We had just moved into a new, bigger house less than a month before shutdown. Work was generous with us being able to stay at home and I got to spend so much time with my kids. So much time I never knew I wouldn’t have, given to me as a gift. Forever thankful for that. Also howling at 6pm.

There’s only one thing I want for Christmas but I can’t say it out loud or it’s a crime. But you know, it’ll be nice. The second thing is Rockies Hot Stove moves.

Really hoping that’s steam not smoke coming from the oven.

A move that takes place where you’re from.

I’m reading a lot of comic books. And man I freaking love them. Even though the last year has been a shit show both personally and generally, being around the funny books and the stories and everything has been rewarding. It’s truly my one great love in life.

“The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing Galway Bay And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day”

“Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead”

My favorite Cam Newton is Judge Doom Cam.

Never a doubt for MY Denver Broncos.

Rockies first move now should be signing Munetaka Murakami. It’s amazing how such a simple thing as hiring an outside voice (i wouldn’t have cared if it was the former comptroller of Reno Nevada) has brought me back so much small baseball joy and hope.

Just like we drew it up.

Rockies and Broncos rn

Rockies memes next year are gonna be amazing. Fuck yeah. We’re back baby!!

Boncoing tonight.

To the Rockies credit, they did hire an outside voice.

Man, this has to be the most Rockies outside the box hire fucking ever. I love it.

legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat

sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist

I'm glad Dick Cheney isn't alive to see Mamdani win because I'm glad Dick Cheney isn't alive.

Like why did God curse me to love this team? Why did he send me to Colorado and bless the Rockies with an amazing 2007 locking me in? Like, can we not get a fucking break!!

Me talking to myself about the Rockies Front Office rumors.

“Of course, there are those who grow out of sports. And there are others who were born with the wisdom to know that nothing lasts. These are the truly tough among us, the ones who can live without illusion, or without even the hope of illusion. I am not that grown-up or up-to-date.” —Bart Giamatti

The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04

God. How many Hall of Famers are we watching on the Dodgers? Freeman? Mookie? Ohtani? As much as I despise the Dodgers, I’m envious of the talent collected.

Me talking to people about the Dodgers.

This factlet slaps.

Well, this is a story all about how, this game got flipped turned upside down . . . .

God, please let the Rockies add kindling to the spark that this game brings me. Please hire an outside GM. Please let them make radical choices. Please make Rockies Baseball Great Again.

Every single play over the last 30 minutes of this game has had the same vibe as the "two people wrestling for a gun and then it fires and you don't know who was shot" movie trope.

Mother fucker. Such an incredible game. I love this sport. But mother fucker, the only thing I’m happy about is Ohtani getting another ring. But the Blue Jays man. It’s not fair!!!

GOD DAMMIT

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

This strike zone has been real bullshit.

Man, if Kiké tries just a LITTLE HARDER to catch that ball in the ninth, the Blue Jays win.

Fucking Rockies Killer Will Fucking Smith like the devil fucking wrote it.

Baseball Gods right now.

Free Baseball!! Again!!

This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.