died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)

“sell your product at a loss, or else” was probably not what the business people were expecting from President Business

Lmao, I, too, go to church just so I can post that I'm righteous on socials 😌😌😌

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"we're ending the department of education, but don't worry, we're still going to collect on your crippling debt"

It’s like we’re living in a fucked up modern day Oregon Trail. Ricky has polio Tommy was shot in school Bandits have run off with your social security Susan has died from an ectopic pregnancy You have died from a preventable disease Nazis have vandalized your grave

It has been 9 whole years since I've met a senior who hasn't gotten bitter with age.

Boomers are so got damn fucking selfish

It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Free Luigi and all the folks in there on weed charges too. ❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day.

‘No way to prevent this’ says only nation where this regularly happens bsky.app/profile/news...

A background dancer in the Super Bowl half-time shows on Sunday caused a disruption when he displayed Palestinian and Sudanese flags.

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

hey ya'll, just... please understand whatever 'democracy' or 'government' you think we had or maybe we had actual tendrils of is gone now. the game has changed and is changing daily. how we respond and act will determine our fate. nothing more. so just stay present, stay informed (within reason) 💗

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

Patting myself on the back for how I raise my son because he is doing a damn good job at helping me out with responsibilities while I feel like absolute poopy doo

Amerikkka really is cooked, huh? PLEASE STOP PROCREATING!!!!!

This lexapro dosage increase is taking my ass tf out, holy shit 😭😭

Call him before Congress, start reading out his SSN and those of everyone in his family, and ask him when he wants it to stop.

DEI is responsible for me forgetting my lunch at home today.

Okay so I introduced kiddo to Griztronics and now he's obsessed 😆💜

Thank you to the twelve Democrats who voted to create our first concentration camp since 1946.

Kiddo just discovered Linkin Park and gets so confused when I'm singing along to every song 😂

Iykyk 🤤

Taurus ☀️, ⬆️, and ♀️, Scorpio🌙 and north node... I am TIREDDD 😭😭

Those Ninja Turtles were cookin uhp some hot pizzas this morning bc alllllll the sewers were steaming

Turns out the Chinese government hasn't been lying, while on the other hand, the US government has never once told a truth. Wild

First thing C told his psychiatrist this meeting is that he has a gf 🤣

Bruh you ain't my dad

Not DJ Khaled got dammit Swerve

My mom: *can't seem to figure out why I keep her at a distance* Also my mom: *criticizes every single thing that I do in life*

Lemme just go fuck myself right quick

Are people genuinely hard on things, or are things just not made to last anymore?

💔🚨 It was a very difficult night but thank God we survived. Please make this day different. We are hungry and the cold is killing us. Donate now for my family 🤍 📎 gofund.me/d5809ee0

Jesus fucking christ I hate being alive

Vikings' latest turnover celebration comes from High School Musical

From White Chicks to Camp Rock lmao, I love the Vikings 😂💛💜

My bf takes me shopping, offers to buy things for me and then says Merry Christmas bc those are my presents 😂 At least I get what I want 😂😂

Just ordered an "As if you could outrun me" bumper magnet. I'm pumped 😎

Yesterday it was revealed that a real estate pricing software company stole $3 billion a year from renters across America. No one involved in that crime will even meet a single cop, much less this.

I went crazy here

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning