KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

Morning I guess. I want to go back to bed.

Morning peoples. What’s your go-to karaoke song?

I’ve been told my hair looks like bananas 🍌 🐒 do they?

Bird sounds.

Happy Pride.

The Plan - Gator Days

Hate it when a guy says they're looking for their partner in crime and they just mean eating ice cream or something. Get it together Seth I brought you a mask and everything you knew what you signed up for. This isn't what you signed up for? Seth if I make my sister commit more crimes she'll cry. 🙄

it is i, the packager of all phở takeout orders. yes, i will forever levy a 30% mung bean sprout and 60% thai basil tax. no, i will not reveal how we keep the broth scalding hot in the plastic container. yes, you will return. people always return

This is how I date right? Seems right. I mean Luna bullies Prof FF pretty often so.

*coughLunacough* jeez this cold sucks.

Anyone else lowkey pissed that the TMNT event on COD you have to buy all the turtles separately? Just me? Dumb thing to be mad about? Okay cool.

Luna with Professor FF lmao -Combat💀💀

Posting these cuz why not. Yes I realize I could have just posted my side of our conversation. But what's the fun in that? -Combat💀💀

Incredibly important. -Combat💀💀

I am filled with hate and rage. But. I'm hot and funny so it's fine. -Combat💀💀

I choose to be pals with my ex's girlfriend. It’s the grown-up thing to do plus it makes him very uncomfortable

Luna and Professor FF 🍃 Ngl. That glare when he noticed me taking pictures.. Like. I'm not easily frightened but it freaked me tf out. -Combat 💀💀

me: I need a little help marvin, who takes everything everyone says literally: ₕₑₗₚ me: thank you, marvin

Valentines PSA

I even snuck a picture of them watching Gate. Y'all are so lucky to have me. -Combat 💀💀

Poppy playtime and security breach are twisted for this

They suck equally hard.

I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)

Springtrap wants to know all of Poppy playtime’s tricks

….She’s so fuckin cringe.. -Combat💀💀

thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another

When Congressman John Lewis was a child, he tried to get a library card. He was turned away & told “The Library is not for coloureds” 💔 He’s a civil rights icon, lover of books, recipient of the National Book Award for Young People’s Literature. “The Library IS for Everyone” 💚 #BlackHistoryMonth

pretty happy with how my january went ✨ -became a twitch affiliate -streamed every week -finished two books (doctor sleep and all the pretty horses) -started writing again -started drawing again -plus all the physical recovery milestones I've achieved

I swear these two…

Skyrim. I’m playing it. Come watch- Combat💀💀

I got Cozy to post these and now I am posting them. -Combat💀💀

@duckyknife.bsky.social 👀👀👀 they fell asleep so quickly this time. Lol. -Combat💀💀

Cozy is streaming House Flipper in 20 minutes. Be there or whatever. shyluna644 on Twitch -Combat💀💀 #Vtuber

Me: If a chameleon stood next to a dracula, would they take on the vampire's look and be visible in a mirror? Opposing Counsel: Objection. That’s not what “further questions for the witness” means Judge: True but I want to know. Overruled

... She ran to his lab so fast it was both pathetic and impressive. -Combat💀💀

I told Cozy to post these an then forgot to post them myself. -Combat💀💀

I'm not lazy I'm just being a good streamer and giving the people what they want. Yeah. That sounds so cool. -Combat💀 #Vtuber

Baby’s newest thing is making fart noises with her mouth until she’s completely out of breath and then panting and gasping for several seconds. I think she might revolutionize comedy when she’s older.

Bunnicula is everything okay.

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