Drop an alien(s) not from star wars or star trek

Feeing things today.

It’s 2016 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game. It’s 2026 and the Broncos are playing the Patriots in the AFC championship game.

YOU: Jarrett Stidham hasn’t played at all this year, Denver is fucked ME: Nobody has tape on Jarrett Stidham, Denver is ready to cook

Shit, PHILLIP RIVERS WANTS TO PLAY!!

Maybe this is a Bledsoe/Brady situation?

Happy birthday John!! Never doubted your GM process for your Denver Broncos!!

🏇👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

So this is what it must feel like to be a Chiefs fan. Minus the felonies.

The Broncos win! AFC Championship bound!

Time to turn in the game.

Just like Aaron Rodgers to take out the longest serving African American Coach in NFL history.

My favorite Cam Newton is Wild, Wild, West villain Cam Newton.

And I sold out before 4.

Guys, I’m getting excited for Rockies Baseball. Like, all the interviews these guys are doing they’re saying the right things. Dear god I hope action is also swiftly following it and we get to see it at the Winter Meetings.

Same thing goes for standup comics

Legitimately impressed and excited. Hire winners is a winning mentality.

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter’s to the title. John Carpenter’s Shrek

We had just moved into a new, bigger house less than a month before shutdown. Work was generous with us being able to stay at home and I got to spend so much time with my kids. So much time I never knew I wouldn’t have, given to me as a gift. Forever thankful for that. Also howling at 6pm.

There’s only one thing I want for Christmas but I can’t say it out loud or it’s a crime. But you know, it’ll be nice. The second thing is Rockies Hot Stove moves.

Really hoping that’s steam not smoke coming from the oven.

A move that takes place where you’re from.

I’m reading a lot of comic books. And man I freaking love them. Even though the last year has been a shit show both personally and generally, being around the funny books and the stories and everything has been rewarding. It’s truly my one great love in life.

“The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing Galway Bay And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day”

“Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead”

My favorite Cam Newton is Judge Doom Cam.

Never a doubt for MY Denver Broncos.

Rockies first move now should be signing Munetaka Murakami. It’s amazing how such a simple thing as hiring an outside voice (i wouldn’t have cared if it was the former comptroller of Reno Nevada) has brought me back so much small baseball joy and hope.

Just like we drew it up.

Rockies and Broncos rn

Rockies memes next year are gonna be amazing. Fuck yeah. We’re back baby!!

Boncoing tonight.

To the Rockies credit, they did hire an outside voice.

Man, this has to be the most Rockies outside the box hire fucking ever. I love it.

legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat

sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist

I'm glad Dick Cheney isn't alive to see Mamdani win because I'm glad Dick Cheney isn't alive.

Like why did God curse me to love this team? Why did he send me to Colorado and bless the Rockies with an amazing 2007 locking me in? Like, can we not get a fucking break!!

Me talking to myself about the Rockies Front Office rumors.