character designers choosing a hair colour for any skin tone darker than a tan

amazing things happening on x dot com i chose the perfect time to fet back on

Jar Jar Binks if he had Pyra Pics: Mesa looking for Pyra pics! Mesa finding one that arouses mesa! Oh muy muy! Mesa horny! Mesa bombad goona!

forgot i cant say cis on the everything app also im back on there

i want to be a niche internet micro celebrity and cloth mother to many

Gold-plated Mario ring awarded to select Nintendo of America employees in the 1990s for their service.

id love to do a podcast

I'm out here doing gods work

palestinians have to worry about losing their families due to the genocide while israelis have make fake ice cream labels with ai that scare them

debunked the myth of the twink pouch by looking at my stomach before and after taking a shit

last night i went to a blood for blood wrestling match and was not expecting my ex situationship to be one of the wrestlers one on hand it was great seeing him in pain (deserved) but on the other hand watching a man scream in pain is kinda.. 😵‍💫

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

seeing one of my friends post a one month anniversary thing w his girlfriend is going to be the death of mw

giving my mimikyu body dysmorphia by showing it pictures of pikachu

sealed away for our protection

had a dream that my dog took me to be euthanized

love it when the apartment smells like muffins because the new roommate is baking hate it when the apartment smells like dust and sweat because her construction worker girlfriend is here

cutest girl at the urology clinic

estrogen is a performance enhancing drug for taking bathroom selfies

i’m not going to see him this week and possibly not next week either fuck my life this is exactly why i dont date students they are always so busy ehy did i have to fall for him

super awesome that my ex got mail for me today mail from the crisis centre i was staying at when i broke up w him the crisis centre that told me to move out of his place funny how that works

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

lorde should tell us what days she feels like a man so we can use the correct pronouns

laughing my prostate off

new roommate moved in and turns out she uses *the* estrogen

"the one thing universally considered to be illegal", fucking incredible

god i love it when a guy has a very abrasive sense of humor but secretly cares a lot just a big softie wearing an idgaf disguise

mario’s pipe house is crazy

ive been hired to point at homosexuals

gamers love to complain about the simple pleasures in life. take dark souls for instance. fromsoft too hard? buddy. there's nothing better than going fromsoft too hard

Land acknowledgement in a ketamine clinic ad on Lex is just. If I wrote it as a joke scenario it would be critiqued as “a little on the nose”

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ego of biblical proportions her hubris shall be her end

certified stan kelly gold

mary magdalene?????)))

i want to call him a good boy and accept it rather than call me cringe

be nice to my friends or else

estrogen did crazy things to my build

sister’s graduation you know i had to serve