Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long

I emptied the dishwasher, ran it, washed all my pans, cooked dinner, then emptied the dishwasher and emptied the sink AGAIN--all in one day s2g I'm going to wake up with a massive debuff like I used all my F-Zero boosts and crashed into a wall

Final Fantasy XIII Play Arts Shin Lightning Action Figure up for preorder at BBTS ($249.99) buff.ly/cj8oU6E CD Japan $157 buff.ly/ZLlr1vX amiami $160 buff.ly/oQhXpXz HLJ buff.ly/pVn07ns

I have been digging holes in my Time Offline

I wanted to start Granblue Relink but Toby is sleeping in my chair, so I will... have to do it later

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.

I'm meeting Nobuo Uematsu at his concert next week. Should I show him this video?

when your ADHD ass manages to get the dishes done two days in a row... and in creeps the primal fear that your illusion of a normal life will shatter on day three

>walk into living room >think I see something out of the corner of my eye >I turn around and re-enter room >nothing happens >walk back to kitchen >my freaked-out cat is staring at something behind me >turn around for third time >

Me at 11am: "I anxious to get out of work" Me at 2:30pm: [goes home and eats chips]

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Arcade Random Posting

Hadn't eaten all day aside from some pork rinds and coffee, weak and wondering if I was getting sick. At 7pm, finally ate some real food and drank water. Would have been amazed at how quick it worked if I didn't already feel incredibly stupid.

Yooo there's a showing of the Cowboy Bebop movie this weekend in Pittsburgh. Is anyone planning on going?

[looks wistfully outside at my yard that's half-covered in melting snow] I miss mowing grass.

happy black history month

Ducking for cover cus I hear a loud noise outside but it's just melting ice falling on my metal roof

When you finally get a good match in your Bumble queue but the person is hundreds of miles away www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OYC...

its halloween so heres some old felicia, morrigan and taliban drawings i did years ago

On a scale of "Good one, Dave!" to "I'm tired of your shit, Patty", where do you stand?

Casting a friggin psychic blast

Wrinkly dog that's trying to give you the sweetest puppy eyes it can muster but ends up looking like your disappointed grandmother instead

Can this dang website implement circles or private accounts already so I can post selfies without IRL people finding me

Dropping to a weight I've never been since middle school in combination with being mid 30s means my face wrinkles with minimal effort I think my forehead is morphing into Gordon Ramsay

Every time I swipe right on someone in my Bumble queue and get a match prompt (they swiped right on me already), but I lowkey just wanted to lurk

Person walking past: "It should be hard-wired in the back" Me, mumbling to myself: "I'd like someone to hard-wire me in the back"

Does anyone else get fucking Amped when their bird of paradise plant (or any big leaf plant) starts a new leaf or is that just me

It sucks how some manga and video games on eBay cost just as much or more than their listing price. Like you might as well wait for an eStore sale to buy first-party Nintendo games lol

Watched all of Way of the Househusband the other day and I did not expect to laugh that much Some of those jokes hit like an expert marksman

Only thinking about it like 4 days later but Who does that restaurant think it is, charging 9 fucking dollars for 3 strips of grilled chicken on a salad FUCK you

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Boo~

I made a SnapChat to use for local friends and got bombarded by way too much shit so I immediately deleted it lmao

Thinking of making a second Discord just for local friends...

Looking to try a music streaming service again and SiriusXM is not doing it for me. What's everybody using and what do you like about it?

aaaaaall aboaaaard!

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

Soda Cats

>cuts down carbs (reducing inflammation) >loses like 18 pounds >re-incorporates rice and oatmeal >expects to gain weight >still losing >

Some little gag comics I made during my first playthrough of Resident Evil 4 a couple years ago. #art #ResidentEvil

Trying OkCupid and so far only got 2 matches within 20 miles lmfao The rest are in Pittsburgh, which is 100+ miles away

big ass ass

Gremlin night