Reminder: Oral contracts can be enforced.

I'm thinking Dershowitz has until January 1 to make good, right?

Cuomo’s opponent in the finale, for condo president:

As i said, just an insane sense of entitlement. It's truly unbelievable.

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

I really need the whole smashburger thing to be over. That is all.

My kid thinks the whole 67 thing is dumb AF. I feel like I have succeeded as a dad.

Posting this for no reason.

Center left repeating right-wing framing, will wonders never cease

Send that legal team a Subway gift card ...

I have long bemoaned the gerontocracy of the Democratic Party and would love to see a clean sweep; but I will also say that no one in the party was a better bare knuckled fighter than Pelosi. She will be a tough act to follow.

I have reported this as a hate incident to the Southern Poverty Law Center. You should, too. www.splcenter.org/reporthate/

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

A year ago today, we had a really terrible election night, and because I know how people fall into despair I sat down at 11pm and wondered what I could tell you. I told you:

It's a great pity we are stuck with Gillibrand until 2030. But Schumer is up in 2028, so let's clean house, shall we?

Classy bastards.

bluesky mods retire bitch

Now available for bar mitzvahs and weddings.

"We have bowed at the altar of caution, and we have paid a mighty price." Ya listening, Ezra?

ZM quotes Mario Cuomo. Baller move.

Man, I really do wish I was in NYC tonight.

“Let tonight be the final time I utter his name.”

California sends a nice, big, gift-wrapped fuck you to Greg Abbott.

Pursued by voters.

Fuck Chuck.

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******

Is it possible that Cuomo won’t congratulate him? It sure is.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Over under for how many days until Schumer congratulates him?

Channel please?

One last time for the cheap seats: FUCK ANDREW CUOMO ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Now let’s bring home Prop 50 for a clean sweep.

Ok now I want to move BACK to NYC.

Can we send this screenshot to Cuomo every day for the rest of his miserable life?

Guardian has called it.

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Pay per view special! I'm in!

Count faster.

This is beautiful.

I think the "PAID" is the real sting in the scorpion's tail ....

Perhaps a Mamdani win will convince Schumer not to run again.

One down, three to go.

I love when rich assholes threaten to leave New York City or California or wherever like they haven’t figured out yet how much ordinary people hate them and how it’s actually hurting their cause

Yes yes YES!

would really like one Democratic senator or house member to go in front of a microphone and say that Schumer has embraced Islamophobic bigotry, has failed the party, and should resign.

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So Schumer never did endorse, huh. Nor Gillibrand. Just irredeemable pieces of shit, the entire NY senate delegation