Wait, THAT’S REAL?!?!?

Some good news today. Congratulations NY! Just made it home after shelter in place reduced to 1 mile of airport. Now we’ll see what happens to my flight out tomorrow. Already pushed back 6 hrs.

Wow. I’ve been counting on Teen Vogue for honest political reporting - not something I thought I’d ever be saying. This is disheartening.

I watched a whole episode of Robin Hood & Sean Bean is still alive. I’m so confused.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

My house, my rules. If you say “Trick or Treat” or even just hold out your bag, you get candy. I don’t care how old you are. I don’t care what your costume is or isn’t. I’m not policing a holiday that’s about kids.

Sometimes your Yas Queen lip balm looks a little too much like your glue stick. Almost wound up with Kinky Caramel, coffee scented, eyebrows! Happy Halloween!

I can’t even begin to list the women who I’ve called Auntie & Tia, despite my parents having no female siblings for me to say that to. And the list of kids who call me Auntie includes many women I went to high school with. Is this supposed to be a scandal?

Wait, what?! He speaks Spanish too?

Every time I see an interview with her, I love her more. Sing it, sister!

Venice Bakery is remembering those that have died in ICE custody this year by adding them to their community altar for Dia de Los Muertos. By @eltragon.bsky.social

Why? Does it make you feel superior in some way to be sh*tty to strangers? Periodically someone cleans out my Little Free Libraries & leaves the doors open. Took the dog for a walk and found them down the street dropped on the ground. Why?

Whoever added to my Little Free Library was obviously on a Beatles kick

Dr. Demento 1984

📌Subtitles are inaccurate 📌Powerful commentary 📌Sent to me by my 20 y/o — and I thought he wasn’t paying attention 1/2

I’d always see women in sitcoms getting ready for bed, applying lotion, and I thought it was so weird. Now that I’ve reached a certain age - as I grease myself up like I’m getting ready to swim the English Channel - I realize it’s the only part of perimenopause that was forewarned

Lady at CSA pickup: wow, that’s a lot of broccoli! Yes, yes it was. And now it’s a lot of delicious soup.

Can’t pass an open book test? Best & brightest, anyone?

😫 Tainted Love, of course. But I’ve always loved their cover of Where Did Our Love Go

Coffeeneuring Trip 4: Mufawar (cardamom latte) and a cream cinnamon roll from Bayt Al Mocha. A local Yemeni immigrant owned shop with 3 locations. No bike parking again. 6.38 miles. #coffeeneuring #bikesky

Change in plans? Or this was the plan all along? Once they got started with demolition - what was to stop them?

This Hour has 22 Minutes strikes again. Meet a Canadian "N."I.C.E. agent. 😂🤣✌️🇨🇦 youtu.be/S1yYGb1U31o?...

I love that we’re all unanimously like “listen that building is not sacred to me and it has a bloody history and if it came down ethically I probably wouldn’t shed a tear, but watching this man smash a wrecking ball into the side of it from sheer selfish malice has unexpectedly fucked me up”

My crush on Kenny Loggins since 1979 is safe to continue. Whew!

The White House is part of the National Park Service & protected by Section 106 of the Historic Preservation Act of 1966. Don't get me wrong: I do not care about the building. I care that this act states he is above the law & the people. It has the same message as his AI fighter jet shitpost.

If we had a sane leader he’d release an articulate & well-considered statement about the nationwide protests. Instead we get an AI video of him wearing a crown, flying a plane declaring him King, and dumping liquid excrement on people. How is this how you “lead” a country?!?!

after a clarinet player was arrested at Sunday's ICE protest in downtown Portland, I talked to five artists, crafters and makers - a puppet designer, an illustrator, a graphic designer, a knitter, and a theatre artist - about creativity under fascism www.orartswatch.org/resistance-c...

Got a dirty ube latte at Nepali immigrant owned Phalcha. No bike parking. Louisville could definitely do better. 3.1 miles. #coffeeneuring #bikesky

Don’t give them what they want - attention.

The video makes it worse? How can the video…oh. It was already screaming “I don’t have any trans friends, trans friendly gay friends, or pay any attention to anything but me” but the dismissive laugh and the least believable “I’m sorry” ever. Good God, can you ACT like you are sorry?!

‼️ this is one of the reasons why the Musk shutdown of USAID broke me, like Congress said 'we're allocating these funds to save lives' a random asshole with too much money and unresolved bitterness about the end of Apartheid said 'no you're not' so the funding disappeared?? and people are dying??

Damnit! I know what I’m listening to for the rest of the day. I still remember the first time I heard Brown Sugar on a mix tape from a friend. Clear Memorex with the yellow wheels, very 90’s.

Coffeeneuring Trip 2: 4.69 miles for a Sassy Abuelita latte and guava empanada from La Pana Bakery y Cafe. Theme: minority owned - this time it’s Oaxacan immigrants. #coffeeneuring #bikesky

I wish I lived in NY just so I could vote for him

C’mon God, wrong 79 year old!

Took advantage of Rule 2: Early Bird Friday also being the munchkin’s birthday. 2.5 mile trip for a Cafe con Leche & various pastelitos from Sweet Colada. My theme this year is Minority Owned coffee shops. Sweet Colada is Cuban, immigrant & woman owned. The trifecta! #coffeeneuring

No US air force base for Qatar ⬇️

Seriously. Make sure you have tissues handy.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

No mention of @alexwinter.com even? He obviously tricked poor Keanu into doing it. This review is golden. Idk if I want it to be real or be a piece of art in & of itself. Either way 😆

I’ve DNF’d or just not participated the past few years, but I’m ready to get back to #coffeeneuring. Got my theme & potential stops marked. Let’s ride bikes & drink coffee! wp.me/pX4LC-aCe

This was a month ago. In an interview the pastor said he was calling them to prayer & they continued to fire pepper balls - while he could hear them laughing.

I am begging the Universe, we’re all hanging on by a thread here. I know Carl would like to be reunited, but he’d also understand we need her more right now ❤️

When I first saw this I couldn’t figure out why he was spraying the back of the frog. He was purposefully spraying the air intake. How threatened were you by an inflatable frog, big man? 🤬 evil & pathetic excuse for human being

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

…during the previous administration when it wasn’t an issue.

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

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You think this is a war zone? WE’LL SHOW YOU A WAR ZONE! …or just a sea of naked people so vast that you’ll feel awkward & weird if you’re wearing clothes.

The fact that she liked this Far Side comic says a lot. RIP Jane Goodall.