“Have you heard of the 9 inning challenge? It’s like that but for 9 months.”

ZEKE!!! HELLLL YEAH!!!

TACO’S!!!!!!!!

YEEEEAAAHHHH

Rumfield needs to give us a bomb of mass destruction off his bat tonight.

Rally Rabbit time!

Time to Rockie.

At least the Avs now have the worst post season sweep in Colorado sports history.

Welcome to “Whose Country is it anyway?!” Where the Constitution is made up and the votes don’t matter.

You know, it’s gonna start looking a little more like people taking matters into their own hands with all the bullshit going on in the world right now. And it sucks.

Son of Bitch.

The ghost of Wilton Lopez still haunts the ‘pen.

Whenever the Rockies Bullpen comes in late in the game.

Ok this slaps. Creed as your closing song. This is incredible.

Insert Rockies This Bullpen Meme.

Cracker Jack. It’s a Jack who is a Cracker. My son’s not wrong.

3 outs to Mickey. An extremely Disney Inning.

Rockieing

Fuuuucccckkkkkkk you.

Never a worry.

I will vote for the next candidate for governor if they run on a platform of death penalty for the wave at baseball games.

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

Never doubted MY Rockies to take the lead.

The Rockies, three guys from Venezuela and a list of the whitest names you’ve ever heard.

The best reason for the game.

Gonna Rockie tonight.

I for one welcome the Wal Martifcation of the Rockies.

Friendship ENDED with Dick Monfort Now Penner Sports Group is my best friend

Telluride. I will not be taking questions.

So is like this the first time the Rockies have had a positive Run Differential since like 2023?

Soon.

Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?

"These kids hit themselves in the face with hammers to shape their cheekbones, Robby. They call it bonesmashmaxxing."

Drop an alien(s) not from star wars or star trek

Feeing things today.

It’s 2016 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game. It’s 2026 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game.

YOU: Jarrett Stidham hasn’t played at all this year, Denver is fucked ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook

Shit, PHILLIP RIVERS WANTS TO PLAY!!

Maybe this is a Bledsoe/Brady situation?