Does the last one have even more endings??

“We can wait 34 months to fix this” shows some real urgency.

Whenever I am bleeding internally after being hit by a car I keep filming on my cell phone while briskly walking away from the scene without waiting for medical attention. What about you guys?

It's impossible to overstate the depths of the end-of-times horror in reaction to President Obama giving the finger to a heckler.

Portishead's Dummy is one of my top ten albums of all time. I am so lucky I discovered it early, when I am usually late to the party on everything (see: The Warning). If you love it like I do, you'll enjoy this video.

I feel your frustration, if only you knew someone in Congress who could do some fucking thing about it?

Officials tweeting about national horrors as if they're passive cable news watchers instead of the people tasked with stopping them is a deliberate form of demoralization. A smug shrug of contempt for the citizenry.

Minneapolis’s Limit www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/b...

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no

Nope.

Openly admitting the extortion.

Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.

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Zero sympathy for the suckers who bought into it.

This Democratic Party is acting like it can wait 34 months to fix things.

A neighbor was taken to a care facility, and her little tortoiseshell kitty was left behind. I can't take her in but I've been feeding her and giving her water every day. No one in the neighbor's family can take her in. Is there anyone in the Inland Empire area that could foster or adopt her?

RIP Claudette Colvin ‘It felt as though Harriet Tubman's hands were pushing me down on one shoulder and Sojourner Truth's hands were pushing me down on the other shoulder. I felt inspired by these women because my teacher taught us about them in so much detail.’ Education is empowerment.

Fuck @cnn.com and everyone who works there, turn them off forever.

Nope.

“Delete that post” is tough talk from Democrats, no more fooling around!

A failure of memory: Hepburn and Tracy ("Keeper of the Flame," 1942) This is a prescient treatment of fascism and the idea that the public will happily embrace authoritarianism if it's delivered by someone they admire. That this feels relevant in 2026 is not a coincidence!

I'm not convinced birth rates are a problem but if they are, making it so that it doesn't cost an insane amount of money to have kids, raise kids, send kids to school, educate kids, and keep them housed and healthy would seem to be step one. There you go, leftists talking about birth rates!

"Because we said so" has been enough so far.

I want to be charitable with this take because I believe it comes from a good place. There are many, many, many creatives who had a fraction of the success and access of Scott Adams, a multimillionaire, and didn't turn into far-right extremists when newspapers declined. Please stop justifying him.

If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this: America's problems are solved problems. Just not here. What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵

“Fairer income and wealth distribution” is both the solution and the problem: American oligarchs will never let that happen. With the help of progressive “champions” like @governor.ca.gov who’s about to veto a billionaire tax.

Every year, Newsom vetoes DOZENS of progressive bills, so this is totally unsurprising. Most are passed with a 2/3 majority, so his veto could easily be over-ridden. But there's never an effort to do so. That lack of legislative push-back is a big factor in letting Newsom be so shitty.

The least egregious acts from anyone in this administration.

Trump's thugs are going hog wild and tossing gas around in one of the busiest commercial districts in Minneapolis, just a mile or so from where I live. Complete insanity. (vid via Ford Fischer on X)

ICE is now ramming civilian cars through red lights in Minnesota. — they are tax payer agitators ‼️

Correct. Lots of talky talk but not doing one fucking thing to counter the abduction and abuse and murder of their citizens.

Cowards, every last one.

ICE thinks "de-escalate" means "taking de escalator."

Stand down. @theonion.com.

Imagine living in LA like this guy, even before Minneapolis happened, and writing both sides of ICE. We've been watching them pluck abuelas and ice cream guys off the street, in wheelchairs, and he's like "well ICE has a side too" are you mad.

My wife who works in healthcare told me she's out on The Pitt because apparently they're both sidesing ICE in an ep this season and the new main character lady is trying to bring AI into the ER. I thought she was making it up to get me pissed off but no lol she was telling the truth

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Literally performative.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

“Independent” is almost always a lie - your ideals lean one way or another and you vote, or caucus, that way. But any current surge is especially suspect because Republicans are ashamed to admit it and Democrats are embarrassed. news.gallup.com/poll/700499/...

Why is our legal territory so “murky”? Why, whenever it’s about this precedent-shattering administration, is it suddenly impossible to know if something is illegal or not? Are our laws so poorly written or is our media parroting their talking points with complicit “darned if I know” shrugs?

Criminal home invasion brought to you by the electorate who thought Kamala cackled too much when she laughed.

Guys don’t listen to violence agitators. The only way to get trump out is through a *non-violent movement*, like we saw across the country yesterday. Here’s research throughout history on this. www.bbc.com/future/artic...