New Louis Theroux is great if you want your partner to lean over and say "thank GOD you're not like that"

I love this band.

For some reason hundreds of crows flew over our apartment this evening. Probably not a bad portent or anything.

@dougtilley.bsky.social show them the crows

I'm on upscrolled: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/094f...

Lotta dick blood in the latest episode of The Pitt.

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

Robert.. I have infiltrated the brain of Robert F Kennedy

Robert. Out of the way. I'm going to obliterate your toilet.

I dropped a whole thing of timbits in the Toronto pop up Criterion closet and a guy yelled at me

Doing my husbandly duties (helping my wife set up Plex and turn off motion smoothing at the place she's housesitting)

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

It's Akira's 13th birthday! Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY or GO TO HELL!

If you feel compelled to criticize how your fellow human beings engage in actual resistance to jackbooted thugs in uniforms shooting at unarmed civilians and attacking pre-schools, now would be the time to shut the fuck up and ask yourself if you ever believed in anything in the first place.

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

ME: and this is called a "black cherry warhead" NAPOLEON (his eyes swelling shut): sacre bleu! ME: thats right, napoleon

Texts Jill sends to me while we're shopping.

أحدهم يتعلم كيف يكون شخصا أفضل عبر مراقبتك.

Akira is going to get us arrested.

Glad I'm not a kid in an era where bullies have AI tools. Imagine some garbage teen taping a photo to your locker of you having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog.

Blue Steel Akira

Here's a fun game to play if you're at the movies with some non-nerd friends. When the MADAME WEB trailer comes on, ask them all what they think the title is going to be, and then watch their reactions when the actual title comes up.

BUTCHER BIDEN

Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

This is ok, but it really misses the flavour of the documentary where she starts crying at the idea that RICHARD III might have a twisty spine.

Anyone know someone in the Durham, Ontario area with decent typing skills that might want to make some extra cash? I have a note-taking job here that we need to fill quickly. Drop me a line at [email protected]

Two idiots out in the blizzard. @dougtilley.bsky.social

He shit on the floor and then slipped in the shit and some of it got into his eyes and mouth. A dark day for America.

When this osprey leaned forward, I thought it was going to take off and I would get an epic shot. And, well, I was half right. 🪶 📷Lake Temescal

*watching Georges Méliès' A TRIP TO THE MOON* This fuckin' dude doesn't know how the moon works at ALL.

Akira is PISSED

thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles

Fuck yeah.

A man in his natural environment

This is why we love Dolly.

"The Palestinian people are in a unique position: they are the only people living under military occupation who are expected to ensure the security of their occupier." - Avi Shlaim, a Jewish Israeli-British Historian

My shitty dog is photogenic as hell.

If you knew my mother in law you would know how funny this is. This is a woman who watched a John Mulaney stand up special and didn't like or get it but said she was glad that everyone was laughing and clapping for him.

This is what they pray to in Newfoundland

Akira's look of disdain has never wavered. 2012 and today.

i just can’t imagine hearing 20,000 people are dead in the last two months and doing weird debate bro shit about it. how much human tragedy is enough. how does that not bowl you over with horror and grief. what is missing from yr heart

touching grass is no longer enough. some people really just need to be slowly enveloped in a peat bog.

Explained the concept of "himbos" to my boss and now he gleefully refers to himself as "Jimbo the Himbo!" He's 72.