DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I guess dinner is on Zuck tonight 🤣 Got my settlement from the class action suit. Could have gotten more, but I deactivated my account over their bs for part of it & deleted it entirely around 2017. Now you know why their automatic user agreements have gotten more & more comprehensive 😬

Only surprising if you’ve never paid any attention to Pedro Pascal.

Spent most of today binging Bon Appetit, Your Majesty. I don’t usually like things that are dubbed in English - and who would’ve guessed I’d be so into a Korean drama? But I’ll take whatever escapism I can get!!!

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Looking forward to state run television! It’s gonna be the best!

I cried so hard…from laughing. I’m admitting this publicly - I never put it together that the film festival was named for the movie character. 🤦🏻‍♀️ He seemed to move seamlessly from one accomplishment to the next, excelling in each new career. A legend.

1. A bike ride 2. Sound of rain on a tin roof 3. Swimming in the ocean 4. Fresh baked crusty bread 5. Fluffy socks

Low key obsessed with his tongue sticking out when he sleeps on his right side now.

Be ungovernable.

My timeline. Remind me what state Al Franken represented again?

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Whatever the Korean Tony’s are - I hope he has them ALL. To do all this & then hold that note at the end? My lungs could never.

I miread this as “shower with them in appreciation” 🤣

Just finished Fahrenheit-182. Tell @markhoppus.bsky.social he’s safe - I wouldn’t have remembered him as the guy with cancer because I totally missed that news until I read his book. Definitely in my Top 5 musician memoirs.

If HE outlives my dog, I’m going to be really pissed. Weird hair, kinda senile, spoiled brat, only listens when he feels like it, losing motor control - they’ve got so much in common, but there’s only one I’d want to save. I don’t know if I can do this without the grumpy bastard.

The entire reason my sister went to law school. 😂

Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted

Umm, but the WH already explained that it was just a contractor. Make up your minds which lie you’re going to tell & stick with it!

I can’t tell you how I’ve spent any other Labor Day weekend. I’ll bet we’ll all remember how we spent this one! 🤞🤞

👏 Even better than watching Jaws on the water from an inner tube 🤣

I know everything is going to mention Dances with Wolves, but I loved him in Longmire & the PBS Navajo Mysteries. Any time he showed up you knew you were in for some humor with a damn fine performance.

And so it begins

That photo of the mom running barefoot down the middle of the street towards Annunciation Catholic School. It’s been almost 13 years since my kid called to tell me she was safe. I sobbed the whole way & only kept it together to get to her. And every fucking mass shooting since brings it all back.

This is so screwed up. Is flashing my tits enough or am I going to need to wear a skirt & go commando so I can flash you that? ‘Cuz fuck it, I’ll go to Buc-ee’s and lift up my dress before going into the ladies room with my short hair & no makeup. Just to prove a point.

Oh my dear fuzzy lord, they’re using “Mighty Real” to advertise the PSL. Basic Fall Bitches do not deserve Sylvester!

My eye is itching, my nose is running…and goddamn it I’ve been forgetting to take allergy pills 🤦🏻‍♀️

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "Anybody who is using this as an opportunity to villainize trans people has completely lost touch with the common humanity."

I’ve got asthma. It’s documented. It still took a lab tech & 2 pharmacists to get my COVID shot pushed through the system so they were allowed to give it to me. And this was in May BEFORE the stricter rules went into effect, but RFK had announced them.

Just so I’m clear, do I need to be a registered Republican to use it to beat a cop? Or can anyone do that?

When we’re all dead we won’t be able to complain.

I’ve been following along & thinking of my many transportation nerd friends, including one who did a birthday scavenger hunt by public transport & another who ran for City Council. This is so brilliant!

I honestly don’t pay attention to vegetable prices because I get mine from my CSA. That’s suddenly looking like less of a hippie organic extravagance & more like a sound business decision. I know at the start of the season my egg share cost less than store bought.

Maybe don’t use the guy who covered up sexual assaults to say there’s obviously no sexual assaults.

What? They rolled out a half-baked plan without any clue about the impacts? I’m SO shocked an(other) Executive Order is going awry.

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🤬 I deleted FB over this issue the last time they allowed it to happen. Goddamn evil.

She’s my hero

RIP Bernadette!

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My grandma watched all the ABC soaps, scheduling her day around them. Robert & Holly were her favorite GH couple. My grandpa rolled his eyes, but knew all the storylines & had nicknames for many of the characters - his highest honor.

The only time I’ve been to DC was for the Women’s March. I’ll never forget walking by a white woman (in a pink hat) wondering aloud to her friend about some plaque to African American history being in such an “odd place”.

I’ve been afraid to go back on Etsy since I clicked on something in a WTF IS THAT?! moment.

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President Trump's deployment of the National Guard to DC and takeover of the local police department is baseless and an abuse of power. The people of DC shouldn't be forced to live in occupied, militarized communities.

#The52BookClub Prompt 42: Non-human antagonist. Lily and the Octopus by Steven Rowley. As someone with a 14+ dog with a heart murmur, 6 teeth left, going deaf & blind - idk if this was such a wise choice in books, but I think any dog owner will recognize the unhinged hatred of the octopus

Took a 12 year old dachshund on her first bike ride. Spoiler alert: she loved it.

oh is tourism down across the board in the united states, that’s crazy our new slogan “we will throw you in a fucking prison camp” doesn’t seem to be gaining traction with the tourism sector

The national library has apparently, by accident, modified its online copy of the U.S. Constitution to remove the president’s least favorite part.