One of my favourite things on the Internet.... #tombaker #doctorwho youtu.be/BQeTIjD0T_4?...

#afcon Getting silly now

#Afcon Interesting end to this one #thefootball

Went rooting for this in Mums loft. A Bang & Olufsen 2200 from the 80s. The tape deck doesn't play, only one speaker socket appears to connect and the tone arm is skating/not connecting with the record. but the crappy display lights up, so I'm rating it as 'mint condition' on eBay.

#TOTP Acting the lyrics harder than William Shatner

Two #TOTP episodes from 1999, tonight. Not for me, Clive.

ABC in Staines 3 screens and the main one was HUGE. All screens included itchy seats. #childhoodcinema

Rik Mayall’s performance as Peeves in Harry Potter was sadly cut from the film, but did you know his voice recordings for Peeves were used in the first Harry Potter game on Playstation? I never knew this.

Yarmoliuk Ah-ha ah-ha I like it Ah-ha ah-ha #thefootball

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Very low sun Won’t you come And blind me as I drive?

Like someone dropped an eyelash onto a boiled egg.

RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.

Hello everyone. Keir Starmer, Lad Lawyer, here. Just to say that if you have enjoyed Smersh Pod's 2025 output, why not tell everyone? Why not review and rate on your platform of choice? Why not join the Patreon?

Prince Edward gestured for me to cross the road in front of his car. I did.

Queued behind Alan Cumming at a hotel reception in Gent. Rushed after him and caught the same lift. Said nothing.

Lawrence of Aldershot #MakeAFilmCheaper

Day 93 of my Christmas with the in-laws and my turn to cook, so headphones on for a @smershpod.com of a film I've never seen, but it doesn't matter. Still funny as fuck.

Play the B side you cowards! #totp

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.

My mind every Christmas Eve: Don't drink too much. You have to be up early to open presents with the kids and be on good form, full of festive cheer for the rest of the day spent with your parents and in-laws. Also my mind every Christmas Eve: Fuck it.

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

Papa Smurf has double dropped, again #totp

It's time to wrap the presents. Only one piece of background tele will do. #totp

#WhatWeWereWatching Every syllable requires a hand gesture, apparently