Season 5 of summer house is wild. I’m like trying to keep in mind how deeply unwell we all were lmao

Mary Todd Lincoln is like The Doctor for theater gays

Killed on scooters by…..?

Wannabeher? Ibarelyknowher

Police funeral parade eh? Oh never mind

Currently in my third round of wait, this turnstile album is incredible

Get a job! Stay away from us! (I hope she plays that)

Walking up stairs behind a nice butt is one of life’s small pleasures

You can tell which shows aren’t going well on peacock bc they’re always trying to auto play that shit *coughs* miniature wife

once pope leo sees the glee in an ice agent's eye when they kidnap someone's grandmother, he's bound to see the glory of the lord at work

Oh you think about the Roman Empire everyday? That’s cute. I’m more of a Bronze Age collapse guy

Reminded it’s my half birthday bc Kudo sent me an email saying 6 months ago you received a Kudo

How are you a blindfolded cum dump but can only travel?

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Maybe this website is good

Topped for the first time in a minute and it’s like oh right this is really fun

It’s look at my plants season and I’m horny as heck about it

What is up

Be at the grocery store with another man’s cum in you is crazy

Rebranding my cooking into “meal prep” has done wonders for getting my husband to eat leftovers

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

Ah well nevertheless,

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Someone nearby cleaned something with fabuloso and it’s given me CDMX vibes.

HBO’s Crime Pope

Calling the pope weak on crime is so good lmao

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

how much money does the marine corps lose

lofi beats to fingerblast your bf to

Sitting at my desk like, wait is that fogo de chão???

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

Making PowerPoint slides today feels like

Getting railed can be so healing when you wanna get railed

Babe: Pig in a Persons House

Binging summer house and I think it’s making me unwell

Im always saying this

What if I got into feet. Seems like those ppl have fun

I still think about Nathan fielder saying “with really good grades” often

I’d rather see someone on the sidewalk carrying a gun than a clipboard

it's called centrism because you believe you're the center of the universe

still trying to call out republicans as hypocrites in 2026 😭😭 just call them weirdos and build a coalition

April Sucker for Loves

At the opera googling how long is madame butterfly

The best time to nut in someone is 4:40pm

I’m mad about a Robyn night that was not good

Hello JD Vance this is the Pope speaking. God specifically disregards your prayers. You are alone in a universe filled with connection and love. I hope this helps -Leo