Brewers already playing like it’s Craigtober

*sighs heavily and affixes a bumper sticker reading "I bought this while elon was vacationing on pedophile island" to my 2014 tesla model s*

Cudahy!

Subtly downgrade a band: Pre Madonna

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

Preparing for Sunday.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

It's behind a paywall, but here's a headline that I feel like @kurly99.bsky.social would cackle at:

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Isn't it time to start punching nazis again?

Sounds like something a nazi would say

Brewers HR! Wait, WHO?

Still well over 3 years left. 💩

Much like me on the golf course on Sundays, the Padres apparently play better hungover.

That +0.27 is kind of a big deal in a game that went to 11 innings.

How it started // How it’s going

The way people are driving today it seems like everyone is taking Tylenol.

Might need to build a new prison for all these grifters once this administration is over.

The Padres sure are bitching a lot about the strike zone despite benefiting from most of the missed calls.

I hope @tstads.bsky.social is asking for robot umps when he blows the candles out today

I hate Autumn. No, seriously, a friend of mine freshman year roomed with a guy named Autumn. Really gross and weird dude. No social skills. He sucked.

@joshnoel.bsky.social This was interesting. I expected it to be bad, but it was actually kinda average.

I’m conflicted; Sophia soaked in beer is kinda hot but I feel bad for her. Maybe because it’s Miller Lite

Quinn Priester to Sophia Minnaert: “This is fuckin’ awesome.”

Jesus, Cowboys.

TAKE THAT, BAMA

Badgers would easily be down by 30 if it weren’t for all of the Maryland dropped passes.

my 1st half thoughts? how mediocre is Alabama that they only beat this team by 24?

The Badgers are worse than these refs, and these refs are terrible

The commentators talking about nobody being more frustrated than Luke Fickell as the camera shows him looking like my uncle Gary trying to figure out how to use a self scanning lane at the grocery store

When that commercial started with the trumpet playing On Wisconsin, I honestly thought he was going to play Taps.

Suddenly reminded of this from earlier in the week, and if you’re hearing Fire Fickell in the first quarter of a home game against Maryland… things aren’t looking great

At least Trump's dropped the pretense that this is about Charlie Kirk and is instead really just about him not wanting to be made fun of.

What a Mizerable game

I wish he hadn’t been murdered, I wish he got to live a long life and found a way to become a better person. But I will not mourn him more than the countless innocent kids who have been slaughtered by guns that he and his fellow Republicans worship. sincerely yours, Bill Corbett CEO, Antifa Inc

I got my new doomscrolling device! 😃 😕 😔

Merry Christmas I guess?

I’m really happy that I got an iPhone 17 Pro for free, but T-Mobile’s network SUCKS. It’s laughable that they claim that they have the best network.

With Trump declaring ANTIFA a terrorist organization, it bears remembering that he once told us that the MAGA January 6 insurrectionists were ANTIFA.

Most of the time I don't complain about scorebugs as long as they're accurate, because I remember a time when they'd put the score up on the screen for like 3 seconds every 10 minutes.

I couldn't give up Hulu because the wife would protest too much, but I did dump Disney+ and ESPN+ Mainly because Obi Wan was terrible and the new ESPN app is complete shit.

Corporations aren't learning that even when you capitulate to the right, they still won't forgive you. www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

I guess the only good news is that if the pendulum ever swings back, the new democrat dictator can absolutely ban Fox News & NEWSMAX, and have all of the Charlie Kirk statues torn down. Hope we make it there.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Kimmel got fired for something really petty. I hope that South Park and/or SNL go out with a bang by straight-up depicting Trump with underage trafficked women while media CEOs watch, masturbating with wads of cash

I’d be terrified right now if I worked for The Daily Show.

I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supporters support what happened to Charlie Kirk.

Your app is junk, @espn.com