Alright fans, now we liking my draft? (1QB dynasty startup, no rookies) Thanks for a good time as always @news.optimusfantasy.com 🫡

Drafting from the #2 spot. Gotta keep that muscle strong!

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The biggest of Happy Birthday shoutouts to THE @kaceykasem.bsky.social 🥳🎉🎂

Hey friends! Because I will NEVER "stick to sports," don't forget it's #BlackHistoryMonth & now more than Ever we need to amplify it. Tell your friends, teach your kids. Don't let this fascist regime erase history.

Day One of the Senior Bowl is in the books‼️ Make sure you're following @optimusfantasy.com & sub to our YouTube channel so you don't miss any of our coverage this week ⤵️ #TheDraftStartsInMobile youtube.com/@optimusfant...

Dante Moore staying college because of the New York Jets....doesn't realize the New York Jets will be there waiting still for him in 2027.

Here at LFE we like to put in the work to bring you advanced knowledge. I’m very proud of our most recent project and we have some incredible findings: There is full penetration in Netflix Stories’ Love is Blind: NYC game. I got it in with Jayda and she is the absolute baddest.

Slightly diminish a band: Third Eye Farsighted

Is your body prepared for less Bowers targets and more Jonnu jet sweeps!

Make a Bond movie casual Monopussy

I cant even be excited that I found #JCM on waivers, and started him last minute because I’m so humiliated that I left him in a flex spot.

PSA: Both Christmas Chronicles movies are worth a watch. If for no other reason than Kurt Russell’s reformed Snake Pliski, DGAF, gaslighting for the greater good ass Santa character alone.

Anyone else feeling positive Minshew -> Worthy vibes? #FantasyFootball #MinshewMania

#Tua will be starting for the #Browns in 2026, I just know it.

More like farfalling for it.

Amazing stuff here by @ff-battleots.bsky.social! Join me in the “Jay-Z vs. Beyoncé” division! Be sure to sign up today and donate! #BOTS2025

It’s a weird from of anxiety being in the playoffs in 8 leagues, but only having one lineup to set because my other playoff teams got the bye or are best ball teams.

This Seahawks game is fun. Super fun. Yes I started Jefferson and JSN, so this is fun. Fun! fun. #fantasyfootball

NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes: 🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue! It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done. Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.

When we give out superlatives at the end of the season, we need to give one to @lateroundqb.bsky.social for: Most restraint in victory lapping a successful hot take. (Egbuka over Odunze in dynasty this preseason)

Lmaooooo perfect.

The chance that Pickens gets a huge contract, plays well, and then does something off the field (or in the locker room) to make the team regret it is like 1000%.

Have the Vikings considered cutting JJ McCarthy, making him a draft bust... and then signing former draft bust JJ McCarthy to turn into a stud QB?

Heading to playoffs in #SFB15 !! Top ~700 finish not too shabby. Good luck in all your post season endeavors!!

When you drop the week’s top score against the guy who left 3 inactive players in his lineup #fantasyfootball

Inspired by the trade deadline, I decided to make a big time trade of my own. How do we like it? I got the Jefferson side. 12 team SF. I’m in first place and my QB room was Darnold and Tua. #FantasyFootball #Dynasty #Trade

Today is National Writing day I’ve been experimenting with my voice in written form for a little while now. Here are a few of my favorites:

Kojima was always Johnny Movies but he really leaned into it with the MGS2 intro. He got Harry Gregson-Williams to write the score and Kyle Cooper to do the titles (Seven, Spider-Man). So good.

To all my new followers: 1. Thank you! 2. I'm a nerd 3. I split my time between politics and football (trying to be more football lately, but alas) 4. Follow @optimusfantasynews.bsky.social & @optimusfantasy.com, pretty please 😊

Smooth Sailing

Cam Skattebo is the type of guy to scream “last one to the couch is a rotten egg” as he tramples over your furniture, I just know it.

Cam Skattebo is the type of guy to scream “Cannon Ball!” as he jumps into a game of pool volleyball, destroying the net in the process, I just know it.

🚨Gratuitous brag post flying in 🚨 This week I came in 90th in #SFB15 I came in first in #BOTS25 and set a new season high score. I’m now 2nd overall (1.6pts from first). Certified knower of ball over here! Good luck in week 5 everyone! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social @ff-battleots.bsky.social

What I’m wearing to the rapture:

Coming up in a little over 30 minutes!

World-class copeium here: I’m just glad I drafted well enough in my #CMC leagues that this isn’t an issue. Totally not true, but it feels better than raw-dogging it. #FantasyFootball #NFLFantasy

#TeamName Thursday: Never Put Hunter in the Corner #FantasyFootball

It’s great knowing that projections for every league where I’m the underdog, are wrong, and I’m really the favorite. Especially because all the leagues I’m projected to win, on the same platform, are super accurate, and I have on lock. #FantasyFootball #week1

Talk to y'all tomorrow 🫡

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A reminder if in an #SFB15 league on Sleeper, we have to adjust all the waivers tomorrow for the one preseason waiver run. We go league by league and once done we'll post and you can put in bids that will process on Wednesday.

I don’t roster Ricky Pearsall in any of my fantasy leagues and I’m really upset about it

When you read the Sleepers lists, but fail to understand the concept. (1QB, 3WR (Thielen become WR3) 10 teams PPR)

Mock drafts can tell you where reliable pockets of archetypes can be found through out the draft. They do not tell you where specific players will go in YOUR draft. You mock to see how you can build a great team no matter how unpredictable the draft gets. #fantasyfootball #mockdraft

It home league draft day! Serous business, so you know that I’m wearing my #SFB15 gear. Good luck to all those making fake football teams this weekend! fantasycares.org/shop.php

That would make Arron Rodgers the devil, so… yeah, checks out.

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