5 things you can do in a hotel room.

Up, up and away so I was.

Last night I dreamt it Wasn’t raining anymore. Reality wet.

I went to a Carrefour in France, so I did.

I went to The Louvre, so I did.

Weekend update.

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Some as of late.

“So you’ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because we’ve tricked you, welcome.”

“Well Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.” #latelatetoyshow

Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow

Wake up babe, new trolley problem just dropped. #latelatetoyshow

Severe amount of Dutch angles in the #latelatetoyshow, really adds a tense vibe to the proceedings.

Unexpected celebrity guests surprising children while they’re in the middle of playing their song. #latelatetoyshow

“A second child has hit the toy tower.” #latelatetoyshow

Oh look, it’s the actual Grinch. #latelatetoyshow

“And there’s one for everyone in the #LateLateToyShow audience!” Everyone at home:

Gerry Kelly fuming at his set up being bastardised. Side note: picked this up in a charity shop last year. Yet to read. #latelatetoyshow

Already enjoying the camera work. #latelatetoyshow

It’s December.

Just been up in the roof space. Great lighting.

Time for breakfast.

Thinking of writing a script for some immersive theatre on the IKEA “Offer of the Day” stage.

I went and had a look at Shaw’s Bridge(s).

I went for a dander in the void.

Divis dander.

Items in Lidl that sound like mildly embarrassing medical conditions.

Monday.

Wander.

Is that what they’re calling it these days?

I see festive chips are on sale. Seems to get earlier every year.

The other day I had a wee look at the Isle of Man from above.

Evening dander.

Today I went to the Waterworks, so I did. #belfast #nature #park #swan

Belfast Pride 2025.

Sometimes you have to just get away from it all with a trip to the Big Tesco.

Another vid from three years ago today. I need to get out more.

Three years ago today I visited the Ulster Folk Museum, though when you’re there it seems like much longer ago.

Big day on Saturday for fans of me talking shite.

Today I am operating at the fulcrum of technology and nature - having a wash out with rain forecasted, yet it looking completely grand.

I went to City Quays Gardens, so I did.

I went to City Quays Gardens, so I did.

Thrilled to have won the Brian Bailey Memorial Cup at last night’s Belfast Book Festival Poetry Slam. Standing alongside such a talented bunch of poets was genuinely a privilege. Thank you to the organisers, The Crescent Arts Centre and the audience who came out to see and listen to live poetry.

How many pints of the Centra deli gravy could you drink?

You watch ONE video about the Iranian Embassy Siege and your algo’s in the mud.

My daft comedy night - “Voicebox” is on at Accidental Theatre, Belfast, this Friday night. Here’s a peek into the writers room.