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There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much

okay, combined past couple nights of sleep being only ~6 hours is not feeling really great

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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

gonna crawl into one of the wall holes and let the plumbers cover me in plastic so I can take a nice nap

heartbreaking: one baby cat tried to initiate a playful chase with the other. mia was having none of it as she just woke up. poor pyper tried her best.

the amount of times I type up a compliment for an art post and then delete because I'm too shy and don't want to sound dumb because I don't know anything about art.....

if you knock on my door without prior warning, I will not be dressed and will not be answering. if you then text me "hi" with no immediate follow-up, I am not making it a priority to answer. especially if I was napping.

just accidentally scrolling through someone's profile and not realizing it and being like "wow, sure are a lot of posts by this person today!" sorry if I liked a bunch of things and looked stalkery 🙃

love to harass @pwum.bsky.social via steam chat during r.e.p.o.

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suddenly had a thought that my soy sauce probably had bugs in it so I poured it through a mesh strainer and there were like, ten little flies and then I couldn't decide what to do with the soy sauce, and I knocked an entire bulb of garlic from my cabinet into the cup of soy sauce

this account is only about Apartment Problems now but once again the plumbers were in (looking for the source of a leak from an upstairs pipe into the basement) and he was talking about how chill I was compared to everyone else and I didn't have the heart to say I am barely holding it together lmfao

idk, personally, if a neighbor has their tv so loud that I can still hear it with noise cancelling headphones on and loud audio playing, it's perhaps, maybe, a touch too loud? could just be me being crazy though :)

sorry to anyone who has messaged me and I've not replied, I simply have been forced into too many required interactions lately and I don't have the strength to actively engage in any other conversations. basically stuck in main story cutscenes so I can't get to my side quests 😩

An overwhelmingly common reason people give for enjoying this type of work IS ITS SEPARATION FROM REALITY. People are ENJOYING A FANTASY, not planning their weekend. This deserves protection.

Tales of the stars. Inspiration from one of Alphonse Mucha's illustrations ' v '/ #LoveandDeepspace #Xavier #恋与深空 #恋と深空 #沈星回

Today my upstairs neighbor has taken to loudly fake coughing directly outside my front door and slamming both her door and the front door just to spite me when it is her number one complaint from every other neighbor. EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I LITERALLY NEVER DO IT but she's so petty and horrible

I'm real fucked up. crying the second I get in my friend's car yesterday, crying the second I answer a call from my dad. just a fucking mess, what the hell. I cry for so many reasons at the drop of a hat but I don't cry for myself and that's how I know I am not doing well.

I already had a mental breakdown today like fucking give me a break please. It's clear from the noise she is making that she is purposely harassing trying to harass me for talking to her the other night about the noise she makes

Took trazodone to try and sleep since my neighbor has been even worse lately, but she still has been stomping back and forth and running(?) and dropping things and dragging things around so much tonight that my downstairs neighbor even texted me asking what was going on. It's horrible.

let me just go ahead right now and say: lol

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I think rubbing the static off an old CRT TV would fix me

for years I was confused why I'd get shipping notifications for so many packages through accutane but I just realized it's actually auctane. how aucward

Finally lost it and begged my neighbor to stop being so loud at all hours of the night and spent an hour and a half writing a biblically long email citing every insane thing she has done that I could think of to contribute to the multiple complaints filled against her from other neighbors.

getting bamboozled by the "virtual tour" tag on a fancy home and it's just a gd slide show 👿

The shop vac is a loud but good natured beaste with a long snout who feeds upon cobwebs

I may be depressed, but I did make some hummus and then ate it directly from the blender in bed.

it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone

sent a personal email and forgot to add attachments I referred to in the body of the text. embarrassing. this is why I have a two minute delay on my work outbox.

staying positive by remembering I saw a very cute squirrel today

feeling very close to having a breakdown. liiiiike tee hee haha ha real unstable and if one more thing happens I am absolutely losing it

This plumbing shit is not seeming like it's going to be done before I go on my trip. They aren't even going to be halfway done before October at this rate, fuck. I can't leave my cats if there are going to be contractors in and out without me here, I'll be sick with worry

not me being so excited to finally get the book set I preordered in December just to be disappointed because it looks like there was a manufacturing error and the colors are off :(

Excellent work, 47

the gals and I pulled for Lauma last night right after maintenance and I definitely didn't have stellar luck but I did get her via capturing radiance and got both banner weapons because I am weak. gonna spend all my time grinding primos again and actually trying to build my characters lmao

okay I may let my personal life be disorganized as hell, but god damn do I feel proud of my work organization when I can locate a document from 6 years ago in 5 seconds because I am so consistent in my labelling method 😤

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

the last dream I had before I woke up had my bestie and I in a tiny boat and we saw a dark trail of smoke as a small plane crashed into the water, and then we were under a massive bridge as a second, larger plane was crashing into the bridge and it was genuinely terrifying. I woke up so stressed

They’re testing my dna to see what percentage Vile creature I am

need people who wear shoes inside to understand that if you enter a shoeless household and ask someone if it’s ok to keep your shoes on and they say yes they aren’t letting it slide they just mentally committed to mopping the entire apartment the second you’re gone

successfully tricked the guy putting holes in my walls into thinking I'm an extrovert. ha HA, sucker. I've just got a lovable personality (sometimes)

Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that: a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs

wanting to ask for a rent credit for how much construction has been, and will continue, happening but everyone keeps telling me I'm so nice and it's "a breath of fresh air" dealing with me compared to apparently everyone else so I'm like okay I'll just take the praise and not complain lmfao

AAUGH!!!! sorry gotta channel Charlie Brown today

okay, a lesser known bad part of this plumbing work situation is that I need to get dressed in real people clothes like EVERY day?? what's even the point of working from home??? uuuugh

ive got cramps so im real busy seething