Time Change xkcd.com/3272/

Oh my God, it's already happening

They're trying to make Daylight Savings Time permanent to protect us from vampires, but the government won't just come out and say that vampires are real.

I guess we're going to have to make this mistake every 50 years because Americans would rather change time itself than our work culture.

Me finally watching Backrooms

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

A low key great thing about 2026 is everybody over the summer deciding Young Sheldon was a goldmine for memes and shitposts

Julyday the 13th

Obsession (2026)

This joke gets better every year. (2022)

I don’t want to be dramatic but I think we might be in a real bad place as a country

Graham Platner really should've ran for president as a Republican.

In remembrance of Bonnie Tyler.

This song has a special place in my heart. It was playing over the event speakers the first and only time I've ever witnessed a total solar eclipse. I like to put it on every lunar eclipse, and it'll be bittersweet to play it again next month. Here's to you, Bonnie. We'll be holding on forever.

Once a week on this app I see someone post a meme that says "Read Banned Books!" and it lists the most scandalous books of the 1950s that by this point are just outright assigned reading in English classes. Ooooh, don't let Trump find out you're reading Catcher in the Rye, you freethinking renegade!

You know what? I hope it wins.

Star Trek Forever

Is it too late to actually create a Burkean-Posadist fusion movement

happy holiday to you and yours

This was the one Nolan movie where I was sitting confused the entire time, but that's only because I kept forgetting which actor was playing whom

It was a fuck up with enormous, national consequences. Not only did the Democratic Party declare itself Nazi-agnostic, but it may *actually* end up losing us the Senate, the very thing supporters insisted any criticism of Platner would do. This is a major league fuck up, and was 100% avoidable.

The self-hating Americans on this platform is the entire extent of the American public that cares even the slightest about soccer.

😦 scowl + 🤮 vomiting + 👋 waving-hand =

This guy literally has atomic in his name and he ignores nuclear energy in favor of a bunch of metal pinwheels covering the surface of the globe.

Homer seeing Christopher Nolan adapt The Odyssey without his express permission

There was a strange and fleeting moment in history starting in the early 70s and ending around the mid 80s where aardvarks were everywhere in animation/kids media.

Nickelodeon hires Quinton Reviews to fill up the entire afternoon schedule talking about their other shows

No kidding.

The demon on one shoulder and the angel on the other fighting out my next move

Good morning, gang

Happy Aphelion, the farthest point away from the sun. 94.5 million miles. Which, incidentally, I used to listen to 3 Doors Down songs on the local station K94.5

Chris and Jack: Sci-fi always lowballs dates for future events Doctor Who: The universe will die in billions of years

Me and my sis in 1976, the bicentennial celebration. My hat is straw with red, white & blue tulle. Our mom made most of our "fancy" outfits. 😍 Happy 4th of July America, hang in there ❤️🤍💙 I'm off to see the tall ships sail the Hudson #ECK #America250 #WeekZForZany #AlphabetChallenge

Man, this Ken Burns documentary was not what everyone said it was

Reduced to watching tv with our antenna since the internet is out today. But that’s okay, because the Twilight Zone marathon is on.

GLITCH forces Gooseworx to make a second season of Digital Circus and it plays out exactly like the Wacky Delly episode of Rocko's Modern Life

The fuck?

I watched the Nostalgia Critic this morning and then a minute later I was hit with the most forceful diarrhea of my life. The conclusion is that Doug Walker's voice is the brown note.

Every religion has a food rule that sounds like somebody got diarrhea once and made it everyone’s problem.

Celebrating July 4th by sitting in front of the air conditioner and enjoying the frigidity of rugged individualism.

Spock, tell me how much cheese should I have tonight....

Baffling how Christopher Nolan can make a blockbuster out of a biopic about a theoretical physicist, yet when adapting an ancient Greek epic it looks like the most bland thing.

This week's Rick and Morty episode: