If Kamala were president today: You'd be waking up reading about Grok and X being removed from app stores and investigated by the FTC and DOJ.

BREAKING: Hundreds gathered at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach to form a human banner reading “It Was Murder 🇺🇸 ICE Out,

Bobby Bobby Bobby 😢

Packers vs Bears playoff game and Al Michaels has the enthusiasm of a Wine Tasting Narrator.

Was all of this worth it to '"get rid of trans people"?

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

If you're one of those people that bang pots and pans at midnight. Remember to scrape out the Hamburger Helper this year.

My goal for 2026? 2027.

I'm guessing me saying, "WTF is that?" While pointing at her hairless cat. Is why I spent Xmas alone.

Crypto is just Kohl’s cash for cis white boys

I think I could talk your wife into making out with me

the good thing about winter is that if I wear the right hoodie I don’t have to wear a bra to the grocery store

when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea

sorry I made a hot dog into a straw at your family dinner

RFK Jr. has ruined titties. How the hell can you ruin titties?

My sister had her dogs and my mom's dog pose with Santa Claus for pictures and her poodle has an enormous erection

If you never repost then I assume you’re a narcissist that looks at themselves in the mirror and says you’re the prettiest person you know

Are these the same legal scholars that just had their cases dismissed due to incompetence?

I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles

I don't think enough people participate in Naked Twister matches while covered in Crisco.

Your now daily reminder. This ONLY gets fixed if you vote and you drag 5 friends along with you! Get off Your Asses and Save Yourselves!

You lazy fuckers should have voted!

The second edition of FAULT LINES is here, updated to bring you up through the 2024 election. (No spoilers!)

New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.

Love this youtu.be/Jufjxo3izUQ

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

I had my annual physical. I'm 66. Doc asked me. "How are your erections?" The only problem I can see is that they're Under Appreciated.

I put on my mom jeans just like everyone else: while screaming at my children and posting on facebook about how blessed I am

Am I understanding this correctly? Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend wants to eliminate mail-in voting because an enemy of the United States and a violent dictator who is on his own fifth Presidential term is for some reason very invested in American elections

They are holding a Black female elected official hostage because she won’t submit and you’re still whining that Kamala Harris won’t submit herself as sacrifice to a system that rejected her? You’re high.

BREAKING: Protests in Anchorage, Alaska against the Trumputin regime and in support of Ukraine.

Well well well it looks like someone doesn’t know how to work the repost button

If you have less than 6 condiment bottles on your fridge door, you're a psychopath!

Why wait?

Straight up gangster strawberry festival. “I’m just going for the jam” “Then why you got a gas mask?” “Immabouta say some shit I’ve had pent up all damn year”

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The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

The incomparable Mary Oliver asked, “tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?” AND EVERY SINGLE #GOP SENATOR & CONGRESSPERSON ANSWERED “PROTECT THE PRESIDENT AND OTHER CHILD RAPISTS FROM ACCOUNTABILITY!!!” Slow clap you deplorable monsters. #EpsteinFiles

'She first set off from Ushuaia in 2017. Now, more than 22,000 kilometres, 22 pairs of shoes, 12 countries and one global pandemic later, she's arrived at East Glacier Park, Mont., just 150 kilometres from the Canadian border in Alberta.'

I doubt we ever "see" the list. Make it about the cover-up. @mollyjongfast.bsky.social @emptywheel.bsky.social @maddow.msnbc.com

‘The numbers are unambiguous:’ ICE raids on U.S. farms threaten food production www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

I’d rather pay higher prices because employees are making 15$ than pay more because executives are lying about inflation and tariffs while pocketing the money in bonuses and stocks.

If you don't see that we are watching US journalists abdicate any place they had in our society. Wake up! Trump is Not in his right mind and all they do is fake tv smile and write it up!

The Only one that knows what Trump will do regarding Iran is Putin.