Trump commenting again that he can't get into heaven is because he thinks he needs earthly commendations to be deemed worthy. He has no concept of spirituality & subsequent empathy & divine grace. He wants to use trophies as the stairway to heaven. He thinks the Nobel would sanctify him.

finishing move: The Mooseplex

Why would the liberal teachers use the books in the first place? Jesus, people, be smarter about your stupidity.

In the 1970s our neighborhood shut down so everyone could go home to watch The Muppet Show. Street games stopped. Parents ended front yard conversations. It was the beginning of the nighttime routines. It came on at 7:30, I think, on ABC. Anyway she was on the same level as The Fonz and JJ Evans.

I would love a video series of sports writers watching weekend football. I want to see their Ozymandias screen wall, how they set up the food table, how many remotes they have to use to pause for bathroom breaks and small chores, how they take notes.

The continuing contradictions of people engaging in criminal activity on a "day of love" and being pardoned for causing a riot because they wanted to stop the certification of the person they supported makes my fully functioning mind ache.

The inherent problem with the Deep State conspiracy is that the people in the highest offices and their loyal underlings are too simple/naive/dim to recognize the subterfuge. It's a constant admittance that they are getting outwitted by liberals and progressives and people in fucking frog costumes.

FOX Sports playing a Moody Blues song from 1968 to go to commercial feels like intentional anti-Bad Bunny programming.

There needs to be a documentary on the evolution of women's wrestling attire in the last 40 years. It feels like there are subgenres and houses of design at work, and everyone's gear looks amazing.

Low resolution images throughout.

A generic predisposition, in his view, means he is a weak individual who can only be a burden to others. He is unfit.

Game 5 on the road. #Cubs

Me too, buddy.

Rose are red. I shot JR Ewing.

The sports group running ads saying Congress must act on college sports legislation is so adorable right now.

If we had lost Diane Keaton and Dolly Parton in the same week, I would be in Victorian mourning.

She was a comic wonder, the close cousin of Teri Garr as delirious delights. Woody Allen found a dynamo. I can't recommend watching those films now, so go to Something's Gotta Give and watch Keanu melt around her. He has never been smoother.

We have very big, beautiful Jaegers. I call them Big Lizard Fighters. BLF. It's very catchy. People tell me all the time. There is an ocean hole with giant saloon doors you know like in the Westerns PEW PEW oh you got me, sheriff. A door in the ocean like you've never seen and out come big monsters.

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

I got new glasses and a new TV on the same day and adjusting to my new prescription while fine tuning the screen settings has turned me into the first captain of the Event Horizon.

We've heard more about Trump wanting a Nobel prize than his concern about getting into heaven.

Weird how he doesn't say he wants Argentina the way he wanted Greenland and Canada. Remember that? I know you do. I wonder if he does.

It made eggs! A laying mantis!

In 2017, the Oh Hello production called him Anziz Imsorry.

Discovering X-Men with issue 158 which started Carol Danvers sparring with the Starjammers and sneaking Storm and Xavier and Wolverine into the Pentagon to erase federal files on mutants and convincing you she was the leader of the team because she was so fucking awesome has been linked to autism.

Good to see MAGA getting its ideas from In Living Color in 1992. Glad to see them being open-minded like that.

Will he finally introduce the Yeti he found atop Everest? And then we get a Last Cryptid Standing match with Luchasaurus?

My David Warner toy collection requires this.

Better Be Good To Me by Tina GODDAMN Turner

Jolt Cola and a manual typewriter for a 10-page research paper written in one night in 1988, and I got a B+.

Damn, Yankees.

The Nobel Peace Prize goes back in the box.

I am a half-century old, and I am calling for consistent score box designs for each sport on every channel.

When I say I have the best wife, I am telling you I have the best wife.

They are going to put Tylenol in your kids' Halloween candy.

Federal agents claim the group is led by drag queen empress Auntie Fah, who looks like that tall video game lady and can sing along to [squints at notes] Range Against The Matching.

I just saw an anime commercial for a drug. youtu.be/7M5LTlzot4o?...

Memories of this movie make me walk around the house like Major Margaret Houlihan when she had appendicitis.

This is college noir of an aging pro doing One Last Mission for his younger muse, and everything going to hell.

We need an arena-sized event with stage pyro and fundraisers for her now while she's around to see it.

If ICE was really rounding up gang members and murders and traffickers, we'd see mugshots and charges multiple times a day. They would crow about it. There would be an ICE channel on DirecTV. They don't. Because they ain't.

I find you been creeping round my back stairs.

Tonight's cocktail of candy corn and ZzzQuil may be ill advised but it can't make me anymore ill.

The Dr. Squatch people don't realize that selling products to make someone "smell like a man," they are proving that masculinity can be attained by means outside the body. Any "real" man would smell like a man already. Their smell would logically be a "manly" smell.

Tootsie is on TCM right now, and I recently found out the reason Dustin Hoffman used a Southern accent for Dorothy is because he was coached by fellow theatre actor Polly Holliday, who played Flo on Alice.

Are 30-year-old photos like this the reason he thinks gas is so cheap?

Hegseth's military surrendered to English majors.

Roses are red, My measuring spoons are faulty.

The first movie was a surprising delight with a great score by Reznor and Ross.