THE INVITE (2026) Most f**kin' annoying intrusive score since Avildson's NEIGHBORS. Did Wilde think her over-the-top awful acting of tics & eye rolling was funny? Norton & Cruz (A+) seemed to be in another movie. A bad play that trods toward cliche resolution, but "oh so naughty". Bob&Carol&Ted&Ugh

It's Happening

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Tonight is Time for an Eric Rohmer Moment at Thimble Theater. Earlier this year it was Springtime in the seasonal series & this time it's SUMMER. Love, indecision, introspective talk & attractive people are the jetsam & flotsam at this French seaside resort. Be seated on your beach towel by 8:30 pm.

@nruhrkraut.bsky.social Bought the Rohmer Novel

Are wecready to call them terrorists yet? www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...

Exclusive look at The Cyclops in Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY #TheOdyssey

Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social High Council, This AIRPORT ripoff just made me jump off my front porch wearing a tablecloth as a parachute in mid-showing. I landed in the driveway. Didn't escape the bomb called DOOMSDAY FLIGHT. Coffee, Tea, or stab me. Cordially Yours, THE FUTURIST! #BMoviemaniacs

Van Johnson is talking about licking it. Oh god ... I give up. #BMoviemaniacs

Always take your nitroglycerine pills with bourbon. #BMoviemaniacs

"Consider this. I wrote this boring cliche crap of an airplane thriller." #BMoviemaniacs

"I've loved for years, Reilly. Since we're going to die I wanted to tell you that I am a bitter old queen AND I LOVE YOU!" #BMoviemaniacs

The bomb they are looking for is the movie they are in. Flying Meta Airlines. #BMoviemaniacs

An escape from reality. Brilliant way to escape the heat/humidity and laugh at frustration.

@peterapeel.bsky.social Recent Blake Edward purchase

@007dossier.bsky.social Mata Bond has passed.

@davidkuhne.bsky.social Could David Ellison own Letterboxd ?

MARVEL daytime scene cinematography. AS clear as ever.

"Gambling is now a more popular leisure activity than reading and emerging tech has worsened diminishing attention spans ... "

LMAO #mst3k

@splicedpersonality.bsky.social Your Autumn Read Coming 10/6

@sophiacim.bsky.social Time for an Eric Rohmer Moment in reading. His newly released only novel.

@oscarwild.bsky.social Casting the podcast movie is as tight-lipped as the James Bond auditions.

How fast will Platner be a guest and then political pundit on FOX News? Fetterman is a regular.

Planter is a paranoid unrepentant deluded egomaniac and wants to destroy everything because he is a liar and won't admit it.

@davidkuhne.bsky.social Is Jake Tapper taking notes?

@gayerthanthou.bsky.social Trimming the forsythia on driveway border is quite uncomfortable when neighbor is staring & flirting from her backyard.

VALLEY OF THE GIANTS (1965) #BMoviemaniacs

@larrythek.bsky.social @peterapeel.bsky.social The Gulfgate Cinema, Houston - Texas Circa 1968. Cinema I: MADIGAN (in Color) Cinema II: CHUBASCO (with Christopher Jones) plus FIRECREEK (with James Stewart)

See You Next Wednesday! 1976 WALT DISNEY SUMMER FILM FESTIVAL New Double Feature Every 6 Days at Participating Theaters

Friend in Japan has a birthday this Friday. Have to send best wishes on THursday. Japan is maybe 10 hours or more ahead. Sent it last year on the exact date and he replied: "You mean BELATED wishes."

Health care supplement just went up $30 more a month staring next April. Last year it rose $9 more a month. Now it's $30 MORE!!

@sophiacim.bsky.social Here's to cheering you up with this promo for: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF HOMER on Bravo!

@nruhrkraut.bsky.social Omg It's Happening Ruhroo nickerdoopay !

@redhairglasses.bsky.social David Bowie Tarot Deck?

CLOSING MUSIC Music for Perusing the Frozen Food Aisle

John Waters' STEEL MAGNOLIAS

@spyhards.bsky.social Cecil B. DeMille's insane musical thriller features a disaster scene with an airship while a party of debauchery takes place on board. MADAME SATAN (1930)

Happy Birthday to Warren Oates. cc: @splicedpersonality.bsky.social

Thimble Theater features a 4th of July set disaster movie tonight w/a cranky George Segal, irritable late career Richard Widmark, exploding amusement rides, a playful suspenseful Lalo Schifrin score, and script by COLUMBO creators Levinson and Link. Be in your coaster car by 9 pm & hold on.

@peterapeel.bsky.social @larrythek.bsky.social Happy 4th!

@davidkuhne.bsky.social Yikes. Look at this uncomfortable scene on a public bus with those masked fascists. That poor woman.

@kevinjacobsen.bsky.social Expecting you to do Criterion purchases one day each week in July. Don't disappoint. That's 5 visits. And order a #Ruhrtote

@davidkuhne.bsky.social "Reclaim America!" They will need a receipt for a full return.

July 1976, HARRY AND WALTER GO TO NEW YORK w/Elliott Gould, James Caan & Diane Keaton was at Radio City Music Hall with a Bicentennial Stage show. Otherwise, you got LOGAN'S RUN, MIDWAY, and a lot of porn.

@sophiacim.bsky.social From EW: "AMC CEO Adam Aron shared a very detailed recap of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding at Madison Square Garden, from the decor to the vows." Do you think it was recorded to be played at a future date exclusively in AMC Theaters ?

Foot Fetish Theater’s 4th of July production of ANKLE DOODLE DANDY will (as usual) feature the sales staff at SCHLEPP SHOES. You can find all sizes and accessories at SCHLEPP (located at Main and Artery in Utter Despair NJ) Sock special this week - $2.50 for 2 for the 250th. * Argyles excluded

It's 4th of July, so that means THE FUTURIST! will be breaking out his annual holiday George Segal Suburban Backyard Above Ground Swimming Pool Chlorine Blue colored suit from ROLLERCOASTER*. Hang on. * ROLLERCOASTER - the official summer movie of Utter Despair NJ since 1977.

A Special 4th of July salute on a Saturday from The Management and Staff at: See You Next Wednesday! Stay safe and have fun and remember :

Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social High Council: Happy 4th of July to the sinister cinema sadists of The Council. I'll be getting up early to do a run to the grocery for hot dog buns in a jeep w/an exposed nuclear war head in the back seat. Wish me luck! Cordially yours, THE FUTURIST! #Bmoviemaniacs