😂 Can’t begin to count how many years I’d see Keith David’s name, then see Keith David and exclaim, “that’s not the guy from Hardcastle & McCormick!!!!!” Even more hilarious, David Keith wasn’t even in that tv show. That was BRIAN KEITH. 😭😭😭

I just assume that 90% of podcasts look like this….

The most random, lol wut, tv President.

Legitimately there might not be two more insufferable dickbags in America. “You have Trump Derangement Syndrome because you can’t appreciate the President of the United States acting like an anonymous shitposter on some misogynistic/racist message board.” www.tvinsider.com/1263627/bill...

Do beltway journalists have any integrity left? This asshole of a man, who for some fucked up reason that defies logic is also the alleged leader of the free world, is nothing more than an attention whore saying nothing of consequence, and the press still show up to be lied to and insulted by him.

There’s some stuff about The Odyssey that is giving me tummy rumbles - WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING IN AMERICAN ACCENTS??? 😭😭😭 - but I am ten thousand percent on board with the Lupita casting. “But, BUT, the epic described her as looking like…..”

Make American Racism Great Again…

My quiet thoughts last week: Well, maybe this wouldn’t work since we don’t have an owner whose life is as messy as Donald Sterling’s. Today: *blinks* 😳

Joe Ingles still collecting an NBA paycheck?

See, the Timberwolves don’t need Giannis….👀

Me every time Fleetwood Mac’s “Silver Springs” comes on. I don’t care if I’m standing at a urinal in Woodman’s 😭😭😭

Folks really out here grilling on Mothers Day and not sending me an invite. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Have to bring this pic out. Was Mother’s Day weekend in 2014. Was taken after the Brewers beat the Yankees, on a walkoff I remember correctly. Time is a flat circle 😂 Genuinely miss my Brewers baseball-loving friend.

It’s a silly place, but the food is good.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only #iykyk

🤦🏾‍♂️ - Wouldn’t happen if I owned a Subaru. Of course I’m black, so I wouldn’t own a Subaru. (This would be far funnier if my ex wasn’t my ex, oh well 🤷🏾‍♂️) CVTs and site hacks. Yay Nissan.

The incident happened in 2015; this clip is from the sentencing in 2017…. Okay, and ignoring that…., the male defendant is named Jose “Joe” Torres. Like seriously dude??? 🤦🏾‍♂️ Man, proximity…

Is it just me or have recent rains been quite dirty? And more importantly, how can we blame all the data centers/construction of?

I’m fine with this, just as I’d be fine with him wearing a Klan robe as he showed up to disfranchise black voters of their political influence. For American politics, from the White House on down, to be this unapologetically bigoted and hateful, is just an embarrassment for us as a country.

Thinking the Uecker estate has a good copy infringement case against Ne-Yo 😂

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

watching the willful and steady destruction of respect and faith in all three branches of government is kind of depressing not going to lie

Wonder if Larry Fishburne would be up for reprising his Doc Rivers portrayal in a future FX series titled “Bucked”? 🤔👀 Sorry, my brain is……something tonight.

He’s an unqualified for his job grifting sycophant, but he’s not wrong to be pushing the “we all should just drink ourselves through this stupidity” line of reasoning.

Gonna ask AI “why is everything fucking AI?” If it doesn’t respond with this, it will somehow become even more deader to me than it already is:

Okay, but why was the press conference at Patrick Dempsey’s garage?

Not the most important thing here, but in a Forbes story linked to in this piece, these comments are attributed to POTUS regarding an anti-DEI EO he signed. Lol, that clown wouldn’t have these words in his barely 2nd grade functioning brain.

The depraved things people make with this should outweigh the corniness of this post, but you can really 'have it your way' with the new Burger King Logo Generator!

Cinco de Mayo……on a Tuesday?

The Venn diagram of people who want to suppress the voting influence of brown people and are J6ers is a fucking circle.

Why do we let this dumbfuck get in front of cameras and microphones and human beings not as fucking stupid as him? JFC.

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

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Just an awfully shitty country right now, and getting shittier with each passing moment. Yeah, I won’t be partaking in the celebrating 250 years garbage.

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15 best movies; don't think about it too hard! (not in order) The Empire Strikes Back Training Day Goonies The Dark Knight Malcolm X Casino Royale The Notebook Saving Private Ryan Get Out The Talented Mr. Ripley The Greatest Showman 🤷🏾‍♂️ Collateral Public Enemies Ray X-Men Days of Future Past

Tyrese Maxey, still good.

I don’t like that I’m enjoying watching the Celtics atm….🤦🏾‍♂️

MAGA be like….😒

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WE’RE REALLY GONNA DO SNOW??? REALLY? 😂

Was gonna post something about gas prices, but honestly no purpose is served. People looked at a shit for brains, unaccountable and unapologetic asshole, narcissistic bigot and truly believed that clown and his merry band of white supremacists (and Marco) were going to make this country better.

Historians will note this is exactly what millions of Americans wanted, no matter the consequences: to retaliate against the country for electing a Black President by putting a huge racist in the White House who would constantly refer to every Black person he doesn't like as "low IQ."

Seriously tho, why is this entire gd planet so fucking annoying* right now? *yes, I use the word annoying a lot. It annoys me that I do.

“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” 😂

It’s April 30th, and I’ve guessed incorrectly on Wordle at least four times this year. Truly the worst year in the entirety of the human existence. Ah well, at least gas is cheap and we’re doing everything in power to guarantee the right of citizens to vote because America is truly outstanding.

They know, believe me, they know. They see this as a country where the white, Christian conservative deserves to benefit the most, and they’re going to do everything in their power to uphold that idea. Forever and always, racism is a helluva drug.