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She’s worse than Hitler, idc.

Say what???? Bring back the late 90s/early 00s promos. wtmj.com/news/2026/07...

Case in point, Trump's Chief Design Officer posted this a few days ago. Imagine how smooth brained you have to be to imply that Black women in basketball is an example of DEI donmoynihan.substack.com/p/trumps-chi...

The Great White Hope-ification of Caitlin Clark continues….

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Remember when we printed out MapQuest sheets….??? 😂

Lol. I forgot Christian Bale was in the Samuel L. Jackson “Shaft” movie 😂. Crazy thing is it came out the same year as “American Psycho.”

special effects used to be really special we have lost so much tbh

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Just posting this because I loathe Bill Maher and somehow it all fits that you can lump Maher, Trump, and Platner all in the same pile of rancid shit.

As someone who spent many a summer mowing lawns, you and your robot lawnmower can bite me. 😭😭😭

#ETTD #HeDidThat

The team that beats you in the World Cup, their country’s government now becomes your country’s government? That’s how it works, right? Also we get all the waffles we can eat right, RIGHT????

Well at least the guy in the “Maine” jersey can return home knowing that he can still support a winner in Graham Platner….

Matt Gaetz won his 2024 election with 66% of the vote, years after he was accused of sex trafficking and drug use. He was Trump’s initial nominee for AG. Why are Republicans just unapologetic and unashamed liars? JFC.

My $0.0199999999 I think most Americans were willing to accept the suspension, not because they agreed with it, but because FIFA is sketch af, and folks long ago made peace with that. Our attention whoring President getting involved just shows how shitty birds of a feather always flock together.

Damn, a “Tom” and a “Crean”, but not Tom Crean. Tom Crean must be hurt by this snub.

Ah, what could the ol skyline be talking about. Is it sports, politics, detente, some extremely rare combination of the three. Let’s check in and….

Republicans may be running out the clock on disclosing whether McConnell is even alive, purely so a filing deadline slides past and Thomas Massie can't grab the seat. A man's actual mortality reduced to a procedural loophole for gatekeeping power.

No worries, the artifacts are safe. Doubt we’re gonna need to rescue them from any MAGA-inspired museums in the future….

John Smoltz does not seem like the kind of person you hire if you want people to watch your broadcast.

Me every time we have two or more days in the 80s 😂

Little cousin proving being a pluviophile runs in the family 😂☔️

"Don't be evil" really used to be this company's motto.

After a miserable week of heat, perfection unlocked.

Much easier to cross traffic as a frog than a penguin on a sled 😭😭

Each thinking they would be outlived by their political nemesis. Jefferson went first if I remember correctly.

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Donald Trump could do the funniest thing tomorrow….

The most non-holiday-iest, Friday that feels like a Saturday holiday ever.

Neither heaven nor hell wants his scummy ass, so humanity will suffer as he’s forced to spend eternity walking amongst us spewing his bs.

Oh fuck off. 27 teams haven’t expressed an interest in LeBron. At least not 27 NBA teams.

Gardetto’s would be perfect if they ditched the breadsticks. Or reduced the quantity in each bag by 65%

Humans ruin everything. Smh.

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Was going to ask if she was married? She’s definitely been married with that verbal form 😂

Just the impression that storms are on the way brings me joy. 🥲

Why is so hard to just so do less effing commercial breaks? Ugh.

And this is why I can’t get excited for the big birthday bash. I get why many folks are genuinely excited to celebrate America’s 250th, but I find myself beaten down by the incessant circlejerking that is more determined to sell shit than actually get folks to reflect on this 250 year experiment.

Accidentally stepped into some tar yesterday. Can’t even begin to describe what has collected and stuck to the bottom of my shoe since. Good times.

Just heard on a tv ad: “For 250 years, midwesterners…..”

*Appleton, Wisconsin* 👍

An Appleton Wisconsin reference?!?!?!

Feels like a tater tots sprinkled with old bay kinda night.