Papaya and guava really are the it girls of the fruit universe.

Obv enjoyed the twist but remembering mark Sanford being missing bc of Argentinian lover was fun

Interesting to bring a baby to Hawaii. That baby doesn’t gaf about this place frankly

Fucking straight men wearing underwear with the bathing suits 🤮

the northern lights are so beautiful tonight

Jesus sent me the lip bite emoji

I’m so musubi pilled

I love when there’s a bird in the airport. Feels like it’s mocking me. Deservedly.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

gm

Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨

This is what they took from you

Public trials, congressional hearings, drop the fucking hammer on these freaks and everyone enabling them the instant a Dem is sworn in.

Hell yea

Lotta dogs at the nude beach

Looking out the window at the airport makes me feel like I’m in Busytown and I love that

Obsessively checking a volcano live cam

Cute weekend!

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

no one is getting 'canceled' it is literally a primary election

Can you make a soup so good Glob herself couldn’t eat it (bc it’s too good)?

Lean In but it’s about how hard I’m going for soup season

Condolences to the ppl on my long dead Facebook page trying to wish me a happy birthday. I won’t see that but it’s thoughtful!

Rot in heck r****n m****y

Can’t believe it’s already “wait where did I put my beanies” season

Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people

Obsessed with telling men their tits look good when their tits look good

Literally everyone at work is a libra and I’m so tired of finding gifs for birthday boards

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Aragon as a Sniffies hot spot during the Addison Rae show. Incredible

Not Mary soft launching her weird church again

When the bukkake bottom is who you hoped

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW. While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

postmodern civil war where no one understands the conflict or if one even exists

Godspeed CBS News. Died too young. 🪦

Jorktober

Just overheard a canvasser complement someone on her skincare and she said oh it’s ok I’m 25 and I almost screamed

only eating slow cooked foods for crocktober

Outlooks grammar ai suggested I change a phrase to “you read me mind” so now I’m doubling down on my belief that half the commas it suggests aren’t supposed to be there

you can't flop sweat in here, this is the war dept

Good times in the group chat

ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᑕ ᑎ ᑕ ᑕ I ᑎ O

Cat at the bar. Cat at the bar

Made a friend

NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

easy way to nip this in the bud is for someone to invite farrakhan or dr. umar

Can’t stop thinking about “I didn’t say it. I ASKED it.” Incredible stuff

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Putting on an ooo bc I’m “2 horny 2 work 😎” and seeing what happens