If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

Meanwhile, in countries that aren’t proto-dictatorships, there are still consequences for corruption: #corruption #sarkozy www.bbc.com/news/article...

Ordered a Smiths T shirt, got a Stone Roses one sent instead so wore that for a night on the piss. Met a woman and she raved about Ian Brown all night. We've been married for 25 years now; I think Stone Roses are shite and have never told the wife.

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Pet peeve: when I call to use your interpretation service, and you ask for the client #, please don’t go “mhmm” after each digit, because then you miss it, and have to ask me again, thus making the already tedious process take 5x longer than necessary.

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

First Colbert, now Kimmel, and Trump says Fallon and Meyers are next. We now join the ranks of Russia, Nazi Germany, and North Korea—places that persecute comedians and media personalities for dissent. We won't back down. Make a contribution and join us: https://action.lincolnproject.us/donate

🧵/1 Before ascending to chair, Carr also called for loosening rules that limit the number of radio and TV stations a company can own in a single market. #kimmel #carr #nexstar #trump #1stAmendment

These guys are now considered part of a "major terrorist organization"

If you’re going to cancel Kimmel for saying the shooter was MAGA, you should also cancel everyone who said the shooter was some kind of liberal activist. Politicization of a murder works both ways.

Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions

this doesn't look like a normal distribution

Pam Bondi deleted a government study showing that right-wingers commit more terrorism. The right cannot think coherently so instead of making their own studies, they censor legitimate ones. But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...

Mrs Wife and I are debating which songs we’d play for a kid who’s never heard of David Bowie. So, over to you - what are your top three picks, and which track would you play first? #bowie

Spain has imposed 9 sanctions on Israel for committing mass murder and starving people: "There is a difference between defending your country and bombing hospitals or starving innocent children. This is not self-defence. It is the extermination of a defenceless people."

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Kirk offering to raise money to bail Pelosi's attacker was not part of "the larger project". The point of committing to non-violence is not that there are no despicable villains, but that even the most deplorable deserve due process and not violence. Condemn the violence; skip the gaslighting.

This. This is always their game plan. Narcissists gladly sacrifice their team.

This explains it better than I can

An important detail of today's shooting is that Utah is one of only two states in the country that allow campus carry. I hope that this decision is revisited.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

This quote from an article about Recep Erdoğan: Members of the judiciary, prosecutors and judges themselves are "all the time looking up for instructions from above" www.bbc.com/news/article... Posting this apropos of nothing America. #trump #USA #MAGA #dictator #Authoritarian #Judiciary #Judge

After the Venezuelan boat incident, I’m imagine Trump is thinking “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and extrajudicially assassinate somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, or get arrested. It’s like, incredible that there are no consequences!” #Venezuela #trump #WarDepartment

I made up a joke. What do you call a vampire without a map? #joke #vampire

Any Senators here? I’m a biomedical scientist with immunology, cancer, infectious disease expertise. RFK Jr lied to you in his confirmation hearings. Repeatedly. Provably. He’s lied to EVERYONE for 30+ years. Repeatedly. Provably. He WILL lie today. Repeatedly. Provably. 1/

. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .

🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Did I mention ICE arresting firefighters who were LITERALLY fighting a massive fire at the time of their arrest? 🔥 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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Unarguable.

The Epstein files better be in John Bolton‘s home.

Rich Democrat’s need to be stepping in with assistance here. I’m looking at you - politicians, media, movie and TV personalities. #dc #homeless www.bbc.com/news/article...

Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.

They get to endure what we’ve had to for ten years.

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“In a social media post on Sunday, Donald Trump has demanded homeless residents of Washington DC leave the country’s capital or face eviction…” Evicting the homeless? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“I love to pay my taxes” Worth a watch if you’re in the USA. www.bbc.com/reel/video/p...

I hope South Park does an episode about how MAGA hates South Park doing episodes about them.

Note to Kristi Noem: It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.

Superman joins the Gestapo. Nice one America. #ice www.bbc.com/news/article...

Colbert and South Park are doing so much good. I don’t understand why entire networks aren’t falling over themselves to be the one most actively against the Tyranny of power thirsty imbeciles. Instead of folding to lawsuits for drops of blood money, they could be raking in money and fighting back.

“One of the biggest standouts that I think that any company could take away is, if your CEO, was also filling the role of safety officer, and lead engineer at the end, it's just too many," he said. "It's a consolidation of power that leads to no checks and balances." www.bbc.com/news/article...