10 years of this shit

Remembering to get out of the club before last call is such a blessing and on the way home, destinys child survivor played.

I got new glasses

In my Time Machine on my way to kill bb hitler and trump im definitely making some pit stops to fuck some of you in 2016

I love when froodle appears on my lil screen

Unburdening myself of a weeks worth of nut is deeply freeing

Me in my hotel watching beat Bobby flay for the 10th time hoping that my flight home doesn’t get canceled again

Cannot wait to nut in someone’s son

First like 20 or so TikTok’s were all heated rivalry themed

Gotta get that gay hockey money honey

Wolf parade reunion tour when?

Obsessed with the shitty fake Stanley cup they use in this show

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

I think it’s time to put on the Sufjan Christmas album

Sometimes I listen to new music and am filled with incandescent rage that I’ll never get to experience see a fun new band at pitchfork for the first time ever again

Wait tar is a comedy

“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

This

Dijon 2/2 for blowing my mind with his live show

The gay hockey show starting with wolf parade lmaooo stop it! You’re breaking me!!!

When couples say this shit all I can think is you’re either a psycopath or you view your partner the same way you do a pet

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to sit in front of 5 screens

December means you can listen to whatever you want and it won’t show up on your year end

I should make Tar a Christmas movie

Solange 👏 Knowles 👏holding hands👏with 👏Tilda👏Swinton👏

2025 albums vaguely in order of favorites

If you see one of those delivery bots stuck in the snow you shouldn’t help them. Nature has deemed them too weak. They must be culled from the herd

I bet Sufjan loves Lux

Hey sluts

Ass pic getting me a huge load. Bless her.

“All my cousins are theoretically straight” - me just now

No offense to FCF but

Pero like is such a good filler phrase

Oh everyone is horny today lol

Getting my steps in at the bathhouse

The thing I miss the most about twitter is yelling at brands

No harvest refused

I bet it was thrilling to have to put an ad in some personal section of print media being like: looking for someone to suck me while I watch Ken Burns. And then just having to check the mail? For a while?

Papaya and guava really are the it girls of the fruit universe.

Obv enjoyed the twist but remembering mark Sanford being missing bc of Argentinian lover was fun

Interesting to bring a baby to Hawaii. That baby doesn’t gaf about this place frankly

Fucking straight men wearing underwear with the bathing suits 🤮

the northern lights are so beautiful tonight

Jesus sent me the lip bite emoji

I’m so musubi pilled