I went for a dander in the void.

Divis dander.

Items in Lidl that sound like mildly embarrassing medical conditions.

Monday.

Wander.

Is that what they’re calling it these days?

I see festive chips are on sale. Seems to get earlier every year.

The other day I had a wee look at the Isle of Man from above.

Evening dander.

Today I went to the Waterworks, so I did. #belfast #nature #park #swan

Belfast Pride 2025.

Sometimes you have to just get away from it all with a trip to the Big Tesco.

Another vid from three years ago today. I need to get out more.

Three years ago today I visited the Ulster Folk Museum, though when you’re there it seems like much longer ago.

Big day on Saturday for fans of me talking shite.

Today I am operating at the fulcrum of technology and nature - having a wash out with rain forecasted, yet it looking completely grand.

I went to City Quays Gardens, so I did.

I went to City Quays Gardens, so I did.

Thrilled to have won the Brian Bailey Memorial Cup at last night’s Belfast Book Festival Poetry Slam. Standing alongside such a talented bunch of poets was genuinely a privilege. Thank you to the organisers, The Crescent Arts Centre and the audience who came out to see and listen to live poetry.

How many pints of the Centra deli gravy could you drink?

You watch ONE video about the Iranian Embassy Siege and your algo’s in the mud.

My daft comedy night - “Voicebox” is on at Accidental Theatre, Belfast, this Friday night. Here’s a peek into the writers room.

My daft comedy night - “Voicebox” is on at Accidental Theatre, Belfast, this Friday night. Here’s a peek into the writers room.

Two years ago today I made this daft video.

Hello. My variety comedy club full of weirdos and I are doing a show on Fri 30th May at Accidental Theatre in Belfast. It will be full of daft bits, skits and japes and that. If you happened to be free that night it would be good to see some of yous. Tickets available below and it’s BYO.

Two years ago today I made this daft video.

Some day for looking up.

Made an ethereal appearance this afternoon.

Hello. My variety comedy club full of weirdos and I are doing a show on Fri 30th May at Accidental Theatre in Belfast. It will be full of daft bits, skits and japes and that. If you happened to be free that night it would be good to see some of yous. Tickets available below and it’s BYO.

I went to the Royal Albert Dock in Liverpool, so I did.

Albufeira, Portugal.

Overheard: Woman (with pizza box): D’you want a piece of pizza? Man: No, I’m driving.

Cone Love.

Crossword Board.

The ashtray indignity.

Not sure what I’m cosplaying as these days.

Tonight’s the night for the annual watch.

Improv scene, father and son go fishing. 🎭: @turnstylebelfast at @theblackboxbelfast 👦: @kieransands 🎥: @afriendstudio #improv #belfast #comedy

A touching father-son scene between Kieran Sands and I, captured by AFriendStudio at Turnstyle Improv Comedy earlier this week.

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There’s the rain, so.

Loom bands.