Flying back to Ontario tomorrow. Let's see what weather I'll be expecting on the way out. Oh lord.

Akira the husky + ice cream is a lethal combination.

Had no idea that Blink-182 recorded Newfoundland-specific versions of their biggest hits.

Dingus went to the groomer this morning. She was apparently very well behaved. Then I brought her to my office and she screamed for no reason except to ruin my life.

My wife (who is back in Ontario) has some thoughts.

Being from Buffalo is very stressful.

We're doing the census Me: Should I put down bisexual for you? Jill: Pansexual. I'll fuck anything. Me: Horses? Jill: No.

HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEADON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

I really doubt that the press is going to show much sympathy for the millions of us who take SSRIs. Serious depression is not something that the press deems an issue worth examining. But it is not an overstatement to say that SSRIs are the difference between living and dying for millions of us.

Another satisfied customer on the ol' Cinema Smorgasbord podcast!

Theory: @dougtilley.bsky.social rarely posts pictures of our wonderful cat because she is enormous and he feels that is a reflection on him. He does post pictures of our awful dog because she is beautiful and he likes that association. He never posts pictures of me, his beloved wife of 17 years...

Took Akira to the beach today.

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

The shooter was just part of a Oz Pearlman bit where the bullet holes were going to spell out JD Vance's pin number

Akira in her natural environment (trying to devour the world biggest branch)

Guys, I've got a great idea for Come From Away 2: www.bbc.com/news/article...

New Louis Theroux is great if you want your partner to lean over and say "thank GOD you're not like that"

I love this band.

For some reason hundreds of crows flew over our apartment this evening. Probably not a bad portent or anything.

@dougtilley.bsky.social show them the crows

I'm on upscrolled: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/094f...

Lotta dick blood in the latest episode of The Pitt.

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by

Robert.. I have infiltrated the brain of Robert F Kennedy

Robert. Out of the way. I'm going to obliterate your toilet.

I dropped a whole thing of timbits in the Toronto pop up Criterion closet and a guy yelled at me

Doing my husbandly duties (helping my wife set up Plex and turn off motion smoothing at the place she's housesitting)

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

It's Akira's 13th birthday! Tell her HAPPY BIRTHDAY or GO TO HELL!

If you feel compelled to criticize how your fellow human beings engage in actual resistance to jackbooted thugs in uniforms shooting at unarmed civilians and attacking pre-schools, now would be the time to shut the fuck up and ask yourself if you ever believed in anything in the first place.

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

ME: and this is called a "black cherry warhead" NAPOLEON (his eyes swelling shut): sacre bleu! ME: thats right, napoleon

Texts Jill sends to me while we're shopping.

أحدهم يتعلم كيف يكون شخصا أفضل عبر مراقبتك.

Akira is going to get us arrested.

Glad I'm not a kid in an era where bullies have AI tools. Imagine some garbage teen taping a photo to your locker of you having sex with Sonic the Hedgehog.

Blue Steel Akira

Here's a fun game to play if you're at the movies with some non-nerd friends. When the MADAME WEB trailer comes on, ask them all what they think the title is going to be, and then watch their reactions when the actual title comes up.

BUTCHER BIDEN

Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

This is ok, but it really misses the flavour of the documentary where she starts crying at the idea that RICHARD III might have a twisty spine.

Anyone know someone in the Durham, Ontario area with decent typing skills that might want to make some extra cash? I have a note-taking job here that we need to fill quickly. Drop me a line at [email protected]

Two idiots out in the blizzard. @dougtilley.bsky.social