and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

He’s not renaming shit. He’s giving it a nickname.

What the fuck is the walking jack-o’-lantern talking about?

Imagine going back to 1994 and showing this to someone.

BREAKING: Workers at Yosemite and Sequoia-Kings Canyon National Parks just won their union elections. They are the first national parks to unionize in several years.

Norm McDonald crawling out of Tom Cruise like Laura Flynn Boyle tearing her way through Tangina’s body in Poltergeist 3.

While I don’t enjoy any of this, I do take small comfort from how scared they are. Hope so day they spiral out on their shame, fear, and self loathing.

I'm glad to see this, but it is so weird to me that this wasn't the line from the beginning.

The Halloween costume has arrived

what gif pops up when you type your name?

One of the best theater experiences I’ve ever had was watching Hereditary. The tense quiet in that screening, where you could barely breathe w/o making noise, until the car accident where there was this explosion from the audience. Then people could not keep the sounds inside them until the end.

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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

Remember qanon? Wild times…

Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.

they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show

Can these old fucks just get out of the way already?

What’s funny about this “alt-lit” scene is you can’t walk two feet without falls over these guys in undergrad creative writing education spaces (and even some grad programs). Generally they are too thin skinned and/or unwilling to work at their writing to make it very far.

Whatever happened to that hero/villain that pushed Brittany Broski out of the way at the Charlie XCX concert?

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Not the Sorrow of Moldavia?! What a get.

Today is the birthday of African American science fiction author Octavia E. Butler. The winner of numerous Hugo and Nebula Awards, she was the first science fiction author to receive a MacArthur Fellowship. #💙📚

Here’s my pitch for the Billie Piper/Doctor Who situation: the Doctor’s regeneration ability is glitching. So every couple of episodes we get a new actor as the Doctor, like what they’re doing with Mary Todd Lincoln in Oh, Mary. And the next actor to play the Doctor should be Cole Escola.

I think the Catholic Church should do this every day in every city

call your Senators and yell at them to throw this out in the Byrd bath, that this is even a question is unconscionable they're movable on this, I think we'll get them there, but they need to hear from us no ban on gender affirming care in the nightmare bill

Don’t you know that George Saunders is Pooh Bear?

Shout out to Andrew at Sorry Not Sorry Creamery in Cerritos.

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To be fair, Mary Wollstonecraft was giving Mother.

I wish nerds could chill the fuck out.

It’s June 1st so straights are not allowed.

I created a playlist on Apple Music and called it “Heartbroken Queers” and Apple was like “Did you mean Chappell Roan’s “Kaleidoscope”? Yes, Apple, I did.

"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas. 'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”

Die, bitch

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

I think the response to Sinners is largely fueled by the deep need for original content. I hold little stock that studios will learn this lesson, but I still have hope.

Doctor Who continues to have pacing issues. I miss the two part stories. Either they need to be brought back or the stories need to be simplified.

Ope Leo XIV (Classically my contribution to the discourse is gentle and too late)

A bold first move by the Pope would be to post an AI generated image of himself as POTUS.

I'm able to get on here and read about current events for about five minutes tops before I collapse into a pillar of salt.

If there is one thing we've learned about the humanities over the last 60-70 years, the bitch will not die.

A test I like to employ is "if I fell off a mega yacht and drowned, would people's lives improve?" If the answer is yes, you probably have some work to do.