I really do not enjoy Coldplay, but I understand that other folk do like musac, and I am not at all offended by Nickleback, but Toto can get in the fucking sea.

In the early eighties my cat brought home an entirely sealed and airtight bag of frozen sausages and I still think about that.

Saved astronauts sponsored by Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.

The DOGE logo being based on the Arbeitsfront logo cannot be an accident, surely? 14-tooth cog logos are not common, after all.

Dickling.

Coco pops do not count as chocolate for Lent purposes.

Do Americans have hot cross buns?

C'mon man. That's goatse

Now, I am not so naive as to think that a ha’penny is a reasonable price for a hot cross bun in 2025, but one a penny does not seem too much to ask for.

Explaining what a bear is to the current Mrs Manley, and I used @drewbear84.bsky.social as my example.

I am making the switch back to Firefox. Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome? It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.

Dolly Parton deserves all your love.

"Why don't you wear a suit? You are the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit."

I went to a patient who had been drinking wine and injecting French cheese into the middle of his leg. He was inebriated.

As a public sector worker, I am travelling in standard class like some sort of plebeian. It is distressing.

Wait, is Musk really just three kids in a trench coat?

I am going to start using 'booty call' instead of 'butt dial'.

Batman is just 'to catch a predator' but for nerds.

Anyone know if I can 'undelete' a planned route on @hiiker.bsky.social ? I have messed up!

Well now, this is more than mildly ominous. www.theguardian.com/technology/2... How did ‘Don’t Be Evil’ become a controversial idea?

I am fairly sure that Ronan Keating is Clint Eastwood now.

The first time you can pick something up that your father cannot feels great for about 30 seconds.

The safest European country for trans people these days is Spain. The Spanish state guarantees each refugee free legal assistance and an interpreter for the duration of their asylum application. If you're a USA trans refugee headed this way, your European friends WILL do our best to support you.

At any given moment, I could really do with a burrito.

Happens to the best of us Keir pal

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A friend of mine took this photo yesterday

Is there a way to see when a film ends at a Vue cinema? I can only find future shows, not what is playing right bless.

Still mesmerised by this photo someone posted online today.

So, Squid Games 2. Is it really any good or is it just going to spoil the first series for me?

The US department of state, on a .gov domain, appears to be the top result for a search for [porn] on Google and Google video.

My youngest child believes that Superman would beat He-Man in a fight, and I am trying to work out whether it is still worth disowning them when they are already grown up?

I am trying to understand triple-cooked roast potatoes. Every recipe I can find involves cooking the potatoes twice. Why are folk indulging in this hideous lie?

I just watched ‘Tag’, and nothing about it was good. The premise was awful, the acting sucked, the writing was abysmal and I bloody loved it.

One Heartland's Willow River camp, founded to help kids affected by HIV/AIDS, is set to close. And this is fantastic news. www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

I just ate a battered mince pie, if that helps at all?

If, whether it be through trauma or diabetes, I ever lose my legs, and come to rely on prosthetics, I am going to be at least 2” taller.

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It is not about the bathrooms, just as it was never about the water fountains.

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2024 is Trump’s fourth appearance as Times Person Of The Year, having also featured in 1966, 2006, and 2016.

I came here to post a hilarious bleat, then I could not remember what it was, and I just realised it was actually that I needed to fill out a timesheet.

I am choosing to refer to BlueSky tweets as ‘bleats’ until someone comes up with something better.

Spider of the Evening, Oil on Canvas, Salvador Dali, 1940. But I only see Trump.

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2024 is Trump’s fourth appearance as Times Person Of The Year, having also featured in 1966, 2006, and 2016.

Tucked into the Cass Report, deep in the appendices, you'll find that they reviewed thousands of patient records and found no one who'd been harmed by puberty blockers and fewer than 10 detransitions.

It’s even worse knowing that Wes actually met trans kids, listened to them cry about how awful it would be to go through the wrong puberty, how this is a lifesaving treatment, and is fucking doing this anyway It’s even more heartless than shutting them out of conversations

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