Look at THIS! I will never be snotty about machine embroidery again.

Would be funny if they sat Crosby for the !last! !game! with Putinfan, sorry, Ovechkin. "Washing his hair, he said. Soz." Fat chance. #nhl #menshockey

Per Taylor Haase, ALL! these are suddenly/mysteriously injured: Crosby (lower-body), Kindel (upper-body) Malkin (upper-body), Rust (lower-body), Wotherspoon (upper-body), Karlsson (lower-body), Letang (upper-body).Horrendous! Oh no! (Wonder if they just flipped a coin for upper/lower body?)

Britain is home to almost half of the world’s bluebells, found in ancient or semi-natural woodlands, flowering in April and May. 'Bluebell woods' by contemporary UK painter Susan Entwistle #WomensArt

WHOOP!! Massive respect to the people whose hard work made this possible eh.

BEER AND TEA ARE BOTH BEST SERVED AT ROOM TEMPERATURE pass it on

Gorgeous selection of vintage Japanese and nature images and more! Get your birthday presents sorted here!!

🚨 Renters, know your rights! The new rules on rent increases mean increases will be limited to once per year and must be carried out through the correct legal procedure, with at least 2 months’ notice. If you believe an increase in unfair, you have the right to challenge it at a tribunal.

Wandering round in my Flower T-shirt suffused with a deep sense of happiness. Turns out "Sports!" is a helluva drug! #LetsGoPens

This is Lane Hutson in a scrum

to these people I say only:

And there it is, folks. The Pittsburgh Penguins have clinched their first playoff berth since 2022 with a 5-2 win over the New Jersey Devils. If the Flyers lose in regulation to the Red Wings, they also clinch home ice. What a magical season for a damn good hockey team.

#GUINSWIN See you at Lord Stanley’s table.

"MA PAROLE! C'EST FAIT!" Absolute chills. Cooool moment. #Habs #menshockey

Absolutely brutal bout of the undiscloseds ripping through the Canes locker room. Very best wishes for a timely recovery.

Nooo! Boo.

Seravalli is an ABSOLUTE clown. Plus I can't imagine Roy is someone you'd wanna get on the wrong side of! #NHL #menshockey

Much easier to understand why the Jesuits bombed in Japan when you see that the native animist religion is like “wanna heal your illness? Chew a spitball, throw it up on this ceiling painting of a demon, and if it sticks - bazinga!”

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

I don't think I could survive a Masterton nomination, spiritually. "We all thought you were a goner for sure, man. Completely sure you would just lie down and die." Thanks lads,,

Goodnight from Fay Crosby, 20 minutes into being trapped in the tower block’s lift before realising her fellow confinee is a ghost. Goodnight from The Red King pub, where a god awful row has broken out on whether wren song or chiffchaff call is best sign of spring. Goodnight from Hookland.

It's a bit Mary Quant

"Be not afraid."

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Goodnight from Roy Brant, driving his Ford Anglia to the dunes at Cobstone so the static crashing of the sea can drown out the ghosts riding his blood. Goodnight from Beatrice Tailford, putting on coat and cardi before walking the long shadows of Grimwood. Goodnight from Hookland.

Just.... a stake through his skull. Arsenic in his meals. A shove down the stairs. For goodness' sake, just anything at this point.

In 1994, Strathclyde Regional Council - covering nearly half the population of Scotland - carried out a referendum on water . 97% rejected water privatisation in Scotland. Scottish water stayed publicly owned. Now, it's time for a referendum in England. Let's bring water into public hands.

Future Captain Canada right here with the media training! "Anything you want to say to you family?" "Hello!" "Anything else?" "No!" #hockey #PWHL

Spring is in the air

A BIG win: The two-child benefit limit is officially gone. 🎉 A massive 450,000 will be lifted out of of severe hardship by 2027 as a result. This is a huge victory for children, campaigners, and every one of you that urged the Chancellor to act. 💚

But which dwarf is which?

Milestone moments from the @penguinslive radio booth calls for the Bourquey happy dance 🕺

WILD locker room celebrations for 87's 21st PPG season! #LetsGoPens

Absolutely made up for #Habs fans! SUCH a fun team!

🙏🙏🙏💪💪🤣🤣👍👍

Tove Jansson (Finnish, 1914–2001), Moomin and sisters Mymble and Little My paint an #Easter egg #womensart #Moomins

Happy Easter! www.youtube.com/watch?v=WosU...

a visitation!

Happy Easter! Life imitating art. Fresco of dish of eggs from the Praedia of Julia Felix, #Pompeii and an exhibit of eggs that astonishingly survived the AD 79 eruption in Herculaneum. 🥚🥚🥚

Mar-a-Lago Panthers eeeee-liminated! #LetsGoPens

very useful and relevant thread about nothing in particular:

My Malkin? Evgenied. My hat? Tricked.

This is what happens when I pop to the shop for milk:

Imagine fleeing war, torture and persecution and finally being given sanctuary - and then learning it only lasts 30 months. Temporary protection isn't real protection. Tell your MP to sign the motion opposing this cruel and counterproductive change: fightforasylumrights.org/back-edm-2908/

A widespread response to this has been a series of patronising remarks to the effect that this isn’t a big deal. That‘s so much of the pattern here in Germany - a huge needle shift, followed by a load of people telling you “grow up and calm down”.