Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

False advertising, this doesn't look like poo at all

Friends and family: "Do you have plans for 2026?" Me:

Critical Drinker and other YouTube movie review grifters

Alcoholic flat-earther who can't say "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" because that would be an acknowledgement of time zones

Something that doesn't get acknowledged is a reason people's new year's resolutions are hard to keep is because January is a terrible month for New Year's. January is inherently a hibernation month, not a "be active and get your shit together" month. It's the coldest dead of winter, for fuck's sake.

Outlook for the new year ...

Right down to the second when midnight struck in Times Square, a flashing billboard read "THIS CHRISTMAS". They really do start the season earlier every year.

Happy New Year's!

Entering 2026 like

No.

Today is New Year’s Eve.

Why do people get butthurt mad when they hear their neighbors doing fireworks "too early"? Fireworks are awesome. I love the sound of fireworks popping and booming. It's the sound of something fun happening, something that breaks the monotony of an otherwise ordinary evening.

Kiritimati: >name means Christmas >first to celebrate the new year

The expression on Jesus' face when Cecilia Giménez meets him in person

Just noticed something: 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗱 Pines 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗻 Ridley

New Year's Eve countdown to Stranger Things falling flat on its face

in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.

I hope after Stranger Things wraps up, Netflix never has another hit again.

This individual had no right being in a *Muppets* movie.

Google altered the Christmas lights in their logo in tribute to Stranger Things. This is how they were blinking before:

This was prophetic. It is unreal how many socks I ended up getting, it surpassed my expectations. I got a pack of black socks from my aunt, a pair of Good Burger socks from my sister, and a pack of South Park socks from my other sister

Stranger Things' Nancy and Jonathan

God arranged that I would happen to wear the most uncomfortable pair of socks today so that I would appreciate the new socks I'm inevitably going to get later.

No Doctor Who Christmas Day special this year, but the universe compensated with Stranger Things.

Remember what’s important today! (That there’s a Solar Opposites Christmas special about the aliens being sucked into the movie Jingle All The Way that I wrote without having watched Jingle All The Way, but I got pretty damn close to guessing what it was about.) (I did watch the trailer.)

Anyway, political bot accounts aside, here's my PROPER Merry Christmas post, featuring one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time. Stay safe, y'all.

I visited my sister working at WalMart earlier and noted the crowd wasn't as bad as I expected. She informed me that I was merely witnessing the eye of the storm

Merry Christmas, everyone! May your hearts be warm and tender as roast beast.

Bob Rivers' Christmas parodies are currently being used as my soundtrack for wrapping presents

Say what you will about the 2000 adaptation of How the Grinch Who Stole Christmas, but it really fucking tried. People like Ron Howard and especially the late James Horner have done their damndest to bring the costume department, set designs, and the music in this film. Absolutely admirable.

Holy crap, guys! Christmas came a few days early! This fan song is two years old, and the animation just dropped.

Watching the Hallmark Channel

Joyous Noël

Remembering two musical legends!

Realizing this is one step short of this being real

Homeland Security posting a meme taken from the video where he reviews a movie that critiques fascism

A Christmas Carol (1951)

Happy winter solstice, everyone. Things may look bleak right now, but remember the darkest nights are followed by brighter days.

I have the perfect double-feature for your weekend: Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) Misery (1990)

The Shining (1980)

I don't want a lox for Hanukkah There is just one thing I knead 🥯

christmas eve is only a week away!

Friends, I'm going to watch The Princess Bride for the first time tonight. Tell me something out of context that will only make sense after I've seen the movie and I will report back!

Holiday movie where a mathematician puts a magic ornament on their Christmas tree and gets trapped in a time loop. "This doesn't make sense, trees definitionally can't have loops."

Except women, apparently

A Lord of the Rings tribute band called Led Zeppelin. ...Oh wait. 😉