Got an Oura Ring and am proud to report that last night, thanks to a sick child, my sleep score was D-. Cool, good to know.

Never thought in my life I’d live to say the words “my uncle has been excommunicated by the Chicago Pope” and yet

Western mountains might be taller but eastern mountains are haunted.

Let him cook

SSPex-Bishops more like amirite??

This remains one of the most important political litmus tests of our age

Chilling graphic

Terrific thread, scroll it all

You don’t trust Pete Buttigieg because you think he’s a fake gay. I don’t trust Pete Buttigieg because he was a McKinsey stooge. We are not the same.

When I lived in Minneapolis, the worst part of the local food scene was that every fucking bar had a house ketchup. This has been one of my biggest aces to grind for like 13 years. Enough already!

Why is Instagram trying to get me to buy a laundromat

helpful coverage from @elpais.com english.elpais.com/usa/2025-08-...

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

"Broom the soup." A lot of centrists are freaking out right now, and people are both reading too much and too little into the DSA victories, but a metaphor from my career may be helpful here. 1/?

Enchirito is back at Taco Bell and I am so stoked.

My wife is out of town visiting a friend from graduate school so I’ve sent our oldest to his grandmother’s house for the week and it’s just me and our daughter holding it down with the dog at home. This means I’m getting to answer some important questions:

The fuck he does

Narcissists always lose to reflecting pools.

Tonight I posted a comment that North America gets more and more intense tornadoes than other parts of the world and got accused of settler colonialism. This site is great. (It’s not, the people here are pathological)

This sucks bad

lol the Chicago Pope is going to excommunicate my Aunt and Uncle

Finally checking out the new Mindy Kaling show Not Suitable For Work and two immediate reactions 3 episodes in: it’s not Not Safe For Work and; are any of these characters supposedly to be remotely likable?

Congratulations to the Knickerbockers of New York

Just saw that someone earnestly posted “all life is a net negative” earlier today and yeah, that’s enough BlueSky

We may see degrees of the wheels coming off the wagon unlike has ever been seen

Legend of Vox Machina is back baby and season 4 premiere is a banger!

I hope it happens during Pride Month

“The florsheims fit fine” is my new “The emperor has clothes”

You ever just want to kiss a man?

Whelp. So that was The Boys then. Pretty uneven finale (and final season) and probably the nicest thing I can say about it is that it wasn’t as bad as GoT’s. Nevertheless I’m still really grateful on balance that show got made.

Some of the best weed in the country is grown in the hollers of Nelson County, VA and no amount of nonsense from the Governor will ever change that fact.

Had to hire a CPA today. My 6 year old has a surprisingly complicated tax situation.

God, Elementary is so much better than Sherlock.

I’m not sure if this is a controversial opinion but the American Foursquare is a legendary housing style. Huge W for American home design. Love a good prairie box.

My “Bari Weiss is not being sidelined from CBS News and 60 Minutes” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

In a crowded field of scene chewing talent that is the Boys, Jensen Ackles has really put together one of the standout performances of the series. Dude can act.

They Probably Are Giants

“Marco Rubio is building momentum online” no he’s not. That isn’t true.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Wait WAIT How has no one already done this? There's a fanfic of The Lottery in the form of a Chotiner interview, you've seen that, right? archiveofourown.org/works/733964...

you can hardly regard any creatures of the deep with the same feelings that you do those of the shore

Preach

This is a Councillor Jarnathan appreciation post

Unfortunately gotta keep a clean 2-3 feet between the Yard and House so the Owls can do their Dark work. I love a mouse but they fill the walls of Inside with poo.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

@wyden.senate.gov would you be willing to commit to prosecuting Elon Musk for crimes against humanity because of what he did to USAID when Dems regain control of our Republic?

I am a regular guy. I can do that transaction. I am a regular guy. I know who I am.