Time for 670

Everyone in Soldier Field:

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

Does Collinsworth have money on the Bears?

The absolute accuracy of this.

Ken Daniels: “Kasper is fluent in 3 languages: English, Swedish, and German, I’m not sure about French…” Mickey Redmond: “You could give it to them from 3 different directions…and if they don’t understand that, hit ‘em over the head.” 🤣 #LGRW

Wife works part time for Lynch, so I went to their annual party tonight. A rather formal event, but one douchebag was wearing a Trump red hat.

In the end, shouldn't everyone get a Nobel Peace Prize?

The people of Greenland don’t want to be American BECAUSE they would lose their healthcare

The MSU men’s hockey coach looks like Tackleberry from Police Academy

Diving?!? This referee should be fired.

So glad FanDuel Sports isn’t covering Brewers games this year. What a shitty network.

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.

I work with people in Long Lake, MN (no further away from Minneapolis than Brookfield from Milwaukee) and when I tell them I like the Twin Cities, they disagree saying it’s dangerous. I get the same sentiment from co-workers in Cincinnati suburbs. These people live in their own projected fear.

I think people overestimate how little we would want Idaho, Indiana, Missouri, West Virginia, Kentucky, and the Carolinas

Well looks like I’m gonna have to take a break from this app. Totally wasn’t expecting my 2a suggestion to go more viral than anything I’ve ever posted. Surprisingly though, some good comments for and against my idea. In the end, it was nothing more than brainstorming when I was very angry.

Would someone please repost this to the American people near the mid-terms??

This has got to piss off the (mostly) innocent affiliates. I’m talking about @channel3000.com, not @cbs58.bsky.social. Fuck you, CBS 58.

I don’t think there have ever been widespread fireworks for something like this in America, but I feel like I need to stock up on the good stuff for a true special occasion

Hear me out…what if we actually took advantage of the 2nd amendment? What if protesters were legally armed? 1. ICE cowards would back down quick-like. 2. Civil war, which would be devastating but do we really have any recourse at this point, considering the absolute lawlessness of the administration

Here’s a budget slash that Kristi Noem is actually qualified for:

Since he wasn't shot, am I allowed to say bad things about him?

Skynet drones driving around an apocalyptic landscape projecting holographic images of deepfaked naked children

Damn, Sunday night is forecasted to be COLD in Chicago.

The biggest electoral challenge in America is getting voters to believe the indisputable reality that their government is full of nazi freaks

His TD celebration was to cradle the ball like a baby… 👶 Hold it up like the Lion King… 🦁 Then spike it? 😧

Were the Packers telegraphing their plays to the Bears? I noticed at least one time when a WR broke the huddle before everyone else and that signaled to me that it was a run play. Not difficult for a defense to catch on to this tell.

How many Dalmatians were killed for this coat?!

@badger8th.bsky.social At least you got $75, right?

Can we please have this ability for Gus Johnson games on FOX?

If this Chicago team wins the SB, I (as an atheist) would whimsically say that maybe the pope actually has powers…but then I’d ask why he hasn’t done anything about orange tyrant

Eat shit Lafleur. GTFO

McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person

Nevermind OT. MLF is gonna blow this game.

if the packers blow this game, i don't know how anyone could have confidence in matt lafleur moving forward.

YOU HAVEN’T CALLED HOLDING FROM SCRIMMAGE ALL GAME.

I’d honestly think Chicagoans loved cheese enough to not waste it.

If LaFleur blows this he should be fired

They lose this game, he should be gone

Starting to think this game is gonna go to OT

If they survive this game, Seattle is going to boat race GB.

That is two roughing the passer penalties Chicago has gotten away with.

I think the wind actually shifted during the timeout. One of the rare times icing the kicker worked.

God damn shotgun