If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr Who” or “Transformers”

Maria Gasslitter competing in the slope style just now. That's not really her name though. #olympics

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

I'm midway between 'British Beer and Arts' and 'Czech Progressive Professionals'. It's like they know me 🤔

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

QR codes can get in the sea

Nice day for it 🔥🚢🌧️

Via a Farcebook friend: I'm not certain this is the sort of promotional angle that's going to sell.

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz352bs

TIL that the hit Car 67 by Driver 67 [1979] was a favourite of the Queen Mum* *dear old

Kefir though 🤢

Rude

I got a score of 1793 on today's Chronophoto: 04/01/2026 Round 1: 117 Round 2: 849 Round 3: 575 Round 4: 242 Round 5: 10 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html

Powerful sea at Whitley Bay today.

zip-line 🤔

A delightful little twenty minute Christmas palate cleanser by Wendy Toye CBE www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMw...

Happy Christmas all

For listening I prefer the Steeleye Span version of Gaudete but I do enjoy the video for the Erasure version www.youtube.com/watch?v=grVr...

How I'm arriving at the Bluesky Christmas Party

The annual 'Christmas' tree emerged during brief sunlight last week. This little tree only shows itself in sun at this time of year when all the surrounding ones are bare.

Roast chicken, mashed spuds, sprouts for the record #sproutwatch

So this post didn't age well. RIP Stanley Baxter

He was funny. Still batting at age 99 btw

I'm oot #whamageddon

Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.

Cary Grant

Nobody: Cloudflare:

The gardens of heaven. Durham Lumiere 2025, palace green, elysium garden

Vinted UK have made a complete mess with new sizing. Absolute shitshow 😂

Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦; a land of snow.... and the party just began 🤭🙏

Not sure an airlift rescue would be a highlight of my holiday but yanno, you do you

15 years (nearly) since my first idea for a funny film trailer made it on to BBC Radio (7!), and I've finally got round to revisiting Geordie Batman. This time in poster form. Made partially with A.I. or should that be "Why Aye" #GeordieBatman #ImBatmanMan

My childhood books and comics often mentioned boxing someone's ears. I've only just found out that what I've imagined that to be all these years is not what it actually is.

Vaguely wondering what I did to Vinted's algorithm to get this recommendation? 🤔

Slightly diminish a book The Grapes of Indignance To Slightly Wound a Mockingbird Modified Expectations Baron of the Flies

PRETEND you are a Nautilus by holding a pair of gloves between your teeth.

Bought a nice new pillow. None of my 50,000 pillowcases fits it

Think I'll leave it thanks

Went down an internet rabbit hole and ended up watching a live webcam of people in a beach bar in Fort Lauderdale. How has it come to this? [It's strangely fascinating]

Been Tattoo-ing

It's Burryman day in South Queensferry. I love the fact that nobody know why they do it but the tradition continues.

These are genuine posters that have been printed and put up in the window. AI slop is terrible as it is, don't fucking print it!!

Close arse #FacebookNews

Annual reminder that my quiz at the Auld Hoose (next pub south of the Pleasance in Edinburgh) continues during the Fringe every Tuesday at 8pm. So, if you want double the entertainment for a fraction of the price please come along and freshen the faces I see!

Detected slight movement in tree opposite #stormfloris #tyneside

Shredded a six inch tall pile of old documents. No doubt there'll be an urgent requirement to produce one of them tomorrow