Happy Monday

The teal jerseys are so so good

A minor problem with switching to my new phone. My work profile did not carry over due to security restrictions. I can't install it because I need my laptop and I can't use my laptop because I need the authenticator code that's getting sent to my old phone. Lol whoops.

me finally leaving us cellular

Debating having qdoba delivered here. I'm hangry 💔

Thoughts and prayers for Mookie as he has to deal with the pfister ghosts again this year

My favorite part of the world series rings are the hokey reasonings behind things. Imagine Seattle winning and having 298 emeralds to signify the 298 minutes they played in game five of the nlds.

Trade scenario : 8 more Brewers wins this year for 13 Packers losses for the rest of this season

My new phone says I need to contact us cellular to transfer my sim card

Who brought the L flag and how quickly can we build them a statue

Final: Brewers 3, Cubs 1 The Taylor catch. The Grisham boot. The Freeman homer. The Dbacks snake attack. Alonso off off Williams. It’s in the past now. The Brewers’ regular season success finally leads to a playoff series win. They beat the Cubs. Milwaukee is onto the NLCS.

Yes, we are building something great.

I will see you all at the keg MONDAY NIGHT

I AM HAVING FUN AGAIN

OH MY GOD

Is Braun walking around in Affliction shirts again?

I'm going to throw up

Here comes Abner Uribe. Here comes the Cubs 4-5-6 hitters. Here comes the drama.

can we get some fuckin west bend mutual insurance runs

I keep forgetting to breathe

who is mitch

where is marlin man's cleavage

I'm hand washing my shoes in case you're wondering where I am mentally.

I feel bad for whoever lives below because I'm jumping so much in my living room right now.

I am PACING

I'm so nervous I'm gonna barf

I turned the badger game on and as not a football person, I will only say Woof

the Brewers should win tonight imo

I'm sitting getting coffee and the table near me is talking about "ear buds guy" and how he gave her an std.

Well okay then

Trevor Megill will start for the Brewers tonight.

That game went how many innings? Manfred is somewhere crying in a corner.

I don't own anything that can play a CD but that didn't stop me from pre-ordering. Supporting my favorite band.

Sending an IM to a bunch of finance nerds with "the math isn't mathing" is how I choose to

Happy to tell my ticket to a Brewers fan for what I paid for it ($45), but seat geek is telling me I can list for $300. Like, I need new tires that's very appealing.

how does ron still have a job

banana ball in Milwaukee next summer has me

I cried again today a lot. The corners of my eyes are so raw. I don't know how to fix that. Lol

how pathetic do you have to be to have your own super bowl half time show lmfao

my baby is getting old like me

there's frost outside

I feel hungover but only because I was awake until 5am and then finally managed to fall asleep for 30 minutes until my alarm went off. Gross.

Sitting in the shower full on sobbing into my hands and then I breathed through my mouth and accidently waterboarded myself so I was having a full blown panic attack and I fell out of the shower and cut my leg. but like other than that I'm doing great

I've been crying for three hours so I am trying to give myself a pep talk in the Aldi parking lot so I can stop for five minutes while I go buy ice cream.

I'm still at work and haven't seen a single pitch. I hope my baseball team is having more fun than m

Today is the last day of the year with four Major League Baseball games -- and all four are potential clinchers. The schedule: Seattle (up 2-1) at Detroit, 3:08p ET Milwaukee (2-0) at Chicago, 5:08p Toronto (2-1) at New York, 7:08p Philadelphia at Los Angeles (2-0), 9:08p

Work is updating our 401k match from 40 cents on the dollar to a full dollar for dollar match. I see a massive health insurance increase in my future to balance that out 😂

Finally bought a new phone. Under $600 and should be here in three days. My credit card is really doing the heavy lifting this month.

I drive past a Cubs house on my way to work every morning. There's a Cubs logo light in the window that is turned on if they won the previous night. There's a Cubs logo flag outside that's replaced with a W flag again if they won the previous night. There are yard signs. It's a whole deal.

Holy shit