I will never ever ever get tired of saying “the Chicago Pope”

My energy today is very “Hayley Williams sings All I Wanted is You at Bonnaroo 2023” coded.

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Somehow, Bluesky has made me take sides with Taylor Lorenz. Dark day, indeed.

Oh sure, when I run onto the Olympic track wearing nothing but a collar it’s “horrifying” and “a desecration of the spirit of the games,” but when Nazgûl does it, he’s the “bestest boi” and everyone’s like “lol wolfie uwu”.

7:36 am and work already got me listening to Meshuggah.

Was Bannon thinking Epstein would sign on because he resented the competition?

Fuck man Arcane js really good

Beautiful thread end to end

Wonderman is, so far, extremely good???

Cooperative Baldur’s Gate 3 with @etvpod.bsky.social is turning out to be one of the greatest video gaming experiences of my life. A really exceptional, thoroughly realized vision of DnD as a video game that lends itself to cooperative, creative problem solving.

Nearly every main character on the show Suits is an emotionally abusive asshole with exceedingly poor emotional regulation. What a tremendously unlikable cast of characters. How did the show run for as many seasons as it did?

Old and tired: I’m an unsuccessful academic. New hotness: I refuse to compromise my principles by pandering to wealthy pedos.

Just got the “you have two hands for a reason” achievement in Baldur’s Gate 3 for petting both a dog and an owlbear cub at the same time.

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Ilhan was gonna throw hands

Do we get to lib out a little as a treat today?

Mashallah to Imam Stancil and the Minneapolis Intifada

Whomst amongst us etc

Rachel Zane is one of the most annoying characters in television history

The most normie NPR listening Twin City suburbanites rn

Bill Kristol redemption arc update

This Minnesota engagement is turning into a real district 11 moment for the Trump administration.

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

I lived in Minneapolis for five years and it’s one of the best places I’ve lived in my life. It’s a well managed city full of cringingly earnest normies who are committed to celebrating a diversity that defines one of the most vibrant food scenes in this country. My heart breaks daily.

I see these children being detained by ice and all I can think of is that line from The Road: “He knew only that his child was his warrant. He said: If he is not the word of God God never spoke.” The depths of violence I am capable of to protect them is limitless. This is tending badly.

An overhead view of protesters gathering at the scene of the shooting. Live coverage: www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi... 📽️ Aaron Lavinsky/The Minnesota Star Tribune

I’ve pretty unapologetically been a Will Stancil fan for a long time, but I think worth reiterating that it’s a good thing that folks like him are a big part of the on the ground organizing for this moment.

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Yes

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

With every passing year Taibbi finds a new way to humiliate me for ever thinking he was smart.

Line that 42% up, I’d like to talk.

I was the vault and ATM teller for a pretty busy bank branch so I regularly had $400k+ under my sole control.

A television show has never been dumber than season 2 of Landman lol. This is setting a new bar for “most Taylor Sheridan show (derogatory)” status. (vs. Lioness, which is the most Taylor Sheridan Show (laudatory)” show imaginable)

I used to live 6 blocks from this intersection. seeing this immune reaction from the proud, stout-hearted folk of Minneapolis, even in the face of cowardly state violence, is one of the more inspiring thing I’ve ever seen.

Sitting in my car waiting for the neighbor to go inside before I get out because I just drove by her windows down fully blasting and yelling along to Gogol Bordello.

This Machine Bothers Fascists

Hell yeah brother

"erm we can't get a conviction." fucking arrest the guy. perp walk him as a spectacle to make sure his name and face are broadcast around the world. make them fight his way out of jail. be so loud and obnoxious about it that it plants that seed of doubt in every ICE agent's head

State governments have to charge ICE officers, because if they get used to killing with impunity, what happens next is going to be actual violent retaliation by random members of the public. DO NOT DO THIS, dear reader, but someone else most certainly will, absent decisive state govt action.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement: robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...

“Prosecute ICE” is now officially the accommodationist moderate position. Adjust your windows accordingly.

ICE lies already falling apart

What?

I am the sucker who is going to play full price to see a properly powered Cyclops on-screen.

Checking out the teasers for the new Starfleet Academy show and I am not optimistic.