need more body doubling via phone call so I can actually get tasks done. washing dishes, tidying my room, murdering my enemies and destroying the evidence, etc. and so forth

making it a life goal to attend a fancy masquerade ball (and maybe even get [redacted] by some mysterious strangers)

Sorry you're gonna have to repeat that a beautiful woman was in my line of sight for 2 seconds 45 minutes ago and I'm still thinking about her

I love my bestie but she also exclusively posts the most hideous photos of me without asking (but will hold a massive grudge when anyone does the same thing to her). and I'm over here struggling to love myself more just biting my damn tongue 😮‍💨

today's not friday?;?

a remarkable thing about super glue is the way it can never have been taken out of the packaging, yet when you open it for the first time, it'll still be entirely dried up, making you an absolute fool

happy to have zeroed in on some lip colors I really love last year and continued my obsession with clear gloss. but wearing them is not easy when I absentmindedly touch my face, my eyes and mouth especially, constantly

took a bunch of pics in the dark in front of my christmas tree last night. happy new year 🍾

I could eat tofu salad rolls with peanut sauce every single day forever, I think

every time I see nye I think new york eity

Who wants to kiss under sloppy bob's pierogi

if anyone has a book rec they're dying to make (that is free on there because I do not have money to be spending) let me know!

have another 3 month kindle unlimited free trial, so I am once again speeding through as many books as possible for Maximum Enjoyment

im an inch tall and im swimming around in and inkpot and walking around your house leaving my tiny little footprints everywhere

somehow must be turning off one of my alarms in my sleep because I'm not even seeing the "you missed an alarm" notification waiting when I get up. I'm just waking up because pyper gets impatient for breakfast and starts yelling

I've been taking such hot pics lately and I'm dying to have delightful, desperate, devastating mutual desire with someone so I can actually send them somewhere 😮‍💨

yes, I did twist my ankle on uneven concrete covered by a rubber mat at the bar and crumple to the ground in a dramatically graceful way. but the birthday girl did the same thing right after so at least I wasn't alone.

anybody want to fund a trip to nyc for me in 3 weeks so I can go to the love and deepspace 2nd anniversary offline event that was just announced?? ;-;

sleeby time. wish for no work tomorrow for me please

taking out my contacts and bringing my phone 5 inches from my face so I can read anything clearly... :)

the hot bartender had a chainsaw man shirt on so you KNOW I had to be like "have you seen the Reze Arc movie? no? omg, it's so good, it's perfect as a movie. have you read the manga? okay so you know what's up! it's absolutely devastating!!!"

happy christmas! got invited to go to a goth club by a very hot vampire lady at the bar, but I am such a sleepy gal, so I am unfortunately going to bed instead 😮‍💨

the biggest scam of music streaming services is when you don't pay them some extra monthly fees and they go "yeah you actually don't get to listen to what you want. here's a random playlist we decided has the essence of the specific thing you chose, without ever actually playing what you want!"

crying thinking about the velveteen rabbit, merry christmas !

Tip for getting through the cold winter months: front-load your warmth to get you through the rest of the day. Heating yourself to 576°F for just one hour at the start of the day will give you the equivalent warmth of 72° per hour for the next 8 hours— plenty enough to get through most workdays

me, lazy theory crafting about Caleb's next myth when I know damn well I haven't finished the current ones and don't have enough of his lore in my brain to come up with meaningful ideas. BUT THE FREE FOUR STAR THEY PREVIEWED IS GIVING ME SO MANY THOUGHTS!!!;

my bestie invited me over to eat tamales last minute which means I was forced to shower away my depression grime, yahoo! but now I am naked and cozy in bed and will wait til I get the phone call that they're on the way to pick me up before I put clothes on again

I hate men for ruining the search results for "pee shivers" because it's all about them shivering post-piss, while my shivering is purely from holding in the piss. we are not the same. (and I really want an explanation 👿)

who wants to make new year's eve plans with me with the caveat: we must kiss a little or i'll perish and it will be your fault. also i will wear my sluttiest dress even if the plans end up me being home alone as usual so actually it'll be fine either way

if a writer ever includes "a single tear spilled down their cheek" or something close in their book, I am immediately emotionally checked out. I can stand a lot of cliches, but not that one, for whatever reason

The first short film from "The Dying World" anthology is now online. A stop-motion project by artist/actress/model Lauren Tsai ("Legion", "Terrace House"). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=27X9...

been playing Homicipher over the weekend and I really love getting back into visual novels/ADVs a bit. it has such a unique horror, language decoding puzzle concept, and my goal is to get all the endings without looking anything up. have 27 out of 37 rn, so we'll see how I do

if you had asked me about reposting on ig, I would have sworn up and down that I'd never done it and never would, but apparently I reposted some random reel I'd watched at some point and had no idea 😬 I see some truly heinous things on there and only my likes snitch. luckily that one was normal lmao

not to brag but I did ace the sample questions from Korea's "too difficult" English university entrance exam. which like, thank god I've still got my reading comprehension going for me. I needed a win.

forgot how to post because I have an accumulated sleep debt of approximately 1,000 years that will likely never be repaid and I have a migraine from trying

for those of you concerned (1 person) I did not die eating the seemingly insurmountable quinoa, but it was close.

i have learned that 1 cup of uncooked quinoa makes way too much cooked quinoa for little ol' me, but i am powering through

'tis the season to bring this one back again 🎄☃️

peppermint mocha Monday* *it's Thursday, thank goodness. but the alliteration must stand

Counting down until I can put in another bath scene... I will ALWAYS prioritize fanservice #sparks

had a bout of sleep paralysis accompanied by some out of the norm auditory hallucinations the other night that involved the following sounds: - half full trash bag falling to from a medium height object - textured hard plastic clacking against a smooth hard plastic container - baby crying (AWFUL)

I know I don't have "spills every beverage" in my bio on this particular website, but trust it is still accurate. I'm even finding innovative ways to fail at drinking liquids such as: having water in my mouth and then somehow pulling down my bottom lip with my hand, making it all pour out

reallyyyy sick of sleeping through my second alarm because my neighbor is keeping me up all night with her endless noise

someone's gonna read this and be silently upset I called a load of raw garlic "spicy" instead of "pungent" there, I've acknowledged it. now you can't be mad.

love to make hummus and put 6 fat cloves of garlic in it so it's exceptionally spicy and delicious but will make me reek of garlic for 1 million years :3c

played a party game that was an "everyone make up a plausible lie to a trivia question while one person tells the truth and the guesser needs to pick right" game and on my guessing round I closed my eyes for two seconds to think and then rapid fire knocked out everyone who was wrong to win

last night someone asked how much of the cake we were eating could be sprinkles for it to still be considered cake so I googled it and jokingly said "well the AI overview says it can be almost entirely sprinkles so we're good" but I fear too many people did not know me enough to detect my sarcasm

love getting into some fanciful speculative gossip about people you don't know like a devious little rascal. "it's just funny how..." this, and "so did you notice" that. heh heh heh heh