Own it

*Coach Eck puts his kiddo in a safe place and then gives the signal* THE LOBOS GO ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WITH THE HATCH CHILE ROASTER TROPHY

Whether its intentional or not making Americans less safe and less prepared is part of the "you voted for this" package you also got when you decided "MASS DEPORTATION NOW" was sexy.

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

It’s why I always say as dysfunctional as the Democratic Party is, it’s a miracle it works this well when: 1.) Kamala got the vote of everyone, however begrudgingly, who has a political ideology which should be legal from Bill Kristol to HentaiHoxha69 2.) It wasn’t enough for a plurality

Would you all be mad at me if I said the dead silence about Bernie being like "yes, Mister Trump, you should get to directly control more of the economy" is rather telling about the social dynamics on this website?

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

One that didn't end up being homogenous in the end at all, given that all the Mizrahi Jews were pogromed out of the middle east but it's weird how they always leave that part out

Fact check: Government Test says otherwise

the academy: sports are a culturally-insignificant object unworthy of study the literal pope:

The American people voted to let daddy hit mommy so they could have candy for breakfast despite him going a little silly in the head. They figured mommy could clean up whatever mess daddy made. Now mommy’s brains are splattered against the wall and daddy pissed in their candy bowl.

Holy shit can you imagine the public crash out if he actually gets ejected from Tesla. Please God. You've given us so little lately.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

These photos are quickly achieving iconic status. They’re inspiring everything from posters to Ottoman miniatures:

going to be very explicit on this: I think the IL-9 primary is going to become one of the nastiest, most racist elections in memory, both against Jews and against Palestinians, and I think that this will likely happen no matter how hard the candidates try to push back against it

I haven't been able to bring myself to read much of the Times or Post since the election. The framing of these stories illustrates why. Headlines this bad just shut me down as a potential reader.

just taking tonight to really appreciate all these years of journalistic tut-tut-tutting about how over-the-top it was for anyone to focus on trump's affinity for russia and putin.

this is why “dems simply need to message better!!!!” doesn’t strike me as useful advice

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

If I wrote this, you all would say I was taking the bit too far, wouldn't you?

My Therapist: British Gus Johnson isn't real, he can't hurt you British Gus Johnson:

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

Now do the ATHF football game

A Statement from the Sickos Committee Commissioner.