mitchell, she’s basically Kenneth from 30 Rock in drag but everything she does makes me laugh
23 days ago
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Today’s run got me good but getting faster / fitter (1:45 walk | 1:15 run intervals)
25 days ago
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PokeRogue reading me
25 days ago
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I’ve only watched one episode of Heated Rivalry and it has already altered my brain (tbd on good or badly) 😅
26 days ago
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The Onion
27 days ago
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: That’s Norway to Treat a Lady
loading . . .
That’s Norway to Treat a Lady
https://theonion.com/thats-norway-to-treat-a-lady/
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Happy Monday to the PT that took plates off the machine I was on to put on her clients machine 🙃
28 days ago
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Dreamboat Branny 💖
28 days ago
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Trump has gotten his wish at least of being in every history book and never ever being forgotten
29 days ago
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The dogs took 30 minutes to walk on kilometre and I am so frustrated I want to cry 🙃
29 days ago
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Finding out about PokeRogue has destroyed me 🙃
about 1 month ago
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Prepare for trouble (I bought a dumb new hat)
about 1 month ago
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I had 3 coke zeroes, 2 Vs and a preworkout yesterday. Can I beat that today because I am more tired than I was yesterday now 🙃
about 1 month ago
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leon
about 1 month ago
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
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He’s fully going to invade Europe…big thing will be whether the world lets it happen or tries to retaliate
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about 1 month ago
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Went to a social club thing today - was really fun, again proving my stupid therapist correct
about 1 month ago
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Good news is my calves have not exploded today. Exciting progress given the last time I tried running 🙃
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about 1 month ago
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Taking up running in summer was a stroke of genius
about 1 month ago
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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about 1 month ago
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Belt squats are surprisingly fun, but after the new leg day I am walking like I have rickets
about 1 month ago
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A guy in the change rooms let out an (involuntary?) 😮💨 whistle when I was getting changed so I will live off that ego boost for a good month
about 1 month ago
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Thrilled to be back at work 🙃
about 1 month ago
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Making solid progress with my ‘be more social’ New Year’s resolution and it turns out I’ve been missing this 🥺
about 1 month ago
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Vibing with Nini, Darlene, Myki, Kenya and Jane Fully in love with Mia Starr, she seems super nice Love Ciara but I don’t like her lip style (love her drag style though) Vita’s drag package so far is insanely good
about 1 month ago
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Arm day. Slow progress but it all counts 💪
about 1 month ago
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Shortlisted down to 4 unis. Now to just get back to work and into my routine to gauge whether I can mentally handle study 😊
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about 1 month ago
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Copper Feel
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about 2 months ago
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My therapist called me ‘inspiring’ so I think I’ve 100%’ed mental health guys 💅
about 2 months ago
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Also being spam called by 9 unis now trying to sell me on their courses 😭
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about 2 months ago
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Trying to look at uni stuff to start making a move on going back to study, and extremely distracted by everything 😌 Loving developing ADHD as an adult 🙃
about 2 months ago
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2016 vs 2026 Aged like cheap wine 😌
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about 2 months ago
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