Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-oh, oh-oh The Great Gig in the Sky - The Dark Side of the Moon

Pa-pa paaaa pa-pa pap pa paaaaa Summer ’68 - Atom Heart Mother

Trying to speak to @dashlane.com about upgrading from free to a paid subscription. Need further specifics about service not listed on website. Can't speak to agent unless upgrade to a paid plan. Only their AWFUL ai bot. We are truly a society in decline. Dashlane alternatives anyone?

In the queue for Bonnie Blue AMA

Better than the England St George's Flag in every way imaginable. It's also way cooler as has more crosses on it. Hope everyone at the lickle racist festival in London has the worst day of their lives. 🇬🇪

No

The only St George's Cross I'm patriotic about. It's also way better and cooler than the England flag. I'm open to England having their stupid flag taken off them. All very embarrassing stuff.

Your unemployed fella is off out painting red crosses on things today.

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That didn't take long did it. Doing a sweepstake on the inevitable crypto rug pull? I'm going to say within a month. Even Hawktuah didn't capitalise this fast. Fair play though, get your bag buddy. If someone made me viral without my consent AT A RAVE of all places I would be all over it.

Isn't this the cunt who goes to raves? Not very house music this, is it?!?

Conor McGregor proved to be a rapist for a second time.

In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)

no it wasn’t and no it didn’t

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Why do I "need" to hear any of this? I've had it shoved in my face on the TL. That's quite enough, thank you. I don't have any requirement for it to register in my brain.

Not bitterly against Oasis like some people appear to be but stuff like this is so pathetically cringey I want to stab myself in the face.

Personally thrilled about the Salt Path news as I love being able to spoil people's enjoyment and love for cultural items I already slightly disdained

But yeah keep being mad at Kneecap and Bob Vylan you absolute cunts.

Funny how they’re more outraged by an artist chanting ‘death to the IDF’ than by the thousands of children the IDF has actually murdered in a literal genocide

My opinion on the Bob Vylan / Kneecap controversy is that the IDF just bombed a seafront café

How long until Netanyahu bombs #Glastonbury? #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

Essa foto do show do Kneecap em Glastonbury

📍Glastonbury

Maybe the IDF should stop murdering babies and stuff and these sort of chants would stop

If you use gen AI as a search engine I am going to assume you're a moron by default. We've moved past the innocent/naive novel period.

How have we just accepted that autotune is actually good now? Yes I do mean Charli xcx. Please don't beat me up or post burning dog poo through my letterbox.

Can't wait for EVERYTHING at Glastonbury in one week* *Apart from spoken word poetry. I do not want any of it anywhere near my ears thank you.

This should legally be harassment and extortion.

"Former guitarist Johnny Marr" 🫠🥴 We need humans to start writing in newspapers again. And reopen the schools.

It's very hot today. So make sure you take time out of your day to compliment a trans women on their sunhat.

Sorry you didn't get a ticket. Hope you have better luck in 2027.

Why don't you Bonnaroo yourself some mates.

You can also catch Pete and Carl wandering the site over the weekend selling double glazing using suspicious sales tactics.

All billionaires should have to take one "experimental" deep sea submarine trip every year. They can refuse but must have to give up wealth to drop them below one billion for it to be approved.

Main reason I won't have kids is all the extra clothes washing you need to do. I have friends with kids and I know it becomes constant. I'd rather be dead than have to do clothes washing every single day.

Why does Kate Moss get to be the "Festival Queen"? I don't accept this.

The expression is not “the proof is in the pudding”! It’s “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”—which, unlike the bastardized version, actually makes sense!

Now entering the lower teens until Glastonbury heyooooo

Sorry you didn't get tickets. There's always next time.

I use a shipping company to buy things from America. They requested a tax number for customs. I queried support regarding which revenue office to go to here in Tbilisi. An AI bot emailed me back and said it's my passport number. No it isn't. Just worked it out myself. We are so very fucked.

Ahh yes. We have now entered the period where I constantly check the Glastonbury weather numerous times a day and turn into some sort of "expert" and conspiracy theorist.

It's a good job they put a red circle around the rock legend's head in the photo. I was struggling with this one.

Was scared about booking a train for my journey home but Manchester airport to Morecambe. £9.10. Promising start to return to UK.

Sorry but twenty year olds born in 2005 are still children. I'm not accepting any other explanation

Amazing account of ChatGPT's sycophancy and confabulation on steroids. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...