I am so totally normal and can have a calm conversation about a stressful situation without having a major adrenaline spike that makes me shake and almost pass out (lying)

the venn diagram of monster fucker and furry overlaps almost entirely on werewolves. this is known.

"did you cum?" my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax? but no

I ate such extremely normal things today (sandwich) and yet my tummy is soooooo mad at me. whyyyyy

The QTs on this are a good read

flopping across my couch like a cat to absorb the perfect fleeting morning sunray, the light filtering through my eyelids in a wash of hazy orange and yellow

most perfect rainbow baby

my eyes are not working today and it's stressing me out when I need to be able to read computer all day

waaaaah too excited for the new route release in Ikemen Villains since it's for the character I've been waiting for since the game came out. aaaaahhhhh~~~

i want the dunkin coffee bucket

eating an ungodly amount of aglio e olio to make working on a Sunday feel better (honestly should have added even more garlic and red pepper flakes, but I'll live)

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

god forbid a cute, innocent, sweet girl also be a deranged, pervert

vegan coffee milkshake as a Sunday morning treat yippee

hoping to distract the sad Canadians with this one

laughing my head off at a "sustainable" fashion brand who uses AI to design everything ??? okay yeah, sure, that makes total sense 🙄

saturday gaming fit: - fuzzy socks - no pants - zip up hoodie for ideal temperature regulation i am locked in

my window shopping skills are not just limited to homes I wish I could afford to rent, but food on delivery apps I add to my cart, decide is too much and abandon, only to wonder why I'm still hungry an hour later (repeat forever)

not to be uncouth but i really like sucking dick

everyone goes "oohh I just really would love to live somewhere without snow." I'm over here on year 7 without it and I miss it so much. I miss walking down the street at night, so silent and muffled except for the crunch of snow under my boots! I miss the freezing bite of cold air filling my lungs!

Had to lie in bed without moving for 3 hours just to feel like a functioning human again and now I have 60 emails at 4:30pm on a Friday to catch up on

I’m sorry for acting weird earlier, I’m just weird

migraine day because I slept with my neck at a slightly off angle

how could this happen to me? to my very old headset that I've been actively looking to replace since the sound has been messed up for years, but everything is ugly and expensive or has bad sound/mic quality :(

oh no my [undiagnosed something] is acting up and my attention is shot today. I have work to be doing and instead I am halfway to putting another hook in my ceiling to hang a potted plant out of Mia's reach

sometimes I do feel like a robot because a captcha will ask "select all cars" and I have to decide if trucks and vans count and I can actively feel my brain's processing spike. instructions unclear.

I do, in fact, need a nice hug from a large werewolf.

why am I still working at 6:30pm when it was not even a busy day? great question! any day my boss drives to the office, it takes 2 hours out of her work time, so I just also get to hang around at my desk for the time she needs to make up! no, I do not get paid overtime smile

GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX —SEASON 1 🩶 Coming to the Criterion Channel in March!

there should be a program where I get money to be not stressed about money... and get hotter while we're at it

new audio dropped right when I needed it (before bed so I can fill my head with dirty thoughts that'll hopefully seep into my dreams)

hmmmm it's 3pm and the painter has not showed up to cut the hole in my front closet that they forgot to finish in November and it's supposed to take "a couple hours" so I'm guessing he's not coming today?

pączki day once again and my midwestern heart is craving what I can't have

how DARE they release the cutest little figure of my favorite character like this aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. my cocogoat ;-; a.co/d/0fvgCs8P

The domain of Arnheim, 1962 #renemagritte #belgianart

it's nice when my body decides that products i've used for years will now cause adverse reactions! today was the sensitive skin face wash i use every time i shower c:

girl who doesnt have enough information but is attempting to connect dots anyway

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️ Especially to the Monster Lovers out there Prints and mini prints available #art

People are replying to posts when they should be reporting to their posts for sentry duty

my darling best friend surprised me by showing up with flowers (and attempted to bring me sweet treats from our favorite place but they were sold out). i hate most surprises but i love her so it was exceptionally sweet ;-;

went to lie down again after I got up which was a horrible mistake since I need to "get up" and "do work" at my "job." UGH

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

exploding eyeball feeling kinda morning

got a new obsession and it's flossing my teeth every day like some dental hygiene freak

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream we could get coffee after

bsky finally has drafts. unfortunately, it's too late. I will never have a good thought that could be slightly better if I gave it some time and a couple of tweaks again.

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import