Imagine that opening scene in Jackass The Movie with the grocery cart.

Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck.

If I was going to start a new theme sketchbook for cons, it would be variations of this cover. You can draw the reaper, Shazam, or both.

The redundancy of voter verification in my small county alone makes conspiratorial fraud so very unlikely to exist AMONG THE VOTERS. Proving fraud falls to the election officials after election day, and they have access already to municipal, county, and state records. The safeguards exist now.

Drawing a comic page with Dracula, the Bride of Frankenstein, and a pick-up truck. I only needed reference pics for the latter. [Blows on nails, buffs them on my shirt because that's what cool sitcom people did in the 70s.]

Read this all the way to the judge saying on the record that he is going to question the (already disqualified) triumvirate separately and in isolation and see if they are capable of providing the same answers. That is a dare. That is a wrestling promo in legalese.

Can't wait for the #Dune Vinci Code.

Nope officially made canon in the Duniverse. #Dune

Are we ready? We are very ready. #Dune #DragonCon

It's St. Patrick's Day, and in 2019 we were lucky enough to visit Dollin and rode the rail to Dublin. Sights were seen. Eats were ate. It was all perfect. We would go back at the drop of a hat.

Penciled and inked an emotional comic page today with a sinus infection, and my face hurt for so many reasons.

The two worst pictures of Carrie Coon ever crafted. We must avenge her.

I'm saving all my potential #AEW ticket and merchandise money as long as Ronda Rousey is there. Is this supposed to balance the anti-ICE chants?

David Warner is my favorite actor.

Whoa.

#MysteryWrestling22 was a fun time. I had to take photos during the YouTube stream so my son will believe me when I tell him what I saw and not blame it on sinus-medicine hallucinations.

I am making more color art for the upcoming SCComicon. Here, have a Rogue.

NUTBUSH. WITH CHOREOGRAPHY. That's it. Greatest wrestling promotion ever. #MysteryWrestling22

A match has become a sing-off with a woman wrestler singing her theme, and her opponent singing "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors. He brought out a singing partner, and she is KILLING IT. Five-star classic. #MysteryWrestling22

I am sick and can do very little. I have zero brains. I will watch my first Mystery Wrestling show. This looks like a fun time. #MysteryWrestling22

Rooster on HBO/Max is right up my Silver Man With An English Degree alley.

I had a sinus virus hit me last night. Today I wore a mask for a tax appointment, and I apparently look so awful that the agent thought I had cancer. Jane Foster got Meow-Meow. I need an Asgardian Health Hammer too.

Breakfast Club is Ally Sheedy's Midsommar.

Steeling my nerves before I color an analog art piece today. I get nervous always like I ate a whole bottle of earthquake pills.

Yet they still sell the ribcages of small humans.

In 2010, I met a comic creator of note at a signing & told them I wanted to make comics & was about to become a dad. "Welp, see you in 18 years," she said. I've made 3 trades & a graphic novel since then. Don't remember that with aggravation or spite, but I do remember it. There's no way she would.

Someday I wonder if Joan Cusack knows what an icon she is.

The song Mister Electric Blue is just waiting to be someone's wrestling entrance theme for an throwback John Hughes bully gimmick. It is so very '80s that listening to it Sailor Moons you into a Members Only and an Izod. youtu.be/vL19WbWOxag?...

When you realize that Han, Luke, and Leia all died after mentoring Rey, it seems Palpatine's planned worked after all.

That last word is supposed to be "menopause."

My son was five, and he EXPLODED when he saw this in the trailer.

If you see this post a character that starts with W

Shout out to the movie Arthur, paving the runway for Pippin/Gandalf way back in 1981.

I don't know what's going around the PTI studio, but Mike and Tony both sound like RFK Jr.

I remember seeing the trailer for Constantine in a movie theater. I knew the character from comics. I was already curious about it and knew the territory it would cover. The older man in front of me didn't, and his response was an audible, dismayed "goodness gracious." Nothing is for everyone.

It's very early for this, but The Bride! is a fun time. If you are buying a ticket for a Frankenstein Bonnie & Clyde musical, friend, you get that and more. It's a Theatre Kid Movie. Big movement and giant emotions at full lungpower. The rule of cool is in effect.

Alan Davis is my favorite comic artist. It took me a few years to like his style, but then my skull fully hardened. An astonishingly versatile artist.

The girl can't help it. She's Niels Bohr. Helped win the Second World War. [Support my Kickstarter for Journey-themed science flash cards.]

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

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My fellow Americans may not know that the Taoiseach has visited us every March 17 when possible since 1952. Skipping it is a big deal.

Golly.

Probably not a great sign.

Guys? GUYS!?

The Bride earlier today and now Moonstruck. A good day.

We visited Ireland in 2019, unfortunately the same week Trump was there. We didn't get the question, and I assume it was because we were polite and attentive and open to local experiences. Visitors, not patrons.

#TheBride has a lot to say, and some of the ideas don't have enough room to bloom. But you have something to chew on in every scene. It is a spectacle. It has energy. It is a vibe, and there are many rooms you want to hang out in a little longer. It is audacious. Big swings. A few homers. I had fun.

They owned up to it as an "error," but didn't run the right footage to correct the mistake, making twice they could have and didn't.

Holy shit.