It’s like… you know maybe hell is a good idea

The 2024 Presidential Election: 🫣😂

Ok so I need to workshop this a bit more

Sisterhood of the traveling load

The summer night post popper nut walk home from the eagle really hits

This still blows my mind as someone who drove for… years with no gps. I know that I would have done that but like I low key can’t remember it. Like how did I get anywhere??? People being like I live on the second lane off the weird tree and you’re just like ok got it

one thing that’s dying out in the next generation or so is knowing roads. my parents will ask me shit like “how’d you get there? 178? 232?” buddy i went where the computer told me.

Is this fucking play* about gooning? *Testament of Ann Lee

mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL

Lmaooo

If you're not outraged, you should be

Madonna said it’s a Strict Old Gay summer btw

Crazy how “still have your cum inside me” is code for “haven’t taken a shit since I last saw you”

I love how the women of summer house eat up hot men like a meat grindr

Don’t try to distract me with numbers I did it all for love

Mommy knew I missed her and came running!!

Omg I literally just said “Beyoncé could drop new music on us at any moment”

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

Every time they say Montauk on summer house I think they’re saying MomTok

I can actually see your fat cock in those fake fcf posts. Nice try tho

The image loading thing is making me feel insane and I want to go to the beach to log off but now the weather is turning so I guess I am about to enter into madness byyyyeee

Haven’t had that much fun at Atmo since the summer of Rush by Troye Sivan

When a person says they’re bi and has bad profile pics it’s like, ok! ok! I believe you

🥹

Today would be a good day to subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

So you’re saying free college will save us from the menace of powerful trans child athletes

🗣️Consumer digital media ownership rights law is way overdue 🗣️

I think the rebel catholic thing is so funny. How are you ultra conservative catholic but don’t believe in the pope’s authority lmaoooo???? We already did rebel against the pope, it’s called being a Protestant.

I’ll accept a French win if we get to see that French fans dong again

This pig’s tits are insane. Is this why this game needed extra RAM?

here is what i think: we're not consumers or spectators, we are participants with agency. you should not hope that democrats will do anything. you must work to force them to do the right thing. the odds are long, but we are far from the first americans to face long odds. we will win.

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

New CRJ has me in a chokehold

Thank glob I’m done being gay for now. Also, if you saw me getting my **** ****** on the dance floor at the eagle no you didn’t

These pits aren’t gonna huff themselves

pink pony cub

Theyve mobilized faster against this than anything in the past 10 years and to me that pretty much says it all and justifies what so many have said about them collectively for anyone willing to pay attention

Kinda cruel to not provide evidence

Speedo tan is back in full swing

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Officially completed my eagle-every-weekend-of-pride punch card that I made up for myself. It’s good to have goals

Fixed it

I love that Dolores is just around lmao. What a baddie

Just got to the bratz doll collection on RHORI and boy am I locked tf in

Accidentally didn’t cum all week and that was a mistake

Truly!!!

Sun-Times op-ed by Bridgeport resident and organizer of previous CBGN! actions Andrew Mack: "Chicago lacks the will to curb traffic crashes that kill cyclists, pedestrians"... Protected bike lanes on Halsted "would have made a difference" in Riley O'Neil case.