hmmm, is it normal to feel like every passing thought slips out of your fingers and none of them are thought by the same person and all of your activities are separated into different selves and if they were to coalesce into one being again they'd instantly collapse and cease existing, or nah?

nice sword #teratophilia

Possom is ten years old and a HUGE lovebug, a staff favorite, and a bargain at $25 at the PDX Humane Society

uh oh, guess who's having an intense panicky spiral???

bent my nail back worse than I ever have in my life last night while I was trying to sleep, and I did not access the damage until this morning even though I felt it bleeding.

my bad neighbor is once again inconveniencing delivery people (ordering things and telling them to bring them upstairs through a locked door while she doesn't answer the phone) and then dude's waving at me through my front window and has the audacity to tell me to close my blinds when I'm annoyed??

talked a big talk like I'd be able to stop at home and shower/get done up to go out after spending all day out of my house and being so sleepy. never stood a chance

It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.

told my friend she must stop talking about another friend's beautiful large cock when I'm standing right next to him because now that he's divorced I'm gonna go feral having it shoved in my face (what I wish was actually, physically happening and not just figuratively via knowledge)

Me: *watches two sets of baby bunnies grow up outside my window* Also me: "want to talk about the intimate details of how a wild mother rabbit raises her kits???"

never in my life have I experienced such a thing and I handled it very calmly, I'll have you know (got a tissue damp and rubbed that shit off, then scrubbed my lips with my tooth brush) then locked all thought of how gross that was away in a place I don't associate with feeling emotion

put on a very new lip gloss earlier and thought "hmm, I don't remember this having a weird smell," so I pulled it back out and went "wow, yeah that smells like mold?" and then I looked at it in the light and a full side of it was moldy INSIDE the tube :)

went to a very straight bar for dinner and then a very gay arcade to play pinball and then went to see the backrooms way too late on a school night and I am not even sleepy now rip

very bad brain day, but at least the headache I had for three days is finally gone

I've had a headache since yesterday and today is just another absolutely slammed monday workwise. just wanna go take a nap 😩

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

I was out shopping for a renfaire outfit and I was hanging clothes off my wrist while browsing like I have always done, and I not only still have indents from the hangars, but I got bruises while still in the store. body, please. nothing was even heavy ;-;

can you tell I'm still bitter about the time I posted a regular selfie while wearing a bralette I could literally have walked outside in and got labeled as "suggestive" and then my tits in moody lighting got slapped with "ADULT" it's so demeaning and arbitrary

while we're on the topic of content filtering entire accounts is stupid as fuck, the current labels system is also dumb as hell. they make no sense "suggestive" is no nudity but "for adults???" "nudity" should only be used for "non-sexual art?" but that shouldn't need to be filtered at all and why

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searched "turtle" in my photos and it showed me jellyfish and snails. great work

when work is annoying and I should be allowed to get a little treat to make myself feel better but all my money is earmarked for rent :(

the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists

do you think it's okay I just made a big pot of cinnamon sugar popcorn for dinner? you can't say no, it's too late. I ate it all ages ago and am going to bed now

it's late which means it's time to post this pic from when I was out last night 🙂‍↕️🌈 also a pretty rainbow that made the rude weather worth it

I have so much work to do but I am following my jumping spider roommate around as she takes a tour of the apartment instead

selfies before I step out the house and my bangs are messed up immediately

big news: it stopped raining

I already picked out my fit earlier and everything and now I'm gonna have to be responsible for a jacket. which, as you all know, is the bane of any night out

I'm trying to go out tonight for a fun little drinky tonight with my nice new hair and it's RAINING?? in PORTLAND?? can't believe this injustice

Porn isn’t an issue. Porn wouldn’t be bad for society if society didn’t openly support everyday misogyny. Misogyny is not birthed from porn and so removing it would not remove misogyny.

On the positive side, I am still amazing at mixing exactly the correct amount of color for my hair. hopefully the colors come out like I envisioned 🙂‍↕️

I will never learn my lesson that I need to eat a proper meal before starting the process of dying my hair, because it's 5 hours later and I'm so famished I could pass out because all I've had is a muffin and a coffee.

finally bleaching my hair. please clap

smacks your plumbob out of the air killing you instantly

the beautiful huge jumping spider I last saw ages ago has been wandering around my living room all day living her best life, but I'm also terrified that the cats will get her if she's too bold 😭

sushi would heal me

can people stop sending pdfs with file names that are 120+ random alphanumeric characters long? it's absurd

was thinking not even a half hour ago how sad I was the mama bunny from last spring didn't come back to have more babies and now she is literally outside the window and it seems like she's making a new little nest 🥺

i'm on pubmed way too many times a week

my friend got us tickets to the renfaire for the feast of fools themed weekend and I sooooooo want to finally live my dream of doing a cardcaptor sakura inspired jester costume but that's so much I would need to learn to do in a month 😩

she died from too many emails disease. rip

personally, I think there should be more opportunities for me to be a queen getting railed by her valiant knight who just returned victorious from a battlefield he was sent to die on by my jealous king

thinking about a beautiful nine inch cock and giving myself an aneurysm

making a spectacle of this sunday

btw if anyone has recommendations for immersive/weird/unsettling/scary asmr hmu because I'm a freak and my searching has not yielded much

I don't want to get up and work, I want to lie in bed and listen to asmr deep in the depths of my mind palace

guess who just got a text message asking her to do work on a saturday??????!!!! :)))))